Written by David Regimbal

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Franky (The Realist)

Frank Moore (Franky) was born on June 26, 2003, moments after the first feud between Figz and Swisher (the night Lebron James was drafted by the Cavaliers). Since that moment, Franky has played babysitter/peacemaker between the  two, despite not wanting anything to do with either of them. His hobbies include spending as much time away from Figz and Swisher as possible -- doing anything and everything as long as it’s away from them. If you have strong political or religious views, he’ll kindly listen to you while simultaneously wondering when the conversation will end/your murder.

Favorite Quote:

“Change -- you either have some in your pocket, or you have no hope to visit the vending machine later.”
-- Anonymous (read -- me...)

Defining Sports Moment:

September 1, 2007 -- when Appalachian State walked into the Big House and knocked off a top-five team in Michigan. It’s just a solid reminder that no matter who’s playing, anyone can be beaten. Also, it was funnier than hell.