1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

[peeker643]

I'll happily take Dwight Gooden and the first white guy, Todd Marinovich.

Thank you.

[swerb]

Lead Man, pick a new guy for Rodman whenever ... we gotta stick to the 50 age limit. LT is just over too ... he woulda been a for sure 1st rounder.

[pup]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Dennis Rodman
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott
16. Lars
17. Swerb
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber

[scott]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Dennis Rodman
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars
17. Swerb
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber


Is Honey Badger a legit pick? What if he doesn't make an NFL team? Not trying to shit on your pick, FUDU, just checking rules.

[LarsHancock]

Honey Badger was an LSU player and will be drafted. He never signed with a d2 or d3 school so he's legit. Guys like Isaiah Crowell are out by this technicality.

I have to go with Vontaze Burfict here. He's as dumb as a box of rocks and in Cincy which apparently does to stupid what deer antler does to your stabbing arm. I look to him killing someone in 2013, potentially a teammate.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - OPEN
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber

[swerb]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

[swerb]

I don't know how Pac Man Jones lasted till the second round. I'll take him off the board here.

MAKE IT RAIN PAC MAN.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - OPEN
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber

[swerb]

By the way, this draft is one of my greatest ideas ever.

[motherscratcher]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.

[skatingtripods]

There's a racial bias in this draft...

[motherscratcher]

What are the expectations for the winning total here, because I have no idea?

[motherscratcher]

There's a racial bias in this draft...

Unlike the NFL, NHL, NBA, and MISL drafts

[LarsHancock]

There's a racial bias in this draft...

a racial bias would be if it was loaded with kids that didn't get in trouble and yet were put on here solely by basis of their race. Burfict and Owens would be the only guys you could say that about, and if you have any doubts how easily these guys could get in trouble, you don't follow sports that closely.

Each of these guys has earned a place here with their stupidity. The only color we see is the blackness in their souls. Are we bad humans for seeing that? Perhaps, but not racists.

There's a strong IQ prejudice if anything.

[Larvell Blanks]

There's a racial bias in this draft...

This Draft needs crafty trades to go down like in this Draft...

[FUDU]

What are the expectations for the winning total here, because I have no idea?

I'm guessing right around however many points I end up with.

[FUDU]

By the way, this draft is one of my greatest ideas ever.

LOL

[skatingtripods]

a racial bias would be if it was loaded with kids that didn't get in trouble and yet were put on here solely by basis of their race. Burfict and Owens would be the only guys you could say that about, and if you have any doubts how easily these guys could get in trouble, you don't follow sports that closely.

Each of these guys has earned a place here with their stupidity. The only color we see is the blackness in their souls. Are we bad humans for seeing that? Perhaps, but not racists.

There's a strong IQ prejudice if anything.

Relax, man. There weren't any insinuations of any kind.

I'm not a moron. It's very clear why the guys who have been picked so far have been picked and skin color isn't the reason.

[waborat]

Milton Bradley

[leadpipe]

Take a guy with a criminal past and place him in the first year of marriage with a loose cannon/hillbilly - no way a calendar year elaspses without Jeremy Stevens taking a swing to put his ho in her place.

Jeremy Stevens, please.

[FUDU]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - OPEN
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jeremy stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber

[FUDU]

BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

[LarsHancock]

Take a guy with a criminal past and place him in the first year of marriage with a loose cannon/hillbilly - no way a calendar year elaspses without Jeremy Stevens taking a swing to put his ho in her place.

Jeremy Stevens, please.

You need to pick again to replace Rodman. Throw it out there at any time.

[LarsHancock]

BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

[motherscratcher]

Take a guy with a criminal past and place him in the first year of marriage with a loose cannon/hillbilly - no way a calendar year elaspses without Jeremy Stevens taking a swing to put his ho in her place.

Jeremy Stevens, please.

Bastard. Now I have to look at my list again.

My draft is falling apart, man.

[FUDU]

BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

Got it, must have missed it from all the excitement of this draft.

[motherscratcher]

Manny if a fucking awful pick, BTW. He's probably out of baseball, and even if not the chances of him testing positive is small. He doesn't get in legal trouble, really. I doubt he's even on twitter...

I guess you're hoping he runs someone's grandma down on accident, you prick.

[peeker643]

Milton Bradley

Dick. Why don't you go back into hiding?

[FUDU]

FWIW, should probably just put this here:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=653&q=Donna+Savattere&oq=Donna+Savattere&gs_l=img.12..0i3.2021.2021.0.2823.1.1.0.0.0.0.118.118.0j1.1.0...0.0...1ac.2.V0KEmCSTgI8

Eh.

[FUDU]

Manny if a fucking awful pick, BTW. He's probably out of baseball, and even if not the chances of him testing positive is small. He doesn't get in legal trouble, really. I doubt he's even on twitter...

I guess you're hoping he runs someone's grandma down on accident, you prick.

That dude is a walking Rorschach test. Candidate for domestic violence, drugs, and as you said running over somebody's grandma, mine are both deceased already so I'm good.

He'll fuck up, but with my luck he'll end up running over one of peeker's picks.

ETA: BTW I was gonna pick Bill Russell, but he's over 50 so I guess I can't...@$#&?!

[peeker643]

/Quickly scanning any and all Miami University football rosters.

[peeker643]

How many rounds is this? Because I have a sure thing I need to stuff in sleeper role. Just a matter of when and not if.

[LarsHancock]

Manny if a fucking awful pick, BTW. He's probably out of baseball, and even if not the chances of him testing positive is small. He doesn't get in legal trouble, really. I doubt he's even on twitter...

I guess you're hoping he runs someone's grandma down on accident, you prick.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=manny+ramirez+arrested&l=1

but other than that.

And he's trying to come back. Signs a AA deal somewhere and tests positive for powdered moose knuckle and poof donny scores big

Manny's a clear second or third rounder in this game

[swerb]

BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

Yes. Can pick at any time.

[leadpipe]

BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

Yes. Can pick at any time.

OK, my replacement for Rodman will be another Senior - won't turn 51 until December of this season. Going for a home run here, as this guy is well over 400 pounds with a myriad of health problems - from diabetes to periodontal disease. Also broke. And to top it off, with it being Super Bowl week, he's essentially the father of the prop bet.

Give me William "The Refrigerator" Perry, please.

[leadpipe]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.

What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

[gotribe31]

Even though he deleted his twitter account, I'll take LeSean McCoy.

[Govbarney]

Allen Iverson please

[swerb]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo
24. Lubber

25. Lubber
26. Mo
27. Gov
28. Al
29. FUDU
30. Lead Pipe
31. Wab
32. Swerb
33. Lars
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[swerb]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.

What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

[waborat]

Milton Bradley

Dick. Why don't you go back into hiding?

Dawn finally gave me back a computer to play with...

Doc Gooden? Really? Figured he was already dead? Buried next to Strawberry & the Magic Loogie

[Gradysmanldy]

Equally fun this season will be coming here immediately after someone fucks up, to cheer on whomever owns said fuckup.

[LarsHancock]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.

What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

I think some of our draft picks are disqualified already then. Marijuanavich - didn't do five years (just read his Wiki page... holy crap what a train wreck of a person). Lawrence Phillips should be eligible if he's not dead. Just checked... holy crap - he's in jail for the next 20 years, minimum, and that's if they parole him as early as possible. Could get shanked in the exercise yard still? Murder another inmate? I think we should be able to gamble on one of these outcomes...

I say any first round pick is fair game in addition to the 5 year guys

[motherscratcher]

Shawnee Merriman FTW

[swerb]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.

What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

I think some of our draft picks are disqualified already then. Marijuanavich - didn't do five years (just read his Wiki page... holy crap what a train wreck of a person). Lawrence Phillips should be eligible if he's not dead. Just checked... holy crap - he's in jail for the next 20 years, minimum, and that's if they parole him as early as possible. Could get shanked in the exercise yard still? Murder another inmate? I think we should be able to gamble on one of these outcomes...

I say any first round pick is fair game in addition to the 5 year guys

I like it. That's fair.

[swerb]

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber

25. Lubber
26. Mo
27. Gov
28. Al
29. FUDU
30. Lead Pipe
31. Wab
32. Swerb
33. Lars
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker

[leadpipe]

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.

Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.

What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

I think some of our draft picks are disqualified already then. Marijuanavich - didn't do five years (just read his Wiki page... holy crap what a train wreck of a person). Lawrence Phillips should be eligible if he's not dead. Just checked... holy crap - he's in jail for the next 20 years, minimum, and that's if they parole him as early as possible. Could get shanked in the exercise yard still? Murder another inmate? I think we should be able to gamble on one of these outcomes...

I say any first round pick is fair game in addition to the 5 year guys

I like it. That's fair.

Just tryin' to shoehorn Marcus Vick onto my squad.

Maybe in future years...if he's still alive.

[waborat]

Holy slow gin, 1 friggin pick in the past 24 hrs...

Stedman prolly finds Oprah's g spot faster

[scott]

Even though he deleted his twitter account, I'll take LeSean McCoy.

Picking a guy whose nickname is 'Shady' is never a bad idea.

[Lubber]

2nd round - Barret Robbins

3rd round - Alonzo Spellman

[motherscratcher]

Plaxico Burress