I thought today would be the best day to go on a tyrade about the sports teams in which I have the deepest hatred for. These aren't just rivals, these are teams that make me physically sick to talk about, read about, or God forbid watch on my television.
#1-Notre Dame football-The most over hyped, over rated, over everything team in sports. I hate their fight song, their fat over rated coach, and that f'ing leprechaun! They are greedy bastards who are scared to join a conference because they wont EVER get vastly overpaid for getting their ASSES WHIPPED in a major bowl game like they have 8 years in a row! Wake up the echos my left nut! F them!
#2-Steelers-The favorite team of the toothless, jobless, hilljacks from the worst city in the USA. Not to mention all the front runners here in Y-Town! When they win, the players talk shit about everyone and everything. When they lose, they whine like little girls and bitch about everything. Any grown man who refers to another grown man as "Big Ben" sounds like a homo to me!
#3-Duke B-Ball- How can anyone root for these spoiled rotten trust fund babies? E.I. Christian Leattner, Grant Hill, and Jason "the Original Kellen Winslow" Williams. The absolute worst is when they fall down and yell like little bitches and get charge calls.
#4-Yankees-They are all that is wrong with Major League Baseball.
#5-Michigan Football- I respect the program because of the rivalry. But I wouldn't be a true Buckeye fan if "Hail to the Victors" didn't make me vomit.





