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Unread postby peeker643 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:33 am

I'm not watching it. I'm going to sit in a tree in Dorset. Even if it rains and I see nothing but squirrels it'll beat watching Brandumb hold the ball for an 8-count, lock onto one guy, not look to between the hashmarks, and skip check downs off helmets like he's Opie whistling with And on Lake Floydisapedophile.

Nothing could make me watch him again unless it's the promise of his untimely demise.

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Unread postby bookelly » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:19 pm

I'm watching just 'cause our Defense is watchable. And I really hope we see Megatron so we figure out if they really are top 5 material. Will we win? Probably not. But if we do...it will be because our front 7 on D is really as good as we think it is.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:23 pm

Not a fan of that PI on Haden, ticky tack IMO.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:25 pm

Push off on 80? I mean if they're gonna call Haden's don't they have to call 80s push off?
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:32 pm

Impressive Weeds. Like an electric football QB.
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:32 pm

FUDU wrote:Not a fan of that PI on Haden, ticky tack IMO.

Yep, it was a bad call.

And Weeden is awful.
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:36 pm

Today's obvious post. The energy for the Browns is nil.
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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:42 pm

2nd and 1 and they don't take a shot?
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:46 pm

I've flipped over to the Steelers game twice during commercials, and Rapistburger was sacked both times.

I think I'll try and flip over more often.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:49 pm

Please don't, the last thing we need while staring at a possible QB heavy draft is for the Steelers to go 3-13 while we go 8-8. I mean seriously, would that not be par for the motherFn course or what.
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:52 pm

FUDU wrote:Please don't, the last thing we need while staring at a possible QB heavy draft is for the Steelers to go 3-13 while we go 8-8. I mean seriously, would that not be par for the motherFn course or what.

True.

But I can't help myself!!! Watching the Steelers fans descend into complete apathy and misery is so intoxicating. I drink their tears!!

Of course, as I pointed out elsewhere, you can't find a Steelers fan around Youngstown anymore. I see a lot more Browns fans lately.
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:00 pm

And there it is!!

Who had the 2nd Quarter as the first pick?
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:00 pm

Cement head Weeden. We are in the Brown jerseys today.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:01 pm

This offense is legit with a real QB, you can see it so clearly.
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:03 pm

In an unrelated matter; when will Fox retire the idiotic transformers intros? They offend robots everywhere.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:06 pm

Yeah really, what is that intro 15 years old now. Even Frank Caliendo is more fresh.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:11 pm

Gotta Love Chud being willing to try different things. Gotta hate that Weeden just can't hit WRs perfectly in stride.
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:17 pm

I've taken to calling my infant's bowel movements as "Taking a Weeden."
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:19 pm

justmebd wrote:I've taken to calling my infant's bowel movements as "Taking a Weeden."

Do they smell of ginger?
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:20 pm

Credit to Chud/Norv for calling the type of play that Weeden can execute. Little doing a little for a change.
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:22 pm

Chris Owens. NICE. PLAY.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:24 pm

Sheesh catch the freakin ball Detroit.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:28 pm

The Cleveland Chuds have led at half in every game. Credit where it is due.
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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:46 pm

...and Weeden is having a good game
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:48 pm

Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 wrote:...and Weeden is having a good game

Shhhh!!!! Don't tell him
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:50 pm

He's onto it b/c he hasn't been booed yet.
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Unread postby fairvis » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:50 pm

I really like the fact that they went for the 2-for-1. And executed well enough to get the field goal. Chud's aggression paying off.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:07 pm

Great pocket presence & scramble!!

To bad it wasn't enough.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:09 pm

Damn he is so spotty. Makes 2 out of the 5 plays necessary, not near good enough. We should be up by 2 Tds.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:09 pm

I really think Weedon is getting it!

We lose maybe 2 more games all season.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:13 pm

"Joique" ?
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:15 pm

Unless Deteoit drops a pass D can't get off field on 3rd
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:19 pm

Bring out the Gimpson.

I think he's sleepin.

Well I guess you better go wake him up then.
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Unread postby fairvis » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:20 pm

Man, credit Skrine with that one. Great play to tip it to Gipson.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:20 pm

3..4...5...6..sack
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:20 pm

Was that a statue of liberty play?
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:23 pm

FUDU wrote:Was that a statue of liberty play?



Statue of Doofus.

Right OL looks like a NOLA levy in Katrina every other pass.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:23 pm

jb wrote:
FUDU wrote:Was that a statue of liberty play?



Statue of Doofus.

Right OL looks like a NOLA levy in Katrina every other pass.


Should we call in the buses and evacuate?

FBI is at CBS today, should FEMA be as well...
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:25 pm

Sheard is so getting Pipped

Bush is gonna beat us. Stafford smart enuff to take what is there. Great QB even with Johnson hurt.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:26 pm

Bush playin like it's 2005.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:27 pm

jb wrote:Unless Deteoit drops a pass D can't get off field on 3rd



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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:28 pm

jb wrote:Sheard is so getting Pipped

Bush is gonna beat us. Stafford smart enuff to take what is there. Great QB even with Johnson hurt.


I disagree

I think the D is missing him bigtime
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:29 pm

Classic duel between 2 gunslinger. Time to answer.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:29 pm

I got 5 bucks that we win this game anyway. Just fits the general tone of the season in the context of the upcoming draft.
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:29 pm

Stafford has intensity. Weeden looks like a 4 year old watching his first fireworks show.
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Unread postby General » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:31 pm

You can't fathom my disgust when watching Weeds creep around.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:31 pm

jb wrote:Classic duel between 2 gunslinger. Time to answer.

Steve Sabol got the tapes running?
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Unread postby justmebd » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:31 pm

My mother baked up a storm this weekend. I'm comforting myself with pumpkin bread and banana bread.

It's a good thing I worked out this morning.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:36 pm

Implosion
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Unread postby FUDU » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:38 pm

Unless somebody with some credibility saw that catch Little just doesn't have the trust to toss that flag on his word.

No catch game over, catch and we're stayin alive.
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