Written by Chris Hutchison

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After the NFL proposed that the NFLPA was a bunch of "stinking liars", the NFLPA countered that the NFL was made up of "lying liars who lie".

This exchange of ideas and counterproposals was an important development after weeks of the NFL and the NFLPA claiming that the other side were just "liars".

Further developments led to more dialog, such as when the NFL proposed that DeMo Smith "step in front of a speeding truck", which led to DeMo responding with a proposal that the NFL go do something to itself which is anatomically impossible.

With progress of this nature, there is little doubt that this silly little squabble will be over lickety-split

In other news, the constant use of the words "litigate" and "mediate" and "try not to hate" got a song stuck in my head which I cannot eradicate, and now I'm irate (damn you, INXS).