Written by Chris Hutchison

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For a team already struggling through what must be termed "Offensive Suck", it mystifies, well, everyone why the Miami Dolphins went and hired Brian Daboll.

You remember Daboll, right?  The architect of the innovative and unpredictable Browns Offensive juggernaut (ranked #32 and #29 the last 2 years)?  Well, the Offensively challenged Fins went and chose him as the guy that will pull them from their suck.

Why, you ask?  I don't know.  Maybe the Dolphins are trying to get the #1 overall pick (and thus Andrew Luck) next year.

Yes, this move is going over like masturbating on a plane down in South Beach (which deserves all the pain we can send them).  Here are some exerpts of the joy:

Can THIS GET ANY WORSE?

Hey ROSS! thanks for destorying our Fins season!!!

It feels like Tony Sparano just raped FIN FANS everywhere with this move.

TICKET SALES are plummeting as we speak.

Well, there goes the neighborhood. We should have a fan union, with VETO power. Aren't the Packers publically owned?  This is craaaaaaaaaaaaap.

If you watch the Youtube video Daboll looks about as dumb as Sparano.  He is acting like a freaking idiot after a field goal.

Please Steven Ross sell the dolphins right now.

This is the latest kick in the teeth for us long suffering fins fans.

Sad to say but, the best thing that can happen for the Dolphins in 2011 is if the season is canceled.

Sun Life Stadium should change to Dead In A Coffin Stadium.....where fish go to die!!!!

If I was a joke writer, this would be a godsend.

Welcome to Miami, Mr. PredictDaboll.  You are Cleveland's revenge for that LeBron thing.