Written by Rich Swerbinsky

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Breaking news from Yahoo Sports on the eve of The Return.

According to their anonymous league sources,  Cavs owner Dan Gilbert has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to a Midwestern law firm to investigate suspicions that the Heat broke NBA tampering rules while pursuing The Whore of Akron.  

According to Yahoo’s sources, Gilbert will spare no expense to uncover whatever evidence he can to take to the league office and that law firm staff includes several former prosecutors with backgrounds in investigating and constructing cases.  Also, the report states that the firm is probing an alleged meeting between James and Heat president Pat Riley in November 2009 and a meeting between James’ inner circle and Wade in Chicago last June.

Seems like Dan The Fan is hellbent on forcing the NBA to deal with this issue as the league steamrolls towards a possible lockout next season.

Good for Gilbert.  And here's hoping the entire report is written in Comic Sans.