Written by David Regimbal

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The Columbus Dispatch reported today that the NCAA has notified Ohio State it will not be facing “Failure to Monitor” charges -- or any additional violations that weren’t cited in the original notice of allegations.

What does that mean, you ask?

Well, that simply means every article that you’ve read since February claiming additional violations against Ohio State -- like the steaming pile of shit Sports Illustrated produced, car-gate, golf-gate, or any other gate you can think of, was just the result of the national media’s hard-on for trying to screw Ohio State.

The only thing of substance that was produced from this six-month golden shower from the media was that one additional player (who’s name has yet to be released) dealt with tattoo owner Eddy Rife in a similar fashion as Tat-Five.

What this means -- come August 12 when Ohio State meets with the NCAA, everyone who wanted to see the Buckeyes get the hammer will be sorely, sorely disappointed.

You mad, America?