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So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby justmebd » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:32 am

Ok, I had a dream last night where I was in a bar in Canada. Why I was in Canada, and why I knew I was in Canada will forever remain a mystery.

Anyway, many of the people I converse with in this forum were there. Since JB is the only one I've ever met in person, I was having discussions with a lot of Avatars.

I swear I'm only on Blood pressure medication, Vanilla Coke Zero and Pumpkin Beer.

Also, I'm sleep deprived because the 3-month old still refuses to go all night without wanting to eat at least once.

On the plus side, there were a lot of hot women in this bar and my wife was NOT in the dream.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby googleeph2 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:15 am

"So tell me, how did you feel about that?" he asked, over his reading glasses and past his note pad.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:28 am

Gooooood.

My dream machine is working to plan. Wait till Peek gets the one with the giant deer that eat people.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby jb » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:29 am

I thought for sure there was going to be the line "and then a midget stuck his dick in the poutine while the stripper he was with smeared gravy on her tits" somewhere in a post with this title.

As disappointing as me being the only person you've met in person.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby jb » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:30 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Gooooood.

My dream machine is working to plan. Wait till Peek gets the one with the giant deer that eat bald people.



A modest suggestion for your input variables.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:39 am

Well seeing as i'm pretty much a card carrying member of the Hair Deprived Club, that would not work out for me.

But it's a dream.... and my plan, so i'll fuck those deer up.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby justmebd » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:56 am

jb wrote:I thought for sure there was going to be the line "and then a midget stuck his dick in the poutine while the stripper he was with smeared gravy on her tits" somewhere in a post with this title.

As disappointing as me being the only person you've met in person.

First, I also am disappointed I haven't met more of the people on this board in person, but every time there's a get-together, I can't make it. That being said, I'm easy to find if you come to the Boardman/Poland area. I'm either at work, home, or at Vintage Estates sampling beer.

Second, the dream did start to veer into the "WTF?" territory, but then I woke up. We were all crowding into the bathroom, the plumbing wasn't working, but a hot brunette was suggesting other uses for the genital area. I was exiting with said Brunette into a rainy street when I was kicked in the back of the head by my 3-year old, who had climbed into bed with us.

Motherscratcher (even though it was John Turturro's face, I was acutely aware it was MS I was talking to) started making fun of Lead about "something" but I don't remember what now.

And Lead looks hysterical with a card for a head, just sayin'
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:03 pm

Did peeker sound smart, if so that would be classified as a pipe dream.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:08 pm

Was I there?
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:43 pm

justmebd wrote:Motherscratcher (even though it was John Turturro's face, I was acutely aware it was MS I was talking to) started making fun of Lead about "something" but I don't remember what now.

And Lead looks hysterical with a card for a head, just sayin'


I was probably trying to get a rise out of him by telling him that the Browns best bet at contention is to build up a solid team on both sides of the ball so that any QB could succeed.
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby justmebd » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:05 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Was I there?

Yes
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Re: So We're All In A Bar In Canada . . .

Unread postby dmiles » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:15 pm

You probably didn't realize I was there, but I was in full tranny-mode.
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