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And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby justmebd » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:48 am

A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm sure he was just sending the money to Josh Gordon, or making an antenna for his moneyphone.

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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby scott » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:13 am

Maybe the bathroom attendant has a tip jar shaped like a piggy bank and dollars don't fit in easily?

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby scrambler » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:34 pm

It's worth noting that Brian Hoyer is undefeated as a Cleveland Browns starting quarterback!


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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Hikohadon » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:34 pm

Manziel and Gordon should trademark their duo "The Think Tank".

Any regrets now, Jimmuh?

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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:50 am

Haters. The lot of yous.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Hikohadon » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:12 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:Haters. The lot of yous.


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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby pod2dawg » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:55 am

OK Johnny, look I'm no Heisman Trophy winner or 1st Round Draft Pick, but I offer this novel concept....................How's about you, your agent, King James Entertainment Group say get together and have you photographed passing out turkeys at a food pantry, umpiring a girl's softball game for charity, headlining some fundraiser for the downtrodden, or better yet film ya throwing the football at some secret indoor facility to several Brown's receivers while having the play book open behind you? (cache)

And a down vote to anyone that ever uses a camera in a Men's bathroom.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:59 am

C'Mon, that roll wasn't for Johnny. Johnny doesn't do coke. He just needed it so he could blow some coke up a few stripper's assholes Like DiCaprio. What's the big deal? Who hasn't done that? It's not like he was doing something bad like smoking weed...
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Hikohadon » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:54 pm

pod2dawg wrote:And a down vote to anyone that ever uses a camera in a Men's bathroom.


Good point. Not sure how that guy didn't get pummeled.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby ole uncle charle » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:51 pm

A lot of productive, self-respecting people have done coke in the john. However that pic with Biebs can not be defended.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby justmebd » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:01 pm

It's also worth noting our boy is straight gangsta. If he was doing a line of blow, he'd be rolling up a $100 bill, rolling up a $20 is for amateurs.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Hikohadon » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:35 am

I am reminded of something that Kitty once said on That 70's Show:

"Oh, Red, our Johnny IS on drugs!"
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby scrambler » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:35 pm

I'm almost positive once LeBron is back, he'll get our guy Mr Football straightened out...they're BFFs I've heard.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Hikohadon » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:53 pm

scrambler wrote:I'm almost positive once LeBron is back, he'll get our guy Mr Football straightened out...they're BFFs I've heard.


They might not be in town the same weekend. Plus, LeBron will probably be too busy trying to salvage his belongings from what's left of his house in Bath.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:55 pm

motherscratcher wrote:He just needed it so he could blow some coke up a few stripper's assholes


Now we're in party mode.
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Re: And Now Johnny Apparently Does Coke!!!

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:06 pm

:spanky: Never roll up a bill you don't need later. Rolling up a $20 is a waste of $19.
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