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5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Hikohadon » Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:38 pm

1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.

2. Favorite Xmas movie.

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby HoodooMan » Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:53 pm

1. Soft Cell - Tainted Love; Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks; Digable Planets - Rebirth of Slick

2. It's a Wonderful Life ...even though I think it's really just barely a Christmas movie.

3. Busts: ABC (Anyone But...) & Mike Evans; Pro Bowlers: IEO (Name of Person) & BORIS!!!

4. Over a decade ago at a freaking engagement party (not mine). Though, it's possible that my standards for embarrassment have just diminished over the years.

5. Has to be the rapist, because, you know, rape. But besides him, it'd be Joey Porter. God, what a dick.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby HoodooMan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:06 am

1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response
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...doesn't mean we cannot call you a spade when you are one. (donnyunitas, 10/21/09)

Plus it's kinda personal for me... I have a lot of family and friends who are Ducks... (angrybeaver, 11/08/09)
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:03 am

1. Romantics "What I Like About You", Alex Bevan "Skinny Little Boy (from Cleveland Ohio)", Jet "Are You Gonna Be My Girl"
2. A Christmas Story
3. Busts will be whomever the Browns draft. Pro Bowlers will be whomever the Ravens draft
4. Yesterday at Christmas dinner
5. Greene, Lambert, Holmes, Swan, Bradshaw, Harris, Ward.....too numerous to mention. I don't need a reason to hate all of them.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:07 am

Hikohadon wrote:1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.

2. Favorite Xmas movie.

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?


Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell with Michael Jackson
Driver's Seat - Sniff n the Tears
ETA: You Dropped a Bomb on Me - Gap Band

Xmas Vacation

5 years ago, adult birthday party

Tomlin, he's a arrogant dishonest SOB.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Govbarney » Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:48 am

Hikohadon wrote:1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.

2. Favorite Xmas movie.

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?


1. 99 Luftballons, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mambo #5

2. Die Hard

3. Busts: Bridgewater, Nix III. PBers: Mack, D. Dennard

4. Last Saturday

5. The one who rapes chicks and the Browns secondary. Why... because he likes to pick on the weak.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Squints » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:46 am

1. Bust a Move; Unbelieveable; What I Got.

2. A Christmas Story. Would love it without its Cleveland ties.

3. Busts- Jonathan Football and Roby; Pro Bowlers- Mack and Clowney

4. My wedding 10 years ago, but all I-witnesses and video evidence says I rocked it.

5. Fat Ben edges out Hines Ward.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:53 am

1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.
Eels- Novocaine fro the Soul, Marcy Playground- Sex and Candy, Harvey Danger- Flagpole Sitta
2. Favorite Xmas movie.
Christmas Story

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.
Busta- Carr, Manziel Pro Bowlers- Clowney, Watkins

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?
Pseudo-bachelor party- I woke up on the kitchen floor with my head in a trash bag and my pants missing.

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?
Hines Ward. He's a cheap shot artist, not a tough-nosed player
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:21 am

1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.

Cracker - Low
Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen


2. Favorite Xmas movie.

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.

Bust: Derek Carr, Marqise Lee; Pro Bowl: Khalil Mack, Eric Ebron

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?

No idea.

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?

Merril Hoge. He was always hurt in Tecmo Super Bowl.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:19 am

1. What's Up (4 Non Blondes), Possum Kingdom (The Toadies), Ghostflowers (Otep - though they might be a no-hit wonder)

2. The Ref

3. Manziel and Carr will bust. No clue who will be good.

4. High school reunion a couple years ago. I knew I shouldn't go, but did anyway.

5. POS. Because he's a POS.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby HoodooMan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:40 am

skatingtripods wrote:Bust: Derek Carr, Marqise Lee


Yep. My nightmare 1st round.
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Plus it's kinda personal for me... I have a lot of family and friends who are Ducks... (angrybeaver, 11/08/09)
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby General » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:13 pm

1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.
"Brandy"-Looking Glass "Hocus Pocus"-Focus "Star Spangled Banner"-Francis Scott Key

2. Favorite Xmas movie.
Christmas Vacation

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.
Bust-Browns Picks Pro Bowl-Steelers or Ravens picks

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?
1987-Birthday party. I was doing the Chevy Chase funny face thing but it was not at all a secret.

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?
Hines Ward-Bitch
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby pod2dawg » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:41 pm

Already have me covered on most stuff, but Derek Carr..and Derek Carr.

And I never miss an opportunity to display my hatred for F^^&&CKING ERNIE HOLMES!!! The ALL Time dirtiest f%^^%cker I have ever seen play PLUS the DICK was able to take pot shots at a State Hoopie Chopper and never miss a game. F$%%$%^cker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You try shooting at a Cop Chopper ....let me know how that works out for ya.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:54 pm

HoodooMan wrote:1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response


Already had all 3 of your other ones on iTunes, will check these out. Think I've heard at least one of them...

ETA - indeed, the only one I hadn't heard was Luniz, and went ahead and bought 2.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby justmebd » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:16 am

Hikohadon wrote:1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.

2. Favorite Xmas movie.

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?

1. She Blinded Me With Science, 867-5309, (Random 90s Grunge I'm blanking on right now)
2. Die Hard
3. I don't even pay attention to the draft until after the Super Bowl. It's a matter of principle stemming from all the .
4. Probably the last party I embarrassed myself at was around 10 years ago. I got old and boring.
5. James Harrison because he was a punk ass J-Hole who played dirty and to this day does not own up to it. Play dirty, I don't care. Be a man and own the label. Asshole.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby c11058 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:26 pm

1. "Little Green Bag" George Baker Selection
"96 Tears" ? and the Mysterions
"Nobody But Me" The Human Beinz

2. "Home Alone"

3. Busts....Roby, Taylor Lewan Pro Bowlers....Clowney, Teddy Bridgewater

4. Strip Poker with the office party girls...we drank all the beer I was supposed to bring to the family Thanksgiving party.

5. Regardless if he's an Ohio guy and played MAC ball, Rapistberger is an arrogant prick and a creep of the highest order. He is a good QB but a low life as a person.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:05 pm

1. Name three "one hit wonder" songs you enjoy.

The Way - Fastball
Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground

* a lot of good ones already mentioned. I didn't want any repeats

2. Favorite Xmas movie.

Christmas Vacation

3. Name two players reasonably assumed to be a 1st or 2nd round pick in 2014 that you think will be a bust in the NFL? Name two that you think will go to multiple Pro Bowls.

Pro Bowl - Clowney, Dennard

Bust - Manziel, Carr

4. How long ago was the last party you potentially embarrassed yourself due to over-imbibing/other and what type of party was it?

About 8-10 years ago. Around my family it is referred to as "The White Russian Christmas."

5. Which Steelers player (current or historical) do you most detest and why?

POS, I guess
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:07 pm

HoodooMan wrote:1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response


No research needed, my man. What, do you think you're dealing with amateurs here?
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby HoodooMan » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:47 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
HoodooMan wrote:1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response


Already had all 3 of your other ones on iTunes, will check these out. Think I've heard at least one of them...

ETA - indeed, the only one I hadn't heard was Luniz, and went ahead and bought 2.


I considered buying "What's Up" but thought better of it upon realizing how many "OH my GOT do I TRYEEE"s HoodooWoman would have been exposed to as a result.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby HoodooMan » Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:50 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
HoodooMan wrote:1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response


No research needed, my man. What, do you think you're dealing with amateurs here?


Well, I needed the research. Do you think you're dealing with someone who remembers things here? I needed Wiki to remind me of 2 of my 3, and I own all three of them. :shrug
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...doesn't mean we cannot call you a spade when you are one. (donnyunitas, 10/21/09)

Plus it's kinda personal for me... I have a lot of family and friends who are Ducks... (angrybeaver, 11/08/09)
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:04 pm

HoodooMan wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
HoodooMan wrote:1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response


No research needed, my man. What, do you think you're dealing with amateurs here?


Well, I needed the research. Do you think you're dealing with someone who remembers things here? I needed Wiki to remind me of 2 of my 3, and I own all three of them. :shrug


To clarify, I couldn't have come up with any of those off the top of my head, nor could I have named the artist. But I did know what all of the songs were without looking them up.

And I don't own any of them. But I might directly.
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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby mattvan1 » Sun Dec 29, 2013 4:36 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
HoodooMan wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
HoodooMan wrote:1B: Luniz - I Got 5 On It; E-U - Da Butt; Ina Kamoze - Here Comes the Hotstepper; K7 - Come Baby Come

^one-hit wonders you may buy tonight after researching this response


No research needed, my man. What, do you think you're dealing with amateurs here?


Well, I needed the research. Do you think you're dealing with someone who remembers things here? I needed Wiki to remind me of 2 of my 3, and I own all three of them. :shrug


To clarify, I couldn't have come up with any of those off the top of my head, nor could I have named the artist. But I did know what all of the songs were without looking them up.

And I don't own any of them. But I might directly.


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Re: 5QF - Merciful Last Game Edition

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Jan 01, 2014 8:45 am

I'm recanting my busta post. Johnny Dawgpound goes to Canton!
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