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04/16 - Indians Vs Red Sox - Ubal-noooooooo!

Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:30 pm

CF Elsbury
RF Victorino
2B Pedroia
1B Napoli
3B Middlebrooks
LF Nava
DH Gomes
C Ross
SS Ciriaco

LHP Doubront



CF Stubbs
SS Cabrera
C Santana
1B Swisher
DH Reynolds
LF Brantley
2B Aviles
3B Chisenhall
RF Raburn

RHP Jimenez



The Red Sox have the best starters ERA in the Majors...... the Indians, don't!
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Unread postby bac5665 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:23 pm

Well, at least Boston can heal by enjoying Ubaldo "pitch."
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:30 pm

Who the fuck are half the players in that Boston lineup?
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Unread postby WiscTribeFan » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:46 pm

Didn't Middlebrooks used to pitch for the Indians?
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:00 pm

Rain in the area between 6-9 p.m. Could be a very late night at the ballpark. Guess who has tickets? That's right, this guy.
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Unread postby googleeph2 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:06 pm

WiscTribeFan wrote:Didn't Middlebrooks used to pitch for the Indians?


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Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:08 pm

Ubaldo up to 94 already..... conspiracy theories here we go.
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:08 pm

Velocity already better than his last start
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:13 pm

HeyHey! At least the first inning wasn't ugly.:thumb up:
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:24 pm

Ubaldo got squeezed on that fastball, should have been strike 3
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Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:29 pm

With Daniel Nava at the plate, it brings me to one of my favourite stats...... he's one of only two hitters to hit a Grand Slam on their first pitch faced in the majors...... The other being Kevin Kouzmanoff when with the Indians.
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:33 pm

:gah: I am so sorry! I must have sprinkled "ugly dust" on Ubaldo's arm.
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Unread postby fairvis » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:34 pm

3 walks so far... walking in a run... looks like it could be a long night.
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:34 pm

That breaking ball was strike 3 too
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Unread postby comish » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:35 pm

Grand slam coming in .....
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Unread postby fairvis » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:35 pm

British_Pharaoh wrote:That breaking ball was strike 3 too


When you're consistent, you get the calls... and when you're Ubaldo...
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:37 pm

Give up on Ubaldo and trade him for some pine tar and a bag of balls
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Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:40 pm

For the love of God, can we not just invent an injury for Ubaldo and get him off the roster.

This is painful to watch.
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Unread postby Adverb Harry » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:42 pm

Everything about Ubaldo annoys the piss out of me...his stupid name, his stupid delivery, everything.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:42 pm

dazindiansfanuk wrote:For the love of God, can we not just invent an injury for Ubaldo and get him off the roster.

This is painful to watch.


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Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:43 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
dazindiansfanuk wrote:For the love of God, can we not just invent an injury for Ubaldo and get him off the roster.

This is painful to watch.


"Ubladoarrhea"



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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:43 pm

Ubaldo looks like he was to cry he's so frustrated. Feel bad for him but his career is over.
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Unread postby fairvis » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:43 pm

He looked a bit sad walking off the mound, like the booing was actually getting to him. Fascinating.
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Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:44 pm

Maybe Ubaldo should take up marathon running.
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Unread postby bookelly » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:44 pm

I;m cursing this team. Every damn game I've seen this year has been either a blow-out or a rain-out. Now I just make it home in time to see Ew-Bald-O give up 6 walks.

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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:45 pm

dazindiansfanuk wrote:For the love of God, can we not just invent an injury for Ubaldo and get him off the roster.

This is painful to watch.


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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:48 pm

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Unread postby fairvis » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:50 pm

Well, it's a good thing Pomeranz and White haven't done anything either. The first game I have on ESPN America, too.
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Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:50 pm

To quote myself in the very first post.....

dazindiansfanuk wrote:The Red Sox have the best starters ERA in the Majors...... the Indians, don't!



Enough said.


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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:51 pm

7 runs on 3 hits
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:55 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
dazindiansfanuk wrote:For the love of God, can we not just invent an injury for Ubaldo and get him off the roster.

This is painful to watch.


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Unread postby OldDawg » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:55 pm

As horrific as Ubominable was, he should have been out of that inning with no runs. He clearly struck out a batter with no runs in and the bases loaded who then walked later in the AB. The next guy hit a sac fly to right for out two, which would have been out 3 if the K had been called.

But getting up 0-2 on a guy later and then walking him???
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Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:56 pm

The good news is there are 8 innings left to get back in this one......

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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:56 pm

GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Maybe Ubaldo should take up marathon running.

Too soon man, too soon. :spanky:
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Unread postby Prosecutor » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:57 pm

The only hope now is if the skies open and it rains hard for three hours straight and they call the game.

Worst start of Ubaldo's career. And they even gave him a couple of extra days to work on his mechanics after the debacle against the Yankees.

Now he's given up 10 walks in 11 2/3 innings. He's even more messed up than he was last year. So much for speeding up his delivery.

If a high school pitcher used his delivery he'd be cut. No wonder he can't get anything over the damn plate. They should send him back to A ball like they did with Fausto and break him down and start over using correct fundamentals. Of course they can't do that.

Might as well release him. Bauer can't be any worse, right?
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Unread postby OldDawg » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:01 pm

Isn't being a Cleveland sports fan awesome. The most exciting news we have every year is the anticipation of the draft because we always suck and always have high draft picks. That excitement quickly wears off as we slip into oblivion for another season.
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:01 pm

Prosecutor wrote:...Worst start of Ubaldo's career...

How can you be sure? There are so many to pick from...
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:02 pm

It seems like rockets off Indians' bats are always finding gloves.
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:05 pm

It seems Chisenhall always ends the Indians half of an inning with guys on base.
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Unread postby OldDawg » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:09 pm

Am I Here Again? wrote:
Prosecutor wrote:...Worst start of Ubaldo's career...

How can you be sure? There are so many to pick from...


Now, c'mon guys. We all gave up on Cliff Lee at one time too!
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:11 pm

Chisenhall's bat and glove has been a shower of shit this season. Another bust of a first rounder. How's that Beau Mills doing?
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Unread postby OldDawg » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:12 pm

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Unread postby justmebd » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:48 pm

I'm trying to potty train a 2-year old while I watch this game, but I'm the only one who constantly seems to have to run to the bathroom and expel something.
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:14 pm

justmebd wrote:I'm trying to potty train a 2-year old while I watch this game, but I'm the only one who constantly seems to have to run to the bathroom and expel something.

And yet you're dealing with less crap than you had to put up with during Ewwbaldo's 1 2/3 innings.
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Unread postby bookelly » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:22 pm

Am I Here Again? wrote:
justmebd wrote:I'm trying to potty train a 2-year old while I watch this game, but I'm the only one who constantly seems to have to run to the bathroom and expel something.

And yet you're dealing with less crap than you had to put up with during Ewwbaldo's 1 2/3 innings.


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Unread postby RedDawg53 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:26 pm

Well at least the bullpen gets some work in tonight. There's always a Silver Lining to everything, even from Ewwwww-Baldo
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Unread postby Dnthateonthepronk » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:33 pm

Am I Here Again? wrote:
justmebd wrote:I'm trying to potty train a 2-year old while I watch this game, but I'm the only one who constantly seems to have to run to the bathroom and expel something.

And yet you're dealing with less crap than you had to put up with during Ewwbaldo's 1 2/3 innings.


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Unread postby justmebd » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:33 am

Am I Here Again? wrote:
justmebd wrote:I'm trying to potty train a 2-year old while I watch this game, but I'm the only one who constantly seems to have to run to the bathroom and expel something.

And yet you're dealing with less crap than you had to put up with during Ewwbaldo's 1 2/3 innings.


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Re: 04/16 - Indians Vs Red Sox - Ubal-noooooooo!

Unread postby Kingpin74 » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:19 am

First Carlos Carrasco perfectly replicating Rick Vaughn's rookie debut/ejection last week now this:

"Hey, Mr. Jimenez, I thought you were starting tonight?"

"I did."

"Oh. I didn't turn it on till the 2nd inning."
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