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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:13 am

Rumors all over twitter that Bob Stoops might be coming to Cleveland.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby pup » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:33 am

motherscratcher wrote:Rumors all over twitter that Bob Stoops might be coming to Cleveland.


I think it was a joke making fun of the Browns for going after the college coach that looks the best at any given moment.

Now, Saban finally sick enough to jump? Have to call him like right now though before he calms down. :hide:
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:40 am

pup wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:Rumors all over twitter that Bob Stoops might be coming to Cleveland.


I think it was a joke making fun of the Browns for going after the college coach that looks the best at any given moment.

Now, Saban finally sick enough to jump? Have to call him like right now though before he calms down. :hide:


Probably. I'm way to lazy to be bothered to look into any sources. Only thing that makes snse. It just all of a sudden showed up in my timeline half a dozen times.

It'll be tough to reach Saban right now. He's eating Pizza with Urban Meyer on a golf cart.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby justmebd » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:42 am

The video of the 10 year olds pleading for the Browns to hire Tressel is cute.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:42 am

motherscratcher wrote:
pup wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:Rumors all over twitter that Bob Stoops might be coming to Cleveland.


I think it was a joke making fun of the Browns for going after the college coach that looks the best at any given moment.

Now, Saban finally sick enough to jump? Have to call him like right now though before he calms down. :hide:


Probably. I'm way to lazy to be bothered to look into any sources. Only thing that makes snse. It just all of a sudden showed up in my timeline half a dozen times.

It'll be tough to reach Saban right now. He's eating Pizza with Urban Meyer on a golf cart.


God I hope "Sad Golf Cart Urban" stays in local lore for a long time.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:47 pm

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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:20 pm

justmebd wrote:The video of the 10 year olds pleading for the Browns to hire Tressel is cute.


Excusable since they're 10.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:31 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
justmebd wrote:The video of the 10 year olds pleading for the Browns to hire Tressel is cute.


Excusable since they're 10.


How would ya feel if they were begging for Stoops?
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:14 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
justmebd wrote:The video of the 10 year olds pleading for the Browns to hire Tressel is cute.


Excusable since they're 10.


How would ya feel if they were begging for Stoops?


Better. Not much better, but a little.

If Stoops wasn't from Ohio, do you think we'd have to hear his name each and every coaching search?

Biggest crock of shit ever is the "He's from Ohio, he understands us" horsepuckey.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:28 pm

Hikohadon wrote:If Stoops wasn't from Ohio, do you think we'd have to hear his name each and every coaching search?

Biggest crock of shit ever is the "He's from Ohio, he understands us" horsepuckey.


Do you think if he was from say...Detroit, he'd give two shits about the Browns job?

In his defense...when was the last time you've ever "NOT" heard of OU being in the title hunt since the time he's been there?
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:32 pm

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10238 ... -no-1-pick

How about a BEST CASE Scenario?

Get the HELL on the phone Jimmy.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:00 pm

Triple-S wrote:http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10238006/houston-texans-owner-bob-mcnair-open-trading-no-1-pick

How about a BEST CASE Scenario?

Get the HELL on the phone Jimmy.



Teddy Bridgewater is not a QB you trade up to get. Probably why the Texans, who desperately need a QB, want to trade the pick.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:18 pm

rebelwithoutaclue wrote:Teddy Bridgewater is not a QB you trade up to get. Probably why the Texans, who desperately need a QB, want to trade the pick.


The last time we didn't make a move, we wound up with Brandon Weeden.

Do you want to go through that again?

Pay the price, c---block the Jags, Rams and any other stupid team that needs a QB, and call it a day.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Govbarney » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:20 pm

rebelwithoutaclue wrote:
Triple-S wrote:http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10238006/houston-texans-owner-bob-mcnair-open-trading-no-1-pick

How about a BEST CASE Scenario?

Get the HELL on the phone Jimmy.



Teddy Bridgewater is not a QB you trade up to get. Probably why the Texans, who desperately need a QB, want to trade the pick.


Agree 100% , Id rather take a chance on Garoppolo or Fails in a later round , then mortgage the future for Bridgewater. Nothing against him, but the way I see it you only Trade up to #1 for a sure thing, and he is far from a sure thing.

Now next year with Winston , Marriota ... that's a different story.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:23 pm

Triple-S wrote:
rebelwithoutaclue wrote:Teddy Bridgewater is not a QB you trade up to get. Probably why the Texans, who desperately need a QB, want to trade the pick.


The last time we didn't make a move, we wound up with Brandon Weeden.

Do you want to go through that again?

Pay the price, c---block the Jags, Rams and any other stupid team that needs a QB, and call it a day.




The guy that fucked up both of those moves is gone now. If the Browns trade an RG3 package for Teddy, they're the stupid team.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby pup » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:36 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
justmebd wrote:The video of the 10 year olds pleading for the Browns to hire Tressel is cute.


Excusable since they're 10.


How would ya feel if they were begging for Stoops?


Better. Not much better, but a little.

If Stoops wasn't from Ohio, do you think we'd have to hear his name each and every coaching search?

Biggest crock of shit ever is the "He's from Ohio, he understands us" horsepuckey.


Well, I do believe he was real close to being the Chiefs choice last year and would have taken it if Reid did not. So its not just us.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:43 am

Hikohadon wrote:...horsepuckey.


Whoa!!!!

Just settle down there Grandpa. There's no need for that kind of talk.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby Hikohadon » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:11 am

Govbarney wrote:
rebelwithoutaclue wrote:
Triple-S wrote:http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10238006/houston-texans-owner-bob-mcnair-open-trading-no-1-pick

How about a BEST CASE Scenario?

Get the HELL on the phone Jimmy.



Teddy Bridgewater is not a QB you trade up to get. Probably why the Texans, who desperately need a QB, want to trade the pick.


Agree 100% , Id rather take a chance on Garoppolo or Fails in a later round , then mortgage the future for Bridgewater. Nothing against him, but the way I see it you only Trade up to #1 for a sure thing, and he is far from a sure thing.

Now next year with Winston , Marriota ... that's a different story.


Not convinced that Mariota won't come out.

In fact, if Mariota doesn't come out, it means he's fucking retarded and I don't want the drooling maggot anyway.

**This is of course hyperbole, but I still believe that anyone that would be a Top 15 pick if they came out is ridiculously moronic if they go back for another Free Year.
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Re: Worst Case Scenario

Unread postby kman_holla8 » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:21 pm

I got a new spin on the conversation

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