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I think I found Tree

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue May 14, 2013 8:14 pm

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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue May 14, 2013 8:35 pm

Jon Bois is great I have to remember to read him more. That Tebow thing was astounding. How does someone's brain work like that.

This seems like a good plan, the guy just pushed it too far in one night. If he showed some restraint he might have gotten a few months out of the deal. And why did he poop his pants? He knew where the bathroom was.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue May 14, 2013 8:39 pm

Bois and Spencer Hall (everydayshouldbesaturday, @edsbs) are the funniest guys out there right now. Hall is college football only though, whereas Bois is everything and everything. He likes baseball the most though!

Both are at SB Nation.

And yeah, I probably read that Tebow piece five times.
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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue May 14, 2013 8:55 pm

I wondered what edsbs stood for.
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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue May 14, 2013 9:00 pm

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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue May 14, 2013 9:45 pm

BTW: if your asking why he pooped his pants you clearly never have done a whippet.....

50 can's worth of whippet's is one of the most unbelievable things ever.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu May 16, 2013 7:34 pm

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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby Hikohadon » Thu May 16, 2013 10:51 pm

Note to EO: DON'T find Tree.
It's only progress if you eventually get somewhere.
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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri May 17, 2013 10:20 am

Whippets are fucking stupid.
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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri May 17, 2013 10:42 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Whippets are fucking stupid.


Yeah, they make everything weird for about 15 seconds, but after that...I'm not sure how that makes you poop your pants. Maybe I did it wrong.

Of course, doing 57 of them is probably a game changer.
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Re: I think I found Tree

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri May 17, 2013 10:54 am

Those little cartridges are a weak form of Nitrous Oxide. It's nothing compared to the real deal you have sitting in your office. Medical grade.

57 would probably make you blackout due to a lack of oxygen..... in which case you may shit your pants..... since you're unconscious.

A 30 second high is about as useful as shit flavored ice cream.
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