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by **FUDU** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:44 pm

Rosters up to date, please fill in what is missing, and verify yours is correct.

Lubber

Kenny Britt
Barrett Robbins
Alonzo Spellman
Roy Tarpley
Sebastian Telfair
Olden Polynice
Rafer Alston
James Wilder Jr
Matt Barnes
Vernon Maxwell

Mo

Rolando McClain
Shawnee Merriman
Plaxico Burress
Logan Morrison
Bernie Kosar
John Rocker
Vince Young
Brandon Joiner
Ocho Cinco
Chris Perez

Gov

Terrell Owens
Allen Iverson
Metta World Peace
Brett Myers
Isaac Redmond
A.J Burnett
Bernard Scott
Chris McAlister
David Boston
Dion Waiters

Al

Dez Bryant
LeSean McCoy
Lenny Dykstra
Michael Crabtree
Nelson Cruz
Leroy Hill
Elijah Dukes
Terrelle Pryor
Jay Ratliffe
Carl Everett

FUDU

The Honey Badger (Tyrann Mathieu)
Manny Ramirez
J.R. Smith
Antoine Walker
Warren Sapp
Jose Canseco
Manti Te'o
Joe Haden
Melky Cabrera
Jarvis Jones

Leadpipe

Refridgerator Perry
Jerramy Stevens
Travis Henry
Ruben Patterson
Antonio Cromartie
Zach Randolph
Santonio Holmes
Cadillac Anderson
Bam Morris
Steven Jackson (Basketball)

Wabs

Titus Young
Milton Bradley
Robert Sands
Latrell Sprewell
Isaiah Crowell
Cedric Benson
Jerome Simpson
Jim Leyritz
Ryan Leaf
Chris Rainey

Swerb

Nick Fairley
Pac Man Jones
Eric Wright
Darius Miles
Bartolo Colon
Albert Haynesworth
Justin Blackmon
Najeh Davenport
Robert Quinn
Raheem Brock

Lars

Alex Rodriguez
Vontaze Burfict
Aqib Talib
Larry Johnson (football)
Andre Smith
Carlos Zambrano
Daryl Strawberry
Johnny Manziel

Scott

Marshawn Lynch
Josh Hamilton
Aaron Berry
Isaiah Rider
Mikel Leshoure
Fred Davis
Aldon Smith
Kenny Stills

Pup

Ndamukong Suh
Delonte West
Gilbert Arenas
Chris "Birdman" Anderson
Rey Maualuga
Josh Gordon
Mark Grace
Edwin Encarnacion
Michael Beasley
Andre Ethier

Peeker

Dwight Gooden
Todd Marinovich
Reggie Rogers
DeShawn Stevenson
Tank Johnson
Marvin Harrison
Ugueth Urbina
Bobby Jenks
Royce White
Julio Lugo

CTB07

Jamarcus Russell
Stephon Marbury
Rob Gronkowski
Delmon Young
Ozzie Guillen
Mo Clarett
Andray Blatche
Demarcus Cousins
Brandon Marshall
Michael Dean Perry

by **pup** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:50 pm

Si, si Pedro

by **leadpipe** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:07 pm

FUDU wrote:Rosters up to date, please fill in what is missing, and verify yours is correct.

Lubber

Kenny Britt
Barrett Robbins
Alonzo Spellman
Roy Tarpley
Sebastian Telfair
Olden Polynice
Rafer Alston
James Wilder Jr
Matt Barnes
Vernon Maxwell

Mo

Rolando McClain
Shawnee Merriman
Plaxico Burress
Logan Morrison
Bernie Kosar
John Rocker
Vince Young
Brandon Joiner
Ocho Cinco
Chris Perez

Gov

Terrell Owens
Allen Iverson
Metta World Peace
Brett Myers
Isaac Redmond
A.J Burnett
Bernard Scott
Chris McAlister
David Boston
Dion Waiters

Al

Dez Bryant
LeSean McCoy
Lenny Dykstra
Michael Crabtree
Nelson Cruz
Leroy Hill
Elijah Dukes
Terrelle Pryor
Jay Ratliffe
Carl Everett

FUDU

The Honey Badger (Tyrann Mathieu)
Manny Ramirez
J.R. Smith
Antoine Walker
Warren Sapp
Jose Canseco
Manti Te'o
Joe Haden
Melky Cabrera
Jarvis Jones

Leadpipe

Refridgerator Perry
Jerramy Stevens
Travis Henry
Ruben Patterson
Antonio Cromartie
Zach Randolph
Santonio Holmes
Cadillac Anderson
Bam Morris
Steven Jackson (Basketball)

Wabs

Titus Young
Milton Bradley
Robert Sands
Latrell Sprewell
Isaiah Crowell
Cedric Benson
Jerome Simpson
Jim Leyritz
Ryan Leaf
Chris Rainey

Swerb

Nick Fairley
Pac Man Jones
Eric Wright
Darius Miles
Bartolo Colon
Albert Haynesworth
Justin Blackmon
Najeh Davenport
Robert Quinn
Raheem Brock

Lars

Alex Rodriguez
Vontaze Burfict
Aqib Talib
Larry Johnson (football)
Andre Smith
Carlos Zambrano
Daryl Strawberry
Johnny Manziel

Scott

Marshawn Lynch
Josh Hamilton
Aaron Berry
Isaiah Rider
Mikel Leshoure
Fred Davis
Aldon Smith
Kenny Stills

Pup

Ndamukong Suh
Delonte West
Gilbert Arenas
Chris "Birdman" Anderson
Rey Maualuga
Josh Gordon
Mark Grace
Edwin Encarnacion
Michael Beasley
Andre Ethier

Peeker

Dwight Gooden
Todd Marinovich
Reggie Rogers
DeShawn Stevenson
Tank Johnson
Marvin Harrison
Ugueth Urbina
Bobby Jenks
Royce White
Julio Lugo

CTB07

Jamarcus Russell
Stephon Marbury
Rob Gronkowski
Delmon Young
Ozzie Guillen
Mo Clarett
Andray Blatche
Demarcus Cousins

Note I added my two last players and replaced Steve Gleason with Antonio Crmoartie as noted in the other thread.

by **Govbarney** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:38 am

Whens the last day we can officially make a change, or has that deadline already passed?

by **swerb** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:48 am

Govbarney wrote:Whens the last day we can officially make a change, or has that deadline already passed?

We are locked in.

by **CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:13 pm

FUDU wrote:Rosters up to date, please fill in what is missing, and verify yours is correct.
CTB07

Jamarcus Russell
Stephon Marbury
Rob Gronkowski
Delmon Young
Ozzie Guillen
Mo Clarett
Andray Blatche
Demarcus Cousins
Brandon Marshall
Michael Dean Perry

Added in my last 2 players. FUDU, it would be much easier if you just edited the OP so we can just see it all at the top of the page at all times.

by **peeker643** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:01 pm

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:
FUDU wrote:Rosters up to date, please fill in what is missing, and verify yours is correct.
CTB07

Jamarcus Russell
Stephon Marbury
Rob Gronkowski
Delmon Young
Ozzie Guillen
Mo Clarett
Andray Blatche
Demarcus Cousins
Brandon Marshall
Michael Dean Perry

Added in my last 2 players. FUDU, it would be much easier if you just edited the OP so we can just see it all at the top of the page at all times.

FUDU's an idiot. Please lower your expectations of his capacities. ;-) ;) :wink:

by **swerb** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:59 am

Not eligible for the pool, but the one legged runner from South Africa notches an 80 pointer. Had to make some people in international Misconduct Pools happy.

Scoring system below so its in this thread ...

Death - 100 points

Various arrests (arrests not convictions) point chart, points accumulative if more than one apply. Resisting arrest charge is an extra 20 points on top of any of these.

Murder, attempted murder, manslaughter - 80 points
Sexual assault or any other sex crimes - 60 points
Drug smuggling or trafficking - 60 points
Invoulantary manslaughter - 50 points
Burglary, kidnapping, robbery - 50 points
Forgery or financial crimes - 40 points
Assault, battery, domestic assault - 40 points
Drug possession/use - 30 points
DUI's - 30 points
Reckless driving, driving crimes - 30 points
Weapon possession - 30 points
Any other arrests - 20 points

Grab bag ...

Steroid/PED suspension levied - 50 points
Public admissions to extra marital affairs - 40 points per confirmed mistress
Legal name changes - 30 points
Filing bankruptcy - 30 points
Apologies for tweets - 20 points a pop
Pictures posted to web showing them half naked, doing drugs (Phelps), or noticably drunk (Roethlisberger level or worse) - 20 points a pop

by **Govbarney** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:02 am

swerb wrote:Not eligible for the pool, but the one legged runner from South Africa notches an 80 pointer. Had to make some people in international Misconduct Pools happy.

Dudes got no legs, but evidently has one itchy trigger finger.

by **peeker643** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:27 am

Govbarney wrote:
swerb wrote:Not eligible for the pool, but the one legged runner from South Africa notches an 80 pointer. Had to make some people in international Misconduct Pools happy.

Dudes got no legs, but evidently has one itchy trigger finger.

It was self defense!!! He mistook her for an intruder!! Now, I don't know about the caliber of chicks intruding into homes in your neighborhood, but this is Oscar's chick/dead intruder, FHM Model Reeva Steenkamp:

by **Govbarney** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:44 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Govbarney wrote:
swerb wrote:Not eligible for the pool, but the one legged runner from South Africa notches an 80 pointer. Had to make some people in international Misconduct Pools happy.

Dudes got no legs, but evidently has one itchy trigger finger.

It was self defense!!! He mistook her for an intruder!! Now, I don't about the caliber of chicks intruding into homes in your neighborhood, but this is Oscar's chick/dead intruder, FHM Model Reeva Steenkamp:

I think we can finally put to bed the age old question of if it is better to be born without legs, or without arms. Arms come with hands, and hands can only get you into trouble. :guns:

by **LarsHancock** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:54 pm

Can we get an accurate roster post here? Some have 8, some have 10...

by **Govbarney** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:17 am

So close..... But I think TO is just warming up, dudes not a quiter, he is going to get me that 20 pts soon, I can feel it.

by **motherscratcher** » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:37 am

Da'Quan Bowers goes for 30.

How is that dude not on a roster. Major oversight by the league.

by **LarsHancock** » Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:20 pm

Actually true story:

I had a dream last night that I lost my cell phone. Darryl Strawberry gave me a ride to track it down, as I had some sort of bluetooth tracking device that pinpointed it. It was in someone's car, so I went into the car and got my phone (it was unclear to the me in the dream whether my phone was stolen or found by the car owner). Strawberry then proceeded to break into the car and root through the trunk, and I was in the passenger seat conflicted as to whether I wanted the cops to show up (so I could get points in the pool) or not.

by **Govbarney** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:06 pm

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/stor ... eport-says

...Son of a bitch , once again soooo close, this had the making to lock it up for me after one month. :pb:

by **LarsHancock** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:40 pm

Govbarney wrote:http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/8974565/metta-world-peace-los-angeles-lakers-clears-police-conflict-pajamas-report-says

...Son of a bitch , once again soooo close, this had the making to lock it up for me after one month.

the Cleveland Curse we all possess deep in our souls is making these individuals all good citizens.

It is frightening and uplifting.

by **googleeph2** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:41 pm

Govbarney wrote:...Son of a bitch , once again soooo close

This game is soccer.

by **LarsHancock** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:16 am

Honey Badger does four reps on the bench. Four.

Bad for his NFL draft stock but a good sign for FUDU - Is there a Maurice Clarett-like fall from grace culminating in a double armed robbery in his near future?

by **Govbarney** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:47 pm

No one had Raiders DE Desmond Bryant?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1543 ... ?hpt=hp_c2

The Picture is worth a thousand words.

by **LarsHancock** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:28 pm

Good day for FUDU as Manny signs to play in China. If there is one thing the Chinese are known for, it's tolerating bullshit.

Manny will be in a prison labor camp by May. How many points is that worth?

by **motherscratcher** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:54 pm

I'm starting to think that 20 points wins this whole thing

by **LarsHancock** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:40 pm

I've got to get points for this. This is at best fraud (AFraud!) and at worst criminal theft.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/alex-rodriguez-charity-gave-only-1-percent-donations-163106184--mlb.html

In 2006, Rodriguez teamed with Jay-Z for a charity poker tournament that helped the A-Rod Family Foundation raise $403,862. (Final reported records often differ from the "big check" as posted above because of facility use and similar expenses.) However, the IRS reported that barely 1 percent of that total reached charities: $5,000 to Jay-Z's Shawn Carter Scholarship Fund and $90 — yes, ninety dollars — to a Little League baseball team in Miami. The organization then stopped submitting financial reports to the IRS, and was subsequently stripped of its tax-exempt status.

by **googleeph2** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:50 pm

You get a serenade of vuvuzelas. :D

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:25 pm

Nobody had Chamique Holdsclaw, eh?

by **LarsHancock** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:46 pm

I find it shocking nobody picked up Stallworth

Shocking.

by **FUDU** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:46 pm

LarsHancock wrote:Good day for FUDU as Manny signs to play in China. If there is one thing the Chinese are known for, it's tolerating bullshit.

Manny will be in a prison labor camp by May. How many points is that worth?

To think Dennis Rodman and Manny Ramirez could be the cause of WW3 is frighteningly funny.

by **LarsHancock** » Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:35 pm

FUDU wrote:
LarsHancock wrote:Good day for FUDU as Manny signs to play in China. If there is one thing the Chinese are known for, it's tolerating bullshit.

Manny will be in a prison labor camp by May. How many points is that worth?

To think Dennis Rodman and Manny Ramirez could be the cause of WW3 is frighteningly funny.

It's even more frightening that that dynamic duo may be Earth's best hope of avoiding it...
:hic:

by **Govbarney** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:17 pm

Who's got TRich? I am hearing accusations of him ording some dudes to beat up a woman

by **LarsHancock** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:45 pm

Johnny Manziel throws three interceptions at practice, shoves graduate assistant.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr- ... ncaaf.html

That's, what, 40 points? 90?

Fucker better at least have the decency to apologize on twitter.

by **LarsHancock** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:52 am

What kind of jerk acts like that and doesn't apologize on twitter?

Stupid Johnny Football...

by **LarsHancock** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:30 pm

And now Johnny Dickwad shuts down his twitter account, denying me a sure-fire source of points

http://www.sbnation.com/college-footbal ... -texas-a-m

I hope he tears his ACL from a searing case of herpes. That's possible, right?

by **peeker643** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:00 pm

LarsHancock wrote:I hope he tears his ACL from a searing case of herpes. That's possible, right?

Likely, even.

by **leadpipe** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:22 pm

LarsHancock wrote:And now Johnny Dickwad shuts down his twitter account, denying me a sure-fire source of points

http://www.sbnation.com/college-footbal ... -texas-a-m

I hope he tears his ACL from a searing case of herpes. That's possible, right?

JF was a guest on the LeBatard/Stugotz radio show outta Miami a few weeks ago. Two interesting points, 1. In tracking them down for the show they discovered that A&M has a guy who's sole job seems to be keeping tabs on Manziel - and most of the time THAT guy has no idea where he's at. And two, those guys did their best to get you some points. They were baiting him with busting his balls about the online classes to how many chicks from South Florida he layed the hammer down on during a recent visit...

He toed the company line for sure, but I gotta think he gets you some points before the year is out.

by **motherscratcher** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:09 pm

I need to get my money over to Swerb but I can't remember how much it costs.

Or should I hang on to it so Swerb doesn't have to send it back to me in 8 months when we all end up tying for the lead at zero points each?

by **peeker643** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:10 pm

And people complain about soccer being a low scoring affair.

by **FUDU** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:24 am

It's 100 bucks, I'm taking him mine next week, just give me your money and I'll drop it off.

by **swerb** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:19 am

Moscratcher on the board.

Rolando McClain with a 40 pointer. Disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nf ... d/2102451/

by **motherscratcher** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:31 am

Crazy. The disorderly conduct doesn't surprise me at all. The guy just has bad luck. But the resisting arrest seems really out of character, no?

by **Govbarney** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:53 am

I have a feeling the scoring will pick up as soon as the NBA season ends

by **LarsHancock** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:59 pm

Justin Blackmon puts swerb into the lead with a big fiddy point drug related suspension. Seems like resisting arrest should weigh more, but rules are rules.

swerb 50
motherscratcher 40
choir boys 0

by **swerb** » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:48 pm

You can put it on the board ... YES!

by **LarsHancock** » Wed May 01, 2013 1:07 pm

swerb wrote:You can put it on the board ... YES!

you should be penalized 100 points for evoking Hawk Harrelson. That guy is the biggest douche in sports, and yea, I know what I'm saying when I say that.

by **motherscratcher** » Wed May 01, 2013 4:18 pm

Did you see any of the Hawk vs Brian Kenny "debate"?

by **LarsHancock** » Thu May 02, 2013 12:52 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Did you see any of the Hawk vs Brian Kenny "debate"?

Was too busy chewing on tin foil.

by **swerb** » Thu May 02, 2013 11:04 pm

$25 entry fee ...

1. Swerb (pd)
2. Govbarney
3. gotribe31 (pd)
4. FUDU
5. Pup
6. Peeker
7. Lead Pipe
8. motherscratcher (pd)
9. waborat
10. Lubber (pd)
11. Lars Hancock
12. Scott

by **CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!** » Fri May 03, 2013 10:15 am

Sweet, that implies I don't need to pay.

by **Govbarney** » Fri May 03, 2013 7:05 pm

“@dionwaiters3: Wheels up!!! Vegas I'm on my way.”

My luck may soon be changing :hic:

by **motherscratcher** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:42 pm

I'm pretty sure Titus Young just put Wabs in the lead, but I don't even know how to score this mess!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000167860/article/titus-young-arrested-twice-in-15-hours-police-say

by **pup** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:59 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I'm pretty sure Titus Young just put Wabs in the lead, but I don't even know how to score this mess!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000167860/article/titus-young-arrested-twice-in-15-hours-police-say

Damn. And i thought i was looking to jump out front:

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/22212437/michael-beasley-investigated-in-connection-with-alleged-sexual-assault

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