1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

[Lubber]

James Wilder Jr

Matt Barnes

Vernon Maxwell

[pup]

1 Lubber - Kenny Britt
2 Mo - Rolando McClain
3 Gov - Terrell Owens
4 Al - Dez Bryant
5 FUDU - The Honey Badger
6 Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7 Wab - Titus Young
8 Swerb - Nick Fairley
9 Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10 Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11 Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12 Peeker - Dwight Gooden
13 CTB07 - Jamarcus Russell

14 CTB07 - Stephon Marbury
15 Peeker - Todd Marinovich
16 Pup - Delonte West
17 Scott - Josh Hamilton
18 Lars - Vontaze Burfict
19 Swerb - Pac Man Jones
20 Wab - Milton Bradley
21 Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
22 FUDU - Manny Ramirez
23 Al - LeSean McCoy
24 Gov - Allen Iverson
25 Mo - Shawne Merriman
26 Lubber - Barrett Robbins

27 Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
28 Mo - Plaxico Burress
29 Gov - Metta World Peace
30 Al - Lenny Dykstra
31 FUDU - J.R Smith
32 Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
33 Wab - Robert Sands
34 Swerb - Eric Wright
35 Lars - Aqib Talib
36 Scott - Aaron Berry
37 Pup - Gilbert Arenas
38 Peeker - Reggie Rogers
39 CTB07 - Rob Gronkowski

40 CTB07 - Delmon Young
41 Peeker - DeShawn Stevenson
42 Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
43 Scott - Isaiah Rider
44 Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
45 Swerb - Darius Miles
46 Wab - Latrell Sprewell
47 Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
48 FUDU - Antoine Walker
49 Al - Michael Crabtree
50 Gov - Brett Myers
51 Mo - Logan Morrison
52 Lubber - Roy Tarpley

53 Lubber - Sebastian Telfair
54 Mo - Bernie Kosar
55 Gov - Isaac Redmond
56 Al - Nelson Cruz
57 FUDU - Warren Sapp
58 Lead Pipe - Steve Gleason
59 Wab - Isaiah Crowell
60 Swerb - Bartolo Colon
61 Lars - Andre Smith
62 Scott - Mikel Leshoure
63 Pup - Rey Maualuga
64 Peeker - Tank Johnson
65 CTB07 - Ozzie Guillen

66 CTB07 - Mo Clarett
67 Peeker - Marvin Harrison
68 Pup - Josh Gordon
69 Scott - Fred Davis
70 Lars - Carlos Zambrano
71 Swerb - Albert Haynesworth
72 Wab - Cedric Benson
73 Lead Pipe - Zach Randolph
74 FUDU - Jose Canseco
75 Al - Leroy Hill
76 Gov - A.J Burnett
77 Mo - Vince Young
78 Lubber - Olden Polynice

79 Lubber - Rafer Alston
80 Mo - John Rocker
81 Gov - Bernard Scott
82 Al - Elijah Dukes
83 FUDU - Manti Te'o
84 Lead Pipe - Santonio Holmes
85 Wab - Jerome Simpson
86 Swerb - Justin Blackmon
87 Lars - Daryl Strawberry
88 Scott - Aldon Smith
89 Pup - Mark Grace
90 Peeker - Ugueth Urbina
91 CTB07 - Andray Blatche

92 CTB07 - Demarcus Cousins
93 Peeker - Bobby Jenks
94 Pup - Edwin Encarnacion
95 Scott - Kenny Stills
96 Lars - Johnny Manziel
97 Swerb - Najeh Davenport
98 Wab - Jim Leyritz
99 Lead Pipe - Cadillac Anderson
100 FUDU - Joe Haden
101 Al - Terrelle Pryor
102 Gov - Chris McAlister
103 Mo - Brandon Joiner
104 Lubber - James Wilder Jr


105 Lubber - Matt Barnes
106 Mo - Ocho Stinko
107 Gov -
108 Al -
109 FUDU - Melky Cabrera
110 Wab -
111 Lead Pipe -
112 Swerb - Robert Quinn
113 Lars -
114 Scott -
115 Pup - Michael Beasley
116 Peeker - Royce White
117 CTB07 -

118 CTB07 -
119 Peeker - Julio Lugo
120 Pup - Andre Ethier
121 Scott -
122 Lars -
123 Swerb - Raheem Brock
124 Lead Pipe -
125 Wab -
126 FUDU -
127 Al -
128 Gov -
129 Mo - Chris Perez
130 Lubber -Vernon Maxwell

[FUDU]

Nice call on Vernon Maxwell Lubber, I have a great Vernon Maxwell story, I'll share some day.

Always hated the fucker.

[Lubber]

Nice call on Vernon Maxwell Lubber, I have a great Vernon Maxwell story, I'll share some day.

Always hated the fucker.

Thank you. He was high on my draft boards and I forgot about him when I went the ALS route. Glad to see he was still available.

[peeker643]

1 Lubber - Kenny Britt
2 Mo - Rolando McClain
3 Gov - Terrell Owens
4 Al - Dez Bryant
5 FUDU - The Honey Badger
6 Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7 Wab - Titus Young
8 Swerb - Nick Fairley
9 Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10 Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11 Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12 Peeker - Dwight Gooden
13 CTB07 - Jamarcus Russell

14 CTB07 - Stephon Marbury
15 Peeker - Todd Marinovich
16 Pup - Delonte West
17 Scott - Josh Hamilton
18 Lars - Vontaze Burfict
19 Swerb - Pac Man Jones
20 Wab - Milton Bradley
21 Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
22 FUDU - Manny Ramirez
23 Al - LeSean McCoy
24 Gov - Allen Iverson
25 Mo - Shawne Merriman
26 Lubber - Barrett Robbins

27 Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
28 Mo - Plaxico Burress
29 Gov - Metta World Peace
30 Al - Lenny Dykstra
31 FUDU - J.R Smith
32 Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
33 Wab - Robert Sands
34 Swerb - Eric Wright
35 Lars - Aqib Talib
36 Scott - Aaron Berry
37 Pup - Gilbert Arenas
38 Peeker - Reggie Rogers
39 CTB07 - Rob Gronkowski

40 CTB07 - Delmon Young
41 Peeker - DeShawn Stevenson
42 Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
43 Scott - Isaiah Rider
44 Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
45 Swerb - Darius Miles
46 Wab - Latrell Sprewell
47 Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
48 FUDU - Antoine Walker
49 Al - Michael Crabtree
50 Gov - Brett Myers
51 Mo - Logan Morrison
52 Lubber - Roy Tarpley

53 Lubber - Sebastian Telfair
54 Mo - Bernie Kosar
55 Gov - Isaac Redmond
56 Al - Nelson Cruz
57 FUDU - Warren Sapp
58 Lead Pipe - Steve Gleason
59 Wab - Isaiah Crowell
60 Swerb - Bartolo Colon
61 Lars - Andre Smith
62 Scott - Mikel Leshoure
63 Pup - Rey Maualuga
64 Peeker - Tank Johnson
65 CTB07 - Ozzie Guillen

66 CTB07 - Mo Clarett
67 Peeker - Marvin Harrison
68 Pup - Josh Gordon
69 Scott - Fred Davis
70 Lars - Carlos Zambrano
71 Swerb - Albert Haynesworth
72 Wab - Cedric Benson
73 Lead Pipe - Zach Randolph
74 FUDU - Jose Canseco
75 Al - Leroy Hill
76 Gov - A.J Burnett
77 Mo - Vince Young
78 Lubber - Olden Polynice

79 Lubber - Rafer Alston
80 Mo - John Rocker
81 Gov - Bernard Scott
82 Al - Elijah Dukes
83 FUDU - Manti Te'o
84 Lead Pipe - Santonio Holmes
85 Wab - Jerome Simpson
86 Swerb - Justin Blackmon
87 Lars - Daryl Strawberry
88 Scott - Aldon Smith
89 Pup - Mark Grace
90 Peeker - Ugueth Urbina
91 CTB07 - Andray Blatche

92 CTB07 - Demarcus Cousins
93 Peeker - Bobby Jenks
94 Pup - Edwin Encarnacion
95 Scott - Kenny Stills
96 Lars - Johnny Manziel
97 Swerb - Najeh Davenport
98 Wab - Jim Leyritz
99 Lead Pipe - Cadillac Anderson
100 FUDU - Joe Haden
101 Al - Terrelle Pryor
102 Gov - Chris McAlister
103 Mo - Brandon Joiner
104 Lubber - James Wilder Jr


105 Lubber - Matt Barnes
106 Mo - Ocho Stinko
107 Gov -
108 Al -
109 FUDU - Melky Cabrera
110 Wab - Ryan Leaf
111 Lead Pipe -
112 Swerb - Robert Quinn
113 Lars -
114 Scott -
115 Pup - Michael Beasley
116 Peeker - Royce White
117 CTB07 -

118 CTB07 -
119 Peeker - Julio Lugo
120 Pup - Andre Ethier
121 Scott -
122 Lars -
123 Swerb - Raheem Brock
124 Lead Pipe -
125 Wab - Chris Rainey
126 FUDU -
127 Al -
128 Gov -
129 Mo - Chris Perez
130 Lubber -Vernon Maxwell

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

Fuck, I had my final 2 lined up as Ocho and Beasley, with Royce White waiting in reserve. Back to the drawing board I guess.

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

This excerpt from his wiki page clinches it for me:

"Michael Dean Perry was one of the more televised players in Cleveland during his stay with the Browns. He also at one time had a McDonald's sandwich named in his honor. The sandwich was named the "MDP". The "MDP" was available only in the Metro Cleveland area. The sandwich at the time was larger than any offering made by McDonald's. It consisted of mostly the same ingredients as Big Mac, but it boasted three meat patties instead of the usual two and was topped with bacon.[2] Currently Perry works at Jughead's in downtown Clemson."

Let's make this a Perry family affair.

[FUDU]

1 Lubber - Kenny Britt
2 Mo - Rolando McClain
3 Gov - Terrell Owens
4 Al - Dez Bryant
5 FUDU - The Honey Badger
6 Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7 Wab - Titus Young
8 Swerb - Nick Fairley
9 Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10 Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11 Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12 Peeker - Dwight Gooden
13 CTB07 - Jamarcus Russell

14 CTB07 - Stephon Marbury
15 Peeker - Todd Marinovich
16 Pup - Delonte West
17 Scott - Josh Hamilton
18 Lars - Vontaze Burfict
19 Swerb - Pac Man Jones
20 Wab - Milton Bradley
21 Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
22 FUDU - Manny Ramirez
23 Al - LeSean McCoy
24 Gov - Allen Iverson
25 Mo - Shawne Merriman
26 Lubber - Barrett Robbins

27 Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
28 Mo - Plaxico Burress
29 Gov - Metta World Peace
30 Al - Lenny Dykstra
31 FUDU - J.R Smith
32 Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
33 Wab - Robert Sands
34 Swerb - Eric Wright
35 Lars - Aqib Talib
36 Scott - Aaron Berry
37 Pup - Gilbert Arenas
38 Peeker - Reggie Rogers
39 CTB07 - Rob Gronkowski

40 CTB07 - Delmon Young
41 Peeker - DeShawn Stevenson
42 Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
43 Scott - Isaiah Rider
44 Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
45 Swerb - Darius Miles
46 Wab - Latrell Sprewell
47 Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
48 FUDU - Antoine Walker
49 Al - Michael Crabtree
50 Gov - Brett Myers
51 Mo - Logan Morrison
52 Lubber - Roy Tarpley

53 Lubber - Sebastian Telfair
54 Mo - Bernie Kosar
55 Gov - Isaac Redmond
56 Al - Nelson Cruz
57 FUDU - Warren Sapp
58 Lead Pipe - Steve Gleason
59 Wab - Isaiah Crowell
60 Swerb - Bartolo Colon
61 Lars - Andre Smith
62 Scott - Mikel Leshoure
63 Pup - Rey Maualuga
64 Peeker - Tank Johnson
65 CTB07 - Ozzie Guillen

66 CTB07 - Mo Clarett
67 Peeker - Marvin Harrison
68 Pup - Josh Gordon
69 Scott - Fred Davis
70 Lars - Carlos Zambrano
71 Swerb - Albert Haynesworth
72 Wab - Cedric Benson
73 Lead Pipe - Zach Randolph
74 FUDU - Jose Canseco
75 Al - Leroy Hill
76 Gov - A.J Burnett
77 Mo - Vince Young
78 Lubber - Olden Polynice

79 Lubber - Rafer Alston
80 Mo - John Rocker
81 Gov - Bernard Scott
82 Al - Elijah Dukes
83 FUDU - Manti Te'o
84 Lead Pipe - Santonio Holmes
85 Wab - Jerome Simpson
86 Swerb - Justin Blackmon
87 Lars - Daryl Strawberry
88 Scott - Aldon Smith
89 Pup - Mark Grace
90 Peeker - Ugueth Urbina
91 CTB07 - Andray Blatche

92 CTB07 - Demarcus Cousins
93 Peeker - Bobby Jenks
94 Pup - Edwin Encarnacion
95 Scott - Kenny Stills
96 Lars - Johnny Manziel
97 Swerb - Najeh Davenport
98 Wab - Jim Leyritz
99 Lead Pipe - Cadillac Anderson
100 FUDU - Joe Haden
101 Al - Terrelle Pryor
102 Gov - Chris McAlister
103 Mo - Brandon Joiner
104 Lubber - James Wilder Jr


105 Lubber - Matt Barnes
106 Mo - Ocho Stinko
107 Gov -
108 Al -
109 FUDU - Melky Cabrera
110 Wab - Ryan Leaf
111 Lead Pipe -
112 Swerb - Robert Quinn
113 Lars -
114 Scott -
115 Pup - Michael Beasley
116 Peeker - Royce White
117 CTB07 -

118 CTB07 -
119 Peeker - Julio Lugo
120 Pup - Andre Ethier
121 Scott -
122 Lars -
123 Swerb - Raheem Brock
124 Lead Pipe -
125 Wab - Chris Rainey
126 FUDU - Jarvis Jones (going out on a bit of a limb)
127 Al -
128 Gov -
129 Mo - Chris Perez
130 Lubber -Vernon Maxwell

[gotribe31]

Jay Ratliffe and Carl "dinosaur" Everett

[Govbarney]

1 Lubber - Kenny Britt
2 Mo - Rolando McClain
3 Gov - Terrell Owens
4 Al - Dez Bryant
5 FUDU - The Honey Badger
6 Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7 Wab - Titus Young
8 Swerb - Nick Fairley
9 Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10 Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11 Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12 Peeker - Dwight Gooden
13 CTB07 - Jamarcus Russell

14 CTB07 - Stephon Marbury
15 Peeker - Todd Marinovich
16 Pup - Delonte West
17 Scott - Josh Hamilton
18 Lars - Vontaze Burfict
19 Swerb - Pac Man Jones
20 Wab - Milton Bradley
21 Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
22 FUDU - Manny Ramirez
23 Al - LeSean McCoy
24 Gov - Allen Iverson
25 Mo - Shawne Merriman
26 Lubber - Barrett Robbins

27 Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
28 Mo - Plaxico Burress
29 Gov - Metta World Peace
30 Al - Lenny Dykstra
31 FUDU - J.R Smith
32 Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
33 Wab - Robert Sands
34 Swerb - Eric Wright
35 Lars - Aqib Talib
36 Scott - Aaron Berry
37 Pup - Gilbert Arenas
38 Peeker - Reggie Rogers
39 CTB07 - Rob Gronkowski

40 CTB07 - Delmon Young
41 Peeker - DeShawn Stevenson
42 Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
43 Scott - Isaiah Rider
44 Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
45 Swerb - Darius Miles
46 Wab - Latrell Sprewell
47 Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
48 FUDU - Antoine Walker
49 Al - Michael Crabtree
50 Gov - Brett Myers
51 Mo - Logan Morrison
52 Lubber - Roy Tarpley

53 Lubber - Sebastian Telfair
54 Mo - Bernie Kosar
55 Gov - Isaac Redmond
56 Al - Nelson Cruz
57 FUDU - Warren Sapp
58 Lead Pipe - Steve Gleason
59 Wab - Isaiah Crowell
60 Swerb - Bartolo Colon
61 Lars - Andre Smith
62 Scott - Mikel Leshoure
63 Pup - Rey Maualuga
64 Peeker - Tank Johnson
65 CTB07 - Ozzie Guillen

66 CTB07 - Mo Clarett
67 Peeker - Marvin Harrison
68 Pup - Josh Gordon
69 Scott - Fred Davis
70 Lars - Carlos Zambrano
71 Swerb - Albert Haynesworth
72 Wab - Cedric Benson
73 Lead Pipe - Zach Randolph
74 FUDU - Jose Canseco
75 Al - Leroy Hill
76 Gov - A.J Burnett
77 Mo - Vince Young
78 Lubber - Olden Polynice

79 Lubber - Rafer Alston
80 Mo - John Rocker
81 Gov - Bernard Scott
82 Al - Elijah Dukes
83 FUDU - Manti Te'o
84 Lead Pipe - Santonio Holmes
85 Wab - Jerome Simpson
86 Swerb - Justin Blackmon
87 Lars - Daryl Strawberry
88 Scott - Aldon Smith
89 Pup - Mark Grace
90 Peeker - Ugueth Urbina
91 CTB07 - Andray Blatche

92 CTB07 - Demarcus Cousins
93 Peeker - Bobby Jenks
94 Pup - Edwin Encarnacion
95 Scott - Kenny Stills
96 Lars - Johnny Manziel
97 Swerb - Najeh Davenport
98 Wab - Jim Leyritz
99 Lead Pipe - Cadillac Anderson
100 FUDU - Joe Haden
101 Al - Terrelle Pryor
102 Gov - Chris McAlister
103 Mo - Brandon Joiner
104 Lubber - James Wilder Jr


105 Lubber - Matt Barnes
106 Mo - Ocho Stinko
107 Gov - David Boston
108 Al -
109 FUDU - Melky Cabrera
110 Wab - Ryan Leaf
111 Lead Pipe -
112 Swerb - Robert Quinn
113 Lars -
114 Scott -
115 Pup - Michael Beasley
116 Peeker - Royce White
117 CTB07 -

118 CTB07 -
119 Peeker - Julio Lugo
120 Pup - Andre Ethier
121 Scott -
122 Lars -
123 Swerb - Raheem Brock
124 Lead Pipe -
125 Wab - Chris Rainey
126 FUDU - Jarvis Jones (going out on a bit of a limb)
127 Al -
128 Gov - Dion Waiters
129 Mo - Chris Perez
130 Lubber -Vernon Maxwell

[FUDU]

Gov, you know that Boston IS IN jail as we speak, right?

Just checking.

[peeker643]

Gov, you know that Boston IS IN jail as we speak, right?

Just checking.

So is Leaf and I wouldn't underestimate their ability to get in trouble or get dead in the joint.

[peeker643]

1 Lubber - Kenny Britt
2 Mo - Rolando McClain
3 Gov - Terrell Owens
4 Al - Dez Bryant
5 FUDU - The Honey Badger
6 Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7 Wab - Titus Young
8 Swerb - Nick Fairley
9 Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10 Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11 Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12 Peeker - Dwight Gooden
13 CTB07 - Jamarcus Russell

14 CTB07 - Stephon Marbury
15 Peeker - Todd Marinovich
16 Pup - Delonte West
17 Scott - Josh Hamilton
18 Lars - Vontaze Burfict
19 Swerb - Pac Man Jones
20 Wab - Milton Bradley
21 Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
22 FUDU - Manny Ramirez
23 Al - LeSean McCoy
24 Gov - Allen Iverson
25 Mo - Shawne Merriman
26 Lubber - Barrett Robbins

27 Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
28 Mo - Plaxico Burress
29 Gov - Metta World Peace
30 Al - Lenny Dykstra
31 FUDU - J.R Smith
32 Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
33 Wab - Robert Sands
34 Swerb - Eric Wright
35 Lars - Aqib Talib
36 Scott - Aaron Berry
37 Pup - Gilbert Arenas
38 Peeker - Reggie Rogers
39 CTB07 - Rob Gronkowski

40 CTB07 - Delmon Young
41 Peeker - DeShawn Stevenson
42 Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
43 Scott - Isaiah Rider
44 Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
45 Swerb - Darius Miles
46 Wab - Latrell Sprewell
47 Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
48 FUDU - Antoine Walker
49 Al - Michael Crabtree
50 Gov - Brett Myers
51 Mo - Logan Morrison
52 Lubber - Roy Tarpley

53 Lubber - Sebastian Telfair
54 Mo - Bernie Kosar
55 Gov - Isaac Redmond
56 Al - Nelson Cruz
57 FUDU - Warren Sapp
58 Lead Pipe - Steve Gleason
59 Wab - Isaiah Crowell
60 Swerb - Bartolo Colon
61 Lars - Andre Smith
62 Scott - Mikel Leshoure
63 Pup - Rey Maualuga
64 Peeker - Tank Johnson
65 CTB07 - Ozzie Guillen

66 CTB07 - Mo Clarett
67 Peeker - Marvin Harrison
68 Pup - Josh Gordon
69 Scott - Fred Davis
70 Lars - Carlos Zambrano
71 Swerb - Albert Haynesworth
72 Wab - Cedric Benson
73 Lead Pipe - Zach Randolph
74 FUDU - Jose Canseco
75 Al - Leroy Hill
76 Gov - A.J Burnett
77 Mo - Vince Young
78 Lubber - Olden Polynice

79 Lubber - Rafer Alston
80 Mo - John Rocker
81 Gov - Bernard Scott
82 Al - Elijah Dukes
83 FUDU - Manti Te'o
84 Lead Pipe - Santonio Holmes
85 Wab - Jerome Simpson
86 Swerb - Justin Blackmon
87 Lars - Daryl Strawberry
88 Scott - Aldon Smith
89 Pup - Mark Grace
90 Peeker - Ugueth Urbina
91 CTB07 - Andray Blatche

92 CTB07 - Demarcus Cousins
93 Peeker - Bobby Jenks
94 Pup - Edwin Encarnacion
95 Scott - Kenny Stills
96 Lars - Johnny Manziel
97 Swerb - Najeh Davenport
98 Wab - Jim Leyritz
99 Lead Pipe - Cadillac Anderson
100 FUDU - Joe Haden
101 Al - Terrelle Pryor
102 Gov - Chris McAlister
103 Mo - Brandon Joiner
104 Lubber - James Wilder Jr


105 Lubber - Matt Barnes
106 Mo - Ocho Stinko
107 Gov - David Boston
108 Al - Jay Ratliffe
109 FUDU - Melky Cabrera
110 Wab - Ryan Leaf
111 Lead Pipe -
112 Swerb - Robert Quinn
113 Lars -
114 Scott -
115 Pup - Michael Beasley
116 Peeker - Royce White
117 CTB07 - Michael Dean Perry

118 CTB07 -
119 Peeker - Julio Lugo
120 Pup - Andre Ethier
121 Scott -
122 Lars -
123 Swerb - Raheem Brock
124 Lead Pipe -
125 Wab - Chris Rainey
126 FUDU - Jarvis Jones (going out on a bit of a limb)
127 Al - Carl Everett
128 Gov - Dion Waiters
129 Mo - Chris Perez
130 Lubber -Vernon Maxwell

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

1 Lubber - Kenny Britt
2 Mo - Rolando McClain
3 Gov - Terrell Owens
4 Al - Dez Bryant
5 FUDU - The Honey Badger
6 Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7 Wab - Titus Young
8 Swerb - Nick Fairley
9 Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10 Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11 Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12 Peeker - Dwight Gooden
13 CTB07 - Jamarcus Russell

14 CTB07 - Stephon Marbury
15 Peeker - Todd Marinovich
16 Pup - Delonte West
17 Scott - Josh Hamilton
18 Lars - Vontaze Burfict
19 Swerb - Pac Man Jones
20 Wab - Milton Bradley
21 Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
22 FUDU - Manny Ramirez
23 Al - LeSean McCoy
24 Gov - Allen Iverson
25 Mo - Shawne Merriman
26 Lubber - Barrett Robbins

27 Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
28 Mo - Plaxico Burress
29 Gov - Metta World Peace
30 Al - Lenny Dykstra
31 FUDU - J.R Smith
32 Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
33 Wab - Robert Sands
34 Swerb - Eric Wright
35 Lars - Aqib Talib
36 Scott - Aaron Berry
37 Pup - Gilbert Arenas
38 Peeker - Reggie Rogers
39 CTB07 - Rob Gronkowski

40 CTB07 - Delmon Young
41 Peeker - DeShawn Stevenson
42 Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
43 Scott - Isaiah Rider
44 Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
45 Swerb - Darius Miles
46 Wab - Latrell Sprewell
47 Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
48 FUDU - Antoine Walker
49 Al - Michael Crabtree
50 Gov - Brett Myers
51 Mo - Logan Morrison
52 Lubber - Roy Tarpley

53 Lubber - Sebastian Telfair
54 Mo - Bernie Kosar
55 Gov - Isaac Redmond
56 Al - Nelson Cruz
57 FUDU - Warren Sapp
58 Lead Pipe - Steve Gleason
59 Wab - Isaiah Crowell
60 Swerb - Bartolo Colon
61 Lars - Andre Smith
62 Scott - Mikel Leshoure
63 Pup - Rey Maualuga
64 Peeker - Tank Johnson
65 CTB07 - Ozzie Guillen

66 CTB07 - Mo Clarett
67 Peeker - Marvin Harrison
68 Pup - Josh Gordon
69 Scott - Fred Davis
70 Lars - Carlos Zambrano
71 Swerb - Albert Haynesworth
72 Wab - Cedric Benson
73 Lead Pipe - Zach Randolph
74 FUDU - Jose Canseco
75 Al - Leroy Hill
76 Gov - A.J Burnett
77 Mo - Vince Young
78 Lubber - Olden Polynice

79 Lubber - Rafer Alston
80 Mo - John Rocker
81 Gov - Bernard Scott
82 Al - Elijah Dukes
83 FUDU - Manti Te'o
84 Lead Pipe - Santonio Holmes
85 Wab - Jerome Simpson
86 Swerb - Justin Blackmon
87 Lars - Daryl Strawberry
88 Scott - Aldon Smith
89 Pup - Mark Grace
90 Peeker - Ugueth Urbina
91 CTB07 - Andray Blatche

92 CTB07 - Demarcus Cousins
93 Peeker - Bobby Jenks
94 Pup - Edwin Encarnacion
95 Scott - Kenny Stills
96 Lars - Johnny Manziel
97 Swerb - Najeh Davenport
98 Wab - Jim Leyritz
99 Lead Pipe - Cadillac Anderson
100 FUDU - Joe Haden
101 Al - Terrelle Pryor
102 Gov - Chris McAlister
103 Mo - Brandon Joiner
104 Lubber - James Wilder Jr


105 Lubber - Matt Barnes
106 Mo - Ocho Stinko
107 Gov - David Boston
108 Al - Jay Ratliffe
109 FUDU - Melky Cabrera
110 Wab - Ryan Leaf
111 Lead Pipe -
112 Swerb - Robert Quinn
113 Lars -
114 Scott -
115 Pup - Michael Beasley
116 Peeker - Royce White
117 CTB07 - Michael Dean Perry

118 CTB07 - Brandon Marshall
119 Peeker - Julio Lugo
120 Pup - Andre Ethier
121 Scott -
122 Lars -
123 Swerb - Raheem Brock
124 Lead Pipe -
125 Wab - Chris Rainey
126 FUDU - Jarvis Jones
127 Al - Carl Everett
128 Gov - Dion Waiters
129 Mo - Chris Perez
130 Lubber -Vernon Maxwell

[Govbarney]

Gov, you know that Boston IS IN jail as we speak, right?

Just checking.

Boston is serving a 6 month sentence that began in December, with good behavior I am hoping he gets out and resumes being a model citizen of Boca Raton, by March or April. Which gives me 10+ months for him to fuck up and violate his parole/probation. Remember gentleman, you only serve two days, the day you get in , and the day you get out.

Or who knows, maybe he just gets shanked, or receive a nice Hot Shot in the clink, the possibilities are endless.

[swerb]

I'll close my squad out with Greg "Cadillac" Anderson.

Let the crimes begin.

[LarsHancock]

Michael Irvin and John Daly please

Someone is falling off the wagon... hard

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

Daly doesn't play one of the Big 3 sports, or he'd have been my 1st pick.

[peeker643]

Daly doesn't play one of the Big 3 sports, or he'd have been my 1st pick.

Yeah, Lars.

We've been drafting for 9 weeks and you can't get the last pick straight?

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

I'll take Lindsay Lohan please.

[peeker643]

I'll take Lindsay Lohan please.

Lars takes Charlie Sheen and Fatty Arbuckle.

I got Artie Lange.

[LarsHancock]

Daly doesn't play one of the Big 3 sports, or he'd have been my 1st pick.

Yeah, Lars.

We've been drafting for 9 weeks and you can't get the last pick straight?

I can't keep this shit straight. So I guess I can't take Sean Avery, Shaun White, or anyone else like that?

Fine, I'll take a kicker. Your last fantasy pick is always a kicker, right? Sebastian Janikowski please.

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

I'll take Lindsay Lohan please.

Lars takes Charlie Sheen and Fatty Arbuckle.

I got Artie Lange.

Artie is already dead.

[LarsHancock]

I'll take Lindsay Lohan please.

Lars takes Charlie Sheen and Fatty Arbuckle.

I got Artie Lange.

Artie is already dead.

Well, cross him off the list then!

[peeker643]

I'll take Lindsay Lohan please.

Lars takes Charlie Sheen and Fatty Arbuckle.

I got Artie Lange.

Artie is already dead.

Well, cross him off the list then!

He's not officially dead but he's a very short flight away. Like CLE to CMH kinda short.

[swerb]

Every time I log on to Twitter, first thing I check is if any of my 10 players is trending.

[motherscratcher]

Are Scott and LP planning on picking their last two players?

Or are their teams on the floor?

[leadpipe]

I'll finish off my team with Bam Morris and Basketball's Steven Jackson.

[swerb]

1. Swerb (pd)
2. Govbarney (pd)
3. gotribe31 (pd)
4. FUDU
5. Pup
6. Peeker
7. Lead Pipe
8. motherscratcher
9. waborat (pd)
10. Lubber (pd)
11. Lars Hancock
12. Scott
13. CTB07 (pd)

[FUDU]

how about a separate thread for updates, points and with each roster?

[googleeph2]

FUDU, I think that would make a nice recurring column.
At least a Hitting the Fan thing. When someone scores, by definition it is newsworthy.

[Govbarney]

I got my team on Google Alerts b/c frankly some of the guys on my squad arnt exactly newsworthy in the event they fuck up, one of my gems recently had to move in with parents and he is only two years removed from playing in the league ( & 4 yrs away from winning a Super Bowl ring, which I am sure is in some pawn shop by now.

[swerb]

FUDU, I think that would make a nice recurring column.
At least a Hitting the Fan thing. When someone scores, by definition it is newsworthy.

I love that idea. Running commentary columns on HTF every time someone scores.

[leadpipe]

F'in Pistorius racking up huge points in the Track and Field edition.

Never have I seen a fugitive so easy to catch - or so hard to catch, depending on the time of day.

[LarsHancock]

Two first rounders make headlines today for bad behavior, but net zero points. It's like a Romeo Crennel offense, and directly the opposite of the Misconduct Pool excitement of a Romeo Crennel coached player.

[FUDU]

Link?, you big tease.

[Lubber]

http://m.nfl.com/news/0ap1000000139758/

Arrest him already

[motherscratcher]

Goddamnit you assholes. Ain't we supposed to be using the new thread?

Criminy

[leadpipe]

"The seas are a roiling, boys,"

[peeker643]

Disappointed in the blotter thus far for the NBA All-Star game. It's early, but for purposes such as ours, they really need to get that game back to Vegas.