Written by Nino Colla

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Looking to rebound from a down year once again, Fausto Carmona is dipping into his bag of tricks.

A few years ago prior to the 2010 season, Carmona, at the urging of the late Jose Lima and his pitching coach Tim Belcher, shifted over on the pitching mound. The change of where he delievered the baseball was just one detail that helped Carmona in his search for the success he had in 2007.

Now, as the 2012 season looming and Carmona running out of things to change, he's decided to change his name.

Say hello to Roberto Hernandez Heredia.

International Man of Mystery.

Dysfunctional Commander of Midges.

Master of the Sweat-ball.

Okay, great.

Surely, you know this is a joke by now. No not that Carmona is changing his name, but the introduction to this here piece. You know by now that Carmona (when do I start calling him Heredia?) was arrested in his native Dominican Republic for... not being Fausto Carmona. 

And on this note, even if is name is Roberto, can I still call him Fausto? Or do I have to call him by his proper name? The Artist Formerly Known as Fausto? Let's just convert him to the symbol we most use after he pitches in a game.

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Hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, you pitched another stinker of a game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That too could get confusing.

It's good to see the Indians getting started off on the right foot though. I mean last year was the same way with Austin Kearns forshadowing us with a DUI, a few months before star Shin-Soo Choo would get one of his own.

Let's hope 26-year-old Asdrubal Cabrera isn't really 30-year-old Francisco Martinez Pena the Fourth.

Wally Bryan, you son of a...