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Your Death Row Meal

Unread postby swerb » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:54 am

Night before they do prisoners on Death Row, they get the meal of their choice.

What would yours be?

Mine? Big salad loaded with shredded mozz, Lawry's seasoning salt, red onions, and drenched in homemade vinagrette. Cavatellis, meatballs, breaded fried eggplant, garlic bread, and a couple canolis to wash it all down.
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Unread postby mattvan1 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:52 am

Maria Sharapova and a beer.

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Unread postby Guest » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:58 pm

My mom's meatloaf and macaroni salad.
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Unread postby General » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:46 pm

Since I wouldn't want my Mom to go through the stress of preparing her #1's last meal.... :lol: I will forego her homemade lasagna, with oil and vinegar dressed salad, and fresh baked bread and instead have a 32 oz Ribeye (Rare), King Crab legs, big baked sweet potato and tons of those sweet rolls they give you at Pickle Bill's.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:53 pm

I'm going to order a nice salad with bleu cheese dressing, veal scallopini over top of garlic mashed potatoes and a slice of key lime pie.

Couple fingers of Maker's Mark or Wild Turkey if they'll allow it and some strong french roast coffee.
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Unread postby Apex777 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:43 pm

A couple pounds of crab legs, dripping in drawn butter, baked potato with butter and sour cream and a huge slice of New York Style cheesecake with strawberries on top. . .after I ate all that stuff, they wouldn't have to bother with "carrying out the sentence", 'cause I'd be dead of overeating. . . :roll :roll:
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:55 pm

Steak and waffles

england needs a waffle house
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:38 pm

Dannycrisp wrote:Steak and waffles

england needs a waffle house

You guys don't have Waffle Houses over there?
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Unread postby FUDU » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:37 pm

Funny question Rich, tough one b/c there are two ways to look at it

A) you want one last great meal to go out with

B) you can pick something that just might kill you

I would have some kind of pasta, some shrimp scampi, some great fish/shark or prime rib, a potato...and at least one gallon of Dairymen's Iced Tea.

...and since I don't smoke I'd ask if I could trade the cigarette for some int chocolate chip ice cream.

Either all that or I'd ask for an all you can eat buffet and eat myself to death.

edited to add: to this day the best meal I have ever had in my life was in Vegas, got comped by a pit boss for spending 9 straight hours at the same BJ table. Handed us a card with his signature and said go up to wherever, I forget the name of the restaurant, and get any thing you want, any problems tell them to call me...and the guy was a total dago. It was cool.
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Unread postby Joens » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:48 pm

probably my moms homemade French toast. with a big, rare, prime rib.
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Unread postby pup » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:49 pm

Everything.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:30 am

Something that gives me Diarrhea so when they kill me I leave a big a mess as possible.


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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:54 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Something that gives me Diarrhea so when they kill me I leave a big a mess as possible.




Steak-ums, fried in excessive butter with onions and green peppers, deviled eggs, and under cooked chicken wings in the hottest flavor avaliable. Wash it down with a couple of sixers of Mickey's hand gernades and let the fireworks from south of the border begin.
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Unread postby HoodooMan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:10 pm

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Unread postby Spin » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:33 pm

Something that gives me Diarrhea so when they kill me I leave a big a mess as possible.


Hmmmmm. Chi chi's is closed. Maybe White Castle would work. Taco Bell is always a good bet. or a Chinese buffet.

I would go for a TGI Friday's Jack Daniels steak and ribs combo. Washed down with a good cold beer.
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Unread postby FUDU » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:16 pm

LOL nice link Hoodoo, how Hannibal Lectoresque of you.
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:44 pm

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good ol crawfish boil.
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Unread postby Joens » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:48 pm

good ol crawfish boil.


can i change my vote.

we got a restraunt down here called craw daddies.. oh boy too Die for!
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Unread postby bookelly » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:11 am

A cake with a key and a gun baked into it.
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Unread postby bks92 » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:28 pm

Stop it, Stop it you all making me hungry damn it.
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Unread postby OldDawg » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:35 pm

All you can eat Prime Rib at Pickle Bills.
Then eat myself to death...
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