Quotes - The Cleveland Fan
Was that one of the more satisfying dumps you've had?
Sideline reporter Suzy Shuster to Nebraska coach Bill Callahan after he was doused with Gatorade
I cherished getting kicked out of school. It was a great thing. I became a millionaire.
Heat G Jason Williams on what he cherishes about his playing days at Florida
If they let the cheerleaders date the players, they wouldn't have to make out with each other.
Cris Carter, trying to make sense of the Panther cheerleading scandal on "Inside The NFL"
He's not 20 years old. No way. I'm going to have to see a birth certificate or something.
Wizards F Antawn Jamison, on LeBron James
My dad, Sylvester Stallone, and the Pope.
Vinny Testaverde's answer when asked if he could pick any three people in the world to have dinner with
Oh no. None of that. Sex? What are you talking about? That's crazy. Look man, I'm engaged. That would put me in trouble.
Vikings RB Mewelde Moore when questioned on the activities on the boat the Vikings players chartered
I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes.
Marcus Camby (who makes 7.15 million this season) on the NBA invoking a new dress code
Don't say that I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.
Every decade has some taint.
Bud Selig, downplaying the longterm effects of baseball's steroid problem
He invited me into the house for a little bit. There he was with his little tight shorts, no shirt, and his little red hat. He was doing some farming or something. It was awesome.
JP Losman, on meeting Brett Favre
Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids. Period. I don't know how to say it any more clear than that. Never.
Rafael Palmeiro to Congress, five months before being suspended for using steroids
How can you not root for a guy like that?
Alex Rodriguez, referring to admitted cheater and steroid user Jason Giambi
I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.
Drew Gooden, on his NBA career
Isaah Thomas is building a championship team. Too bad itï¿½s in San Antonio.
Charles Barkley, on the Nazr Mohammed trade
He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had to see.
49ers coach Mike Nolan, commenting on the teams private workout of Alex Smith
He might have won the war, but the battles not over.
Bucs RB Carnell Williams, on Auburn teammate Ronnie Brown being picked three spots higher than him
I saw what the governor makes. Thatï¿½s like four hands of blackjack.
Charles Barkley, on why he wasn't seriously considering becoming Governor of Alabama
I'm blessed to have great friends, and there's a lot of men in my life who've been more than just friends.
CBS commentator Jim Nantz, in the April 2005 edition of Golf Digest
Like I told the guys earlier, once he turns 21 and is able to drink, it's over.
Jalen Rose, on LeBron James
I'm tellin ya man, to be able to stroke it like that must be some kind of feeling.
Dick Vitale, on JJ Redick's ability to hit 3's
I try to keep my distance from it. I don't want to catch anything. That thing has been passed around more often than Paris Hilton.
Theo Epstein, on the World Series trophy
There's Fredo, Sonny, and there's Michael. The Godfather handed it over to Michael. I have no problem handing it over to Dwayne.
Shaq, comparing Dwayne Wade to Penny Hardaway and Kobe Bryant
I feel terrible. I didn't think he had it in him.
Tracy McGrady, after his Rottweiler bit a maintenance engineers nose off
It hasn't changed me at all. Obviously I won't go into the stands again, but I'm the same person.
Stephen Jackson, on what he learned from the Pacers/Pistons melee
When you're rich you don't write checks. Straight cash homey.
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