1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

[pup]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov
28. Al
29. FUDU
30. Lead Pipe
31. Wab
32. Swerb
33. Lars
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[FUDU]

Be tough for me to be readily availabe this morning, should be able to make pick at 11:30 though.

[swerb]

Be tough for me to be readily availabe this morning, should be able to make pick at 11:30 though.

PM or text me a pick if you can

[peeker643]

Christ- Better odds of one of us dying while waiting to make a pick then these guys dying or killing someone.

You guys need me number to text picks and finish this shit up before the thaw?

[LarsHancock]

How about we all send swerb and peeker our draft boards. 20-30 should suffice - 60% of the guys picked aren't on my board. They could then populate the draft automatically, and let us know if a particular person has run out of picks.

This would mean they would have to create their own boards so they don't get ideas from the lists emailed to them, but we can trust them. We can, can't we?

That would move this along.

[swerb]

How about we all send swerb and peeker our draft boards. 20-30 should suffice - 60% of the guys picked aren't on my board. They could then populate the draft automatically, and let us know if a particular person has run out of picks.

This would mean they would have to create their own boards so they don't get ideas from the lists emailed to them, but we can trust them. We can, can't we?

That would move this along.

Maybe not an entire board, but at least 2-3 guys in order for when your pick comes along. I have FUDU and Lead Man's next picks. Let's keep this thing rolling. If you are not going to be by a computer for several hour chunks and your pick is coming up, get Peeker or I something. I can also text people when they're on the clock. Do not have cell #s for Lars, Gov, Mo, Scott, Lubber.

[gotribe31]

4 hr clock. Runs 7 days a week between 8am and 8pm. You miss your pick, make it up anytime thereafter.

[Lubber]

Emailed you my cell Swerb.

[Govbarney]

Metta World Peace for my next selection.

[gotribe31]

I'll take Lenny Dykstra.

Wish we did this last year. Lots of 51-year old talent. I was crushed when I found out Nate Newton was 51.

[swerb]

J.R. Smith for FUDU, Travis Henry for Lead Pipe.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab
32. Swerb
33. Lars
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[Lubber]

I'll take Lenny Dykstra.

Wish we did this last year. Lots of 51-year old talent. I was crushed when I found out Nate Newton was 51.

He might get popped by Tony Soprano. Good selection

http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2013-01-29/jamie-lynn-sigler-engaged-cutter-dykstra-entourage-sopranos-lenny-dykstra

[waborat]

Robert Sands

[swerb]

Give me former Browns and current Buccaneers CB Eric Wright.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[LarsHancock]

I'll go with Wright's former teammate Aqib Talib

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[scott]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[pup]

Gilbert Arenas

[motherscratcher]

Gilbert Arenas

Nice. Forgot about him. If that dude gets back on twitter there's no telling what could happen

[peeker643]

Reggie Rogers.

Hoping he's re-united with his brother Don real soon before he kills a couple more people. Just outta the joint the last month!!!

[peeker643]

I feel like DeShawn Stevenson has too much potential to ignore.

I'll take him here.

[peeker643]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup- Gilbert Arenas
36. Peeker- Reggie Rogers

37- Peeker- DeShawn Stevenson

[pup]

The Birdman, Chris Anderson.

[LarsHancock]

I feel like DeShawn Stevenson has too much potential to ignore.

I'll take him here.

Anyone who gets multiple gang tattoos on his face and neck AFTER making it to the pros is a strong candidate. Nice pick.

[scott]

The Birdman, Chris Anderson.

Isaiah Rider

[swerb]

Note - I told Peeker in a text (before Scott picked) that JR Rider was off the board. I got him confused with J.R. Smith. If Peeker wants Rider, we have to let him have him. Although I would agree with the value in his replacement pick, DeShawn Stevenson.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup- Gilbert Arenas
36. Peeker- Reggie Rogers

37- Peeker- DeShawn Stevenson
38. Pup - Chris Andersen
39. Scott - Isiaah "J.R." Rider
40. Lars -
41. Swerb -
42. Wab -
43. Lead Pipe -
44. FUDU -
45. Al -
46. Gov -
47. Mo -
48. Lubber -

[LarsHancock]

Power back who can hit the ho hard. And does, often.

Larry Johnson.


1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup- Gilbert Arenas
36. Peeker- Reggie Rogers

37- Peeker- DeShawn Stevenson
38. Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
39. Scott - Isaiah Rider
40. Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
41. Swerb -
42. Wab -
43. Lead Pipe -
44. FUDU -
45. Al -
46. Gov -
47. Mo -
48. Lubber -

[peeker643]

The Birdman, Chris Anderson.

Isaiah Rider

Hey!!! I had Reggie Rogers and Isaiah Rider to Swerb and he told me Rider was off the board!!! Damn all of you conspiring bastards!!!

[swerb]

The Birdman, Chris Anderson.

Isaiah Rider

Hey!!! I had Reggie Rogers and Isaiah Rider to Swerb and he told me Rider was off the board!!! Damn all of you conspiring bastards!!!

See my last post. If you want Rider, he's yours.

[swerb]

Larry Johnson.

Man ... I liked that pick before I even scrolled down and saw it was the football Larry Johnson.

[LarsHancock]

Larry Johnson.

Man ... I liked that pick before I even scrolled down and saw it was the football Larry Johnson.

Basketball Larry Johnson, aka Grandmama, has converted to Islam hardcore, so unless he embarks on a suicide bombing or honor killing, he's a lousy pick.

But if he did a suicide bombing in the Heat locker room... man, that would be awesome. I think I should win if that happens.

[swerb]

Another guy I never thought would be here in round 4. Almost went this direction in round 3. Arrested in '11 for trying to sneak a loaded gun through St. Louis Lambert Airport security. Shows he has clear first day selection potential.

Everyone's favorite Omar Little look alike. And who can forget the head tap when he made a good play!

Darius Miles



1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup- Gilbert Arenas
36. Peeker- Reggie Rogers

37- Peeker- DeShawn Stevenson
38. Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
39. Scott - Isaiah Rider
40. Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
41. Swerb - Darius Miles
42. Wab -
43. Lead Pipe -
44. FUDU -
45. Al -
46. Gov -
47. Mo -
48. Lubber -

[waborat]

The King Of Idiots Himself:

Latrell Sprewell

[swerb]

Lead Man up ... Peeker, you got his cell #?

[FUDU]

Larry Johnson.

Man ... I liked that pick before I even scrolled down and saw it was the football Larry Johnson.

Basketball Larry Johnson, aka Grandmama, has converted to Islam hardcore, so unless he embarks on a suicide bombing or honor killing, he's a lousy pick.

But if he did a suicide bombing in the Heat locker room... man, that would be awesome. I think I should win if that happens.

US Embassy in Turkey was hit by a suicide bomber in the last 24 hrs, anyone seen Larry around?

[scott]

Note - I told Peeker in a text (before Scott picked) that JR Rider was off the board.

No problem if you want him. I've got plenty of options.

[leadpipe]

Lets go with the leader of the original Jailblazers;

Ruben Patterson, please.

[FUDU]

I guess I will be the first doosh and make a pick based upon the possibility of death only.

I will take OJ Brigance, this doesnt make me a bad person does it?
Ftr I am not rooting for him to die.

[gotribe31]

Can't believe he's lasted this long, but not complaining. I'll take Michael Crabtree.

[LarsHancock]

I guess I will be the first doosh and make a pick based upon the possibility of death only.

I will take OJ Brigance, this doesnt make me a bad person does it?
Ftr I am not rooting for him to die.

that doesn't make you a bad person.

it's pretty much everything else that does.

[LarsHancock]

Can't believe he's lasted this long, but not complaining. I'll take Michael Crabtree.

Photos of him in a strip club yesterday. Nice job focusing on the game.

Twitter apology forthcoming...

[swerb]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup- Gilbert Arenas
36. Peeker- Reggie Rogers

37- Peeker- DeShawn Stevenson
38. Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
39. Scott - Isaiah Rider
40. Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
41. Swerb - Darius Miles
42. Wab - Latrell Sprewell
43. Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
44. FUDU - O.J. Brigance
45. Al - Michael Crabtree
46. Gov -
47. Mo -
48. Lubber -

[Govbarney]

Brett Myers . (And all his wife who don't know when to shut the F up)

[motherscratcher]

Logan Morrison

[swerb]

I guess I will be the first doosh and make a pick based upon the possibility of death only.

I will take OJ Brigance, this doesnt make me a bad person does it?
Ftr I am not rooting for him to die.

that doesn't make you a bad person.

it's pretty much everything else that does.

I don't know though ... that may make him a bad person. It's close.

[motherscratcher]

Also, to clarify...

Do you get 20 points for any apology made on twitter? Or does it have to be an apology for a previous tweet?

[swerb]

Also, to clarify...

Do you get 20 points for any apology made on twitter? Or does it have to be an apology for a previous tweet?

Any Twitter apologies for major things. Getting busted with a prostitute would pass the smell test.

Also - point accumulation starts midnight Wedns.

[pup]

I guess I will be the first doosh and make a pick based upon the possibility of death only.

I will take OJ Brigance, this doesnt make me a bad person does it?
Ftr I am not rooting for him to die.

that doesn't make you a bad person.

it's pretty much everything else that does.

I don't know though ... that may make him a bad person. It's close.

I think it is one of the best things FUDU has ever done. Now that cat has 11 people plling for him than he did before.

In fact, when i win this thing because he survives the year, i am sending FUDU's cash to ALS Research.

[swerb]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber - Barrett Robbins

25. Lubber - Alonzo Spellman
26. Mo - Plaxico Burress
27. Gov - Metta World Peace
28. Al - Lenny Dykstra
29. FUDU - J.R. Smith
30. Lead Pipe - Travis Henry
31. Wab - Robert Sands
32. Swerb - Eric Wright
33. Lars - Aqib Talib
34. Scott - Aaron Berry
35. Pup- Gilbert Arenas
36. Peeker- Reggie Rogers

37- Peeker- DeShawn Stevenson
38. Pup - Chris "Birdman" Anderson
39. Scott - Isaiah Rider
40. Lars - Larry Johnson (football)
41. Swerb - Darius Miles
42. Wab - Latrell Sprewell
43. Lead Pipe - Ruben Patterson
44. FUDU - O.J. Brigance
45. Al - Michael Crabtree
46. Gov - Brett Myers
47. Mo - Logan Morrison
48. Lubber -

49. Lubber -
50. Mo -
51. Gov -
52. Al -
53. FUDU -
54. Lead Pipe -
55. Wab -
56. Swerb -
57. Lars -
58. Scott -
59. Pup -
60. Peeker -

[LarsHancock]

This is as good of a place to post this as any

[Lubber]

Roy Tarpley

Frank Chamberlin