Of course, my favorite moment of the night involved no couples, or home runs. The best part was watching a Squeeler Hero make a complete buffoon of himself. First, Franco Harris made my Uncle Gimpy look like Bo Jackson when Harris tried to chase down a fly ball over his head. That was bad. This is worse. When it was his turn to bat, Harris, in slow-pitch softball, swung and missed. If that was embarrassing enough, what came next should cost him his man card. He bunted. Against a 75 year old Tommy John. And he was ecstatic about the result. He was soooo proud of himself, for bunting in a softball game. Can you imagine Jim Brown bunting in a softball game? Never.