Twitter Follows

[LakeErieWarriors]

Don't know if he's been mentioned on here or not but, @ShooterMcGavin_ is great. Especially if you loved Happy Gilmore, which everyone does.

Shooter McGavin‏@ShooterMcGavin_
Cowboy fans reaction to that INT: Okay, let’s go Tony RomOOOOH MY GOD another interception!

[peeker643]

You guys get on the love_that_goku wagon yet? Go back and read that timeline. Classic stuff and unlike DadBoner I have no idea if it's comedian fronting that account or what it is. Makes me laugh 5 times a week at least

Great stuff lately. Motherscratch, am I wrong here on this follow?

[motherscratcher]

He's one of my favorite, if not THe favorite follows. I have no idea how something like that gets conceived, but it's great.

When I have time ill post 4 consecutive tweets about scrambled eggs from a few days ago. If you don't follow him they are bland pointless completely unfunny tweets. If you follow him you can't help but laugh.

He's great.

[peeker643]

He's one of my favorite, if not THe favorite follows. I have no idea how something like that gets conceived, but it's great.

When I have time ill post 4 consecutive tweets about scrambled eggs from a few days ago. If you don't follow him they are bland pointless completely unfunny tweets. If you follow him you can't help but laugh.

He's great.

I think it was in either the midst of that or another endless, mundane dragonball set of tweets that he dropped in "Forgot to tell you my dad died in jail". Never another word about it.

[e0y2e3]

Is Dadbone dead yet?

[peeker643]

Is Dadbone dead yet?

Nah... still going. Actually keeps gaining followers even though his stuff is the same. I still follow for the occasional decent thread but they are fewer and farther between.

[e0y2e3]

Someone needs to do the internet a failure and kidnap the guy that is writing that account and present him with three options:

1) start with some new material

2) kill the character

3) spend eternity surgically attached to motherscratcher

[motherscratcher]

DadBoner is exactly why everyone should get in on Goku now. Eventually all of these follows will get stale, repetitive, and lame. It's inevitable.

It'll happen to Goku too. Sooner rather than later. I give it another month or 2. Might as well enjoy it while you can.

[e0y2e3]

Goku is a bit too DbZ for me, but this, this is freaking awesome work....

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos ... s-ass-on-t

Thanks mostly to Brandon "I got hit in the face hard" McCarthy

[motherscratcher]

Goku is a bit too DbZ for me, but this, this is freaking awesome work....

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos ... s-ass-on-t

Thanks mostly to Brandon "I got hit in the face hard" McCarthy

Son of a bitch that's great.

I follow both of those guys, but I was doing other stuff last night and missed this whole thing. Serves me right for spending more than an hour away from twitter.

[peeker643]

When he asked McCarthy about the skull fracture and if he was feeling nostalgic to revisit that time in his life I almost fell outta my chair.

[swerb]

I keep trying on Goku, he just doesn't do it for me. I follow very few non Cleveland athletes. Brandon McCarthy is a good one though ... his wife too.

[dmiles]

I was surprised to see Kipnis ragging on Dalton so hard with the Ginger jokes. Usually athletes don't go there...

[e0y2e3]

Everyone goes there with Gingers. They're Satans spawn.

[dmiles]

This Manti thing ought to spawn some good ones. I already saw a Manti Ge'o but whoever created it just isn't pushing it or doesn't have time to crack jokes. So much potential for that name too.

[motherscratcher]

Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero.

@_FloridaMan

It's pretty awesome.

[swerb]

Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero.

@_FloridaMan

It's pretty awesome.

Outstanding. Thanks for the rec.

[FUDU]

That just might get me into reading Twitter, that is fantastic.

[peeker643]

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan
Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend For Hog, Shoots Her | http://yhoo.it/JGIgDg

Awesome. Might be worthless crap but would anyone NOT hire the guy who thought of this simple, yet brilliant concept?

[motherscratcher]

@dale_smith48


Horniest guy on twitter.

[swerb]

@macphisto96

[e0y2e3]

^ scared me.

@UnfinishedS is just awesome.

[peeker643]

^ scared me.

@UnfinishedS is just awesome.

Meh.... just til 12 more people follow it, 7 people mention it and then you tell us how the account blows, sucks ass and ran its course months ago.

[RickNashEquilibrium]

This is a shameless plug, but I think I am going to utilize twitter for my beer reviews and my brother and I's path of making beer which will start toward the end of summer. I'm following a few of you, but I'm too lazy to go back up the thread to get everyone's handle. If you give a shit about beer, follow me at @CraigEhloNO.

[e0y2e3]

Follow @thefarmerjones.