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Red Mist Club

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:23 am

Now anyone can join!

http://money.cnn.com/2013/06/11/news/co ... index.html

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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:41 pm

Well if you're not doing anything wrong you don't have to worry about it affecting you.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:25 pm

FUDU wrote:Well if you're not doing anything wrong you don't have to worry about it affecting you.


Not actually true.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:30 pm

It's actually very true, what scenario would suggest otherwise?
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:32 pm

FUDU wrote:It's actually very true, what scenario would suggest otherwise?


Every terrorist attack ever.
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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:33 pm

FUDU wrote:It's actually very true, what scenario would suggest otherwise?


Um, I could be doing nothing wrong and some lunatic with his $27,000 computer gun can shoot me in the head while I sit on my patio.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:43 pm

You're both correct of course, which brings into play the angle of some loon, and/or some collateral damage via the government's method of going after someone b/c of some "data" that suggests somebody (even a citizen) was talking to what was believed to be a terrorist. See what I'm getting at fellas, it's not all that different from what's being discussed about the NSA stuff.

What are the odds of either of those two examples you both suggest? A million to one?

We all have different levels of trust, with different types of people and authority.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:45 pm

FUDU wrote:You're both correct of course,


Thanks. Agreed.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:50 pm

Who would want to shoot you, while you're on your patio? Boston is a way more than 1,000 yards away. Maybe, maybe some guy whose root canal you fucked up?
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:56 pm

FUDU wrote:Who would want to shoot you, while you're on your patio? Boston is a way more than 1,000 yards away. Maybe, maybe some guy whose root canal you fucked up?


Oh, they're out there alright.

Biding time and plotting.
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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:23 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
FUDU wrote:It's actually very true, what scenario would suggest otherwise?


Um, I could be doing nothing wrong and some lunatic with his $27,000 computer gun can shoot me in the head while I sit on my patio.


Don't worry, I would never come for you with a computer gun. A sharp ax will do the trick.

And BTW, the company making these guns is really gaying it up, social networks and taking the skill out of shooting. Nice plan, shitcocks.

"Oh Todd I can't wait to tweet a picture of this deer I killed with absolutely no skill whatsoever. Then we can go eat sushi and get manicures."

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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:36 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
FUDU wrote:It's actually very true, what scenario would suggest otherwise?


Um, I could be doing nothing wrong and some lunatic with his $27,000 computer gun can shoot me in the head while I sit on my patio.


Don't worry, I would never come for you with a computer gun. A sharp ax will do the trick.

And BTW, the company making these guns is really gaying it up, social networks and taking the skill out of shooting. Nice plan, shitcocks.

"Oh Todd I can't wait to tweet a picture of this deer I killed with absolutely no skill whatsoever. Then we can go eat sushi and get manicures."

Cunts.


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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:42 pm

Remember when Mother called you "Matty Toes"?

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Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:57 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Remember when Mother called you "Matty Toes"?

What a maroon.


The guy wants to call me Matty Toes. WTF am I supposed to do? Tell him "go fuck yourself"?
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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:46 pm

No. You break into his dental office and hide spitting cobras everywhere. The goofy bastard goes to get his little mirror and finds a nasty surprise. He'll never see it coming.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:29 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:No. You break into his dental office and hide spitting cobras everywhere. The goofy bastard goes to get his little mirror and finds a nasty surprise. He'll never see it coming.


It would never work. Spitting cobras love me.

FTR, I could give a shit about these guns. I'll bet in 10 years not a single person dies at the other end of one of them. If some hilljack wants to drop 27 grand on a remote control gun to shoot watermelons off of poles at 1000 yards...hey, knock yourself out.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:31 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Remember when Mother called you "Matty Toes"?

What a maroon.


It's an honor. OG Matty Toes is fuckin great. Your just jealous that I didn't dub you Justin Toes.
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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:28 am

It would work. I've gone over the planned death scenarios of many board members in my head.

For instance, Tripods would have himself a little skate sharpening mishap, somehow managing to cut off his own head.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:34 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:For instance, Tripods would have himself a little skate sharpening mishap, somehow managing to cut off his own head.


Why would I sharpen my own skates? I'm not even around the skate sharpener when I get them done. I'm busy looking at $200 sticks and being happy that I don't play anymore and don't have to worry about buying a new stick and breaking it on my first shift.
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Re: Red Mist Club

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:50 am

Don't you fuck with my plans with your trivial facts.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:00 pm

I might look into one of these guns, there's a certain spider I'd like to take out, and if I accidentally do some collateral damage, oops.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:53 am

Yeah, you would need an auto aiming POS, you probably can't shoot for shit.

It's not for me. I hope the inventor gets raped to death by weasels of various sizes.

And let's get rid of Texas and Florida.
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Unread postby mattvan1 » Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:46 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And let's get rid of Texas and Florida.


Now why did you have to go and drag Texas into this? Almost as many backward ass redneck fucks per capita as Ohio. Plus, if you want a nice dose of leftists, then you have Austin - easily one of the top 10 cities in the country. Conversative or Liberal, one thing about Texans - they ALL own guns.

CDT, you would love it here. Seriously.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:04 pm

Sorry. I'm allergic to the place that spawned Brainless and Brainless II, plus Rick Perry.

Enjoy your expanding drug cartel war.
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Unread postby mattvan1 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:00 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Sorry. I'm allergic to the place that spawned Brainless and Brainless II, plus Rick Perry.

Enjoy your expanding drug cartel war.


Good points on 41, 43, and Govenor Goofball. Nevertheless, gotta appreciate a state that still thinks it's an independent republic. Border towns might get a bit hairy, but I was in El Paso recently and no one takes the violence as a big threat. Most of the gang related stuff is all in Mexico.

If it does come this far north, almost all of the Texas populace is well armed
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:18 pm

You're an optimist, I like that, you goofy Dutch bastard.

Austin does have a cool rep for being weird, which is fine by me. The weirder the better.
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