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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:29 pm

Heh...

I'm really only posting this because its a chance to copy and paste these words...

Sadly, we're always four words away from the words "Here comes Brandon Weeden." I just can't shake them. So, begrudgingly …

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/994 ... e-18-limbo
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:47 pm

Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 wrote:Heh...

I'm really only posting this because its a chance to copy and paste these words...

Sadly, we're always four words away from the words "Here comes Brandon Weeden." I just can't shake them. So, begrudgingly …

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/994 ... e-18-limbo


I think what he meant to say is "we're only one play away from the words 'Here comes Brandon Weeden'". But point taken. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:12 pm

The Packers were only one play from hearing "Here comes Seneca Wallace".

The Niners are only one play from hearing "Here comes Colt McCoy".

Teams have shit backups all the time. Come on, health!
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:37 pm

Hikohadon wrote:The Packers were only one play from hearing "Here comes Seneca Wallace".

The Niners are only one play from hearing "Here comes Colt McCoy".

Teams have shit backups all the time. Come on, health!


Are you ready to admit that Weeden is worse than Colt McCoy?
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:34 pm

Honestly I'm not b/c first off, it's truly irrelevant, second b/c I have not seen Colt take the helm with a good team around him.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:14 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:The Packers were only one play from hearing "Here comes Seneca Wallace".

The Niners are only one play from hearing "Here comes Colt McCoy".

Teams have shit backups all the time. Come on, health!


Are you ready to admit that Weeden is worse than Colt McCoy?


No. Just that the Niners are one play away from being stuck in an even worse QB situation than we would have if Weeden had to go back in.

Nothing is worse than Colt McCoy. Not bubonic plague, not infected hemorrhoids, not watching your dog get dropped off a cliff by your ex-wife while she holds a bag containing every penny from your savings account and laughs and snaps a photo of the horrified look on your face with her iPhone 5S that she will later post on Facebook with the caption "Boo Hoo".

Nothing.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:20 pm

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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:29 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Image


Not sure what the message is, but that's great.

Really good fake head, BTW.

One of those we-only-have-one-of-these-so-don't-miss type shots.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:31 pm

It's what I want to do to people who still talk about Colt fucking McCoy.

It's from Riki-Oh BTW.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:45 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:It's what I want to do to people who still talk about Colt fucking McCoy.

It's from Riki-Oh BTW.


Heh, I can appreciate that.

I have issues, though, so I enjoy dragging his dismembered corpse out of the closet every once in a while so I can piss in the holes where I burnt out his eyes with a lit cigar.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:22 am

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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby jb » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:44 am

Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:24 am

jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.


Your grandma don't have to run the read-option or even go up and down steps to fracture her hip.

Age is a bitch.

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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:05 am

And the one guy who would appreciate..... this post...... the most....... only ghosts..... since his brain turned completely to toast.


Fukkin poet, eh?

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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby mattvan1 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:06 am

peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby jb » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:13 am

peeker643 wrote:And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.



Fully realizing my past gives me zero high ground I would just like to add that's really not nice.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:16 am

mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:19 am

Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 wrote:
And the one guy who would appreciate..... this post...... the most....... only ghosts..... since his brain turned completely to toast.


Fukkin poet, eh?

Needed my help, of course but, not bad for a Redneck


Sitting 15' up a tree in a freezing rain from October through November while sniffing concentrated doe urine makes one creative, FMB.

But I object to the redneck thing.

I've passed on far more deer than I've arrowed though. So I'm growing and maturing and it seems my need to kill shit has been somewhat sated as I get older.

Which is nice...
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby jb » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:11 pm

peeker643 wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?


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Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:17 pm

jb wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?


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You're the one I hate.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:12 pm

peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?


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You're the one I hate.


This makes me a sad Teuton..
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Unread postby mattvan1 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:06 pm

peeker643 wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?


So he's back and ghosting? Or still AWOL?
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby jb » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:09 pm

mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?


So he's back and ghosting? Or still AWOL?


As who?

Christ Matt, there's like 6 regular contributors here on this frat. The Vandalay Industies board of directors is larger. Who would he be ghosting as?
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:17 pm

jb wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Well, since Peyton Manning refuses to stay in the pocket and runs and that's how he keeps hurting his ankle we might have a chance as a low seed.



And the one guy who would appreciate this post the most only ghosts since his brain turned completely to toast.


Please expand for those of us too slow to keep up.


e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.

Maybe to Nepal?

Anyway, I had no idea that's all it would have taken. Who knew his password was "password"?


So he's back and ghosting? Or still AWOL?


As who?

Christ Matt, there's like 6 regular contributors here on this frat. The Vandalay Industies board of directors is larger. Who would he be ghosting as?



Ghosting/Guesting. Either way. Guesting would be good for you.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby DeanSheen » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:42 pm

Not to be to difficult here but I can't say I'm saddened by this. The negativity flowed through him like Darth Sidious.

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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:45 pm

DeanSheen wrote:Not to be to difficult here but I can't say I'm saddened by this. The negativity flowed through him like Darth Sidious.

Image of e0oy2e3 whilst posting on TCF:

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e0oy2e3.

In between me calling him (many times) a cocksucking, arrogant, condescending, abrasive asshole I apparently made the mistake of calling him unblanced emotionally. Which sent him away destroying his twitter accounts and board memberships in the process.


Let me clarify and say I called him all those things endearingly.

I actually do like the guy.

Shit, I am Richie Incognito.

It's THE BOARD CULTURE!!!!
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:19 am

Did you tell him you were gonna fuck his dog and shit on his sister's head?

He's prob just taking a break (everyone needs one every once in a while), I think he can take an insult.
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby jb » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:10 am

Hikohadon wrote:Did you tell him you were gonna fuck his dog and shit on his sister's head?

He's prob just taking a break (everyone needs one every once in a while), I think he can take an insult.


There's insults and then there's that line that get's crossed that maybe both sides weren't clear about but one takes it as such.

Speaking only for myself, I wish there'd be a hug out cause everytime I read something like this it worries me.

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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby HoodooMan » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:49 pm

jb wrote:There's insults and then there's that line that get's crossed that maybe both sides weren't clear about but one takes it as such.

Speaking only for myself, I wish there'd be a hug out...


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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby jb » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:05 am

Bump :lmfao:
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Re: Playoffs?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:47 am

Heh...its a good thing for Campbell he's Black.... cuz yesterday he looked just like Weeeeee-dun... <--- think The Jew Hunter in Inglorius Basterds

You do know of course the whole idea of a playoff thread was a joke to begin with...

They iz what we thought they iz and if they only win two more games and both are vs The Pitts its all good...

We're back to talking draft slot and QB which is certainly a comfort zone for Browns Fan vs thinking about the playoffs
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