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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:28 pm

I'll happily take Dwight Gooden and the first white guy, Todd Marinovich.

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:30 pm

Lead Man, pick a new guy for Rodman whenever ... we gotta stick to the 50 age limit. LT is just over too ... he woulda been a for sure 1st rounder.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby pup » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:30 pm

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Dennis Rodman
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott
16. Lars
17. Swerb
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby scott » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:24 pm

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Dennis Rodman
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars
17. Swerb
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber


Is Honey Badger a legit pick? What if he doesn't make an NFL team? Not trying to shit on your pick, FUDU, just checking rules.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby LarsHancock » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:29 pm

Honey Badger was an LSU player and will be drafted. He never signed with a d2 or d3 school so he's legit. Guys like Isaiah Crowell are out by this technicality.

I have to go with Vontaze Burfict here. He's as dumb as a box of rocks and in Cincy which apparently does to stupid what deer antler does to your stabbing arm. I look to him killing someone in 2013, potentially a teammate.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - OPEN
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
24. Lubber
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:31 pm

Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:32 pm

I don't know how Pac Man Jones lasted till the second round. I'll take him off the board here.

MAKE IT RAIN PAC MAN.

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - OPEN
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab
19. Lead Pipe
20. FUDU
21. Al
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:33 pm

By the way, this draft is one of my greatest ideas ever.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:35 pm

swerb wrote:Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.



Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:35 pm

There's a racial bias in this draft...
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:36 pm

What are the expectations for the winning total here, because I have no idea?
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:37 pm

skatingtripods wrote:There's a racial bias in this draft...


Unlike the NFL, NHL, NBA, and MISL drafts
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby LarsHancock » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:45 pm

skatingtripods wrote:There's a racial bias in this draft...

a racial bias would be if it was loaded with kids that didn't get in trouble and yet were put on here solely by basis of their race. Burfict and Owens would be the only guys you could say that about, and if you have any doubts how easily these guys could get in trouble, you don't follow sports that closely.

Each of these guys has earned a place here with their stupidity. The only color we see is the blackness in their souls. Are we bad humans for seeing that? Perhaps, but not racists.

There's a strong IQ prejudice if anything.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:47 pm

skatingtripods wrote:There's a racial bias in this draft...


This Draft needs crafty trades to go down like in this Draft...

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:50 pm

motherscratcher wrote:What are the expectations for the winning total here, because I have no idea?


I'm guessing right around however many points I end up with.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:51 pm

swerb wrote:By the way, this draft is one of my greatest ideas ever.


LOL
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:01 pm

LarsHancock wrote:a racial bias would be if it was loaded with kids that didn't get in trouble and yet were put on here solely by basis of their race. Burfict and Owens would be the only guys you could say that about, and if you have any doubts how easily these guys could get in trouble, you don't follow sports that closely.

Each of these guys has earned a place here with their stupidity. The only color we see is the blackness in their souls. Are we bad humans for seeing that? Perhaps, but not racists.

There's a strong IQ prejudice if anything.


Relax, man. There weren't any insinuations of any kind.

I'm not a moron. It's very clear why the guys who have been picked so far have been picked and skin color isn't the reason.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby waborat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:18 pm

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby leadpipe » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:33 pm

Take a guy with a criminal past and place him in the first year of marriage with a loose cannon/hillbilly - no way a calendar year elaspses without Jeremy Stevens taking a swing to put his ho in her place.

Jeremy Stevens, please.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:37 pm

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - OPEN
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jeremy stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al
22. Gov
23. Mo
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:40 pm

BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby LarsHancock » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:40 pm

leadpipe wrote:Take a guy with a criminal past and place him in the first year of marriage with a loose cannon/hillbilly - no way a calendar year elaspses without Jeremy Stevens taking a swing to put his ho in her place.

Jeremy Stevens, please.

You need to pick again to replace Rodman. Throw it out there at any time.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby LarsHancock » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:41 pm

FUDU wrote:BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:42 pm

leadpipe wrote:Take a guy with a criminal past and place him in the first year of marriage with a loose cannon/hillbilly - no way a calendar year elaspses without Jeremy Stevens taking a swing to put his ho in her place.

Jeremy Stevens, please.



Bastard. Now I have to look at my list again.

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:44 pm

LarsHancock wrote:
FUDU wrote:BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

Got it, must have missed it from all the excitement of this draft.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:45 pm

Manny if a fucking awful pick, BTW. He's probably out of baseball, and even if not the chances of him testing positive is small. He doesn't get in legal trouble, really. I doubt he's even on twitter...

I guess you're hoping he runs someone's grandma down on accident, you prick.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:46 pm

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:52 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Manny if a fucking awful pick, BTW. He's probably out of baseball, and even if not the chances of him testing positive is small. He doesn't get in legal trouble, really. I doubt he's even on twitter...

I guess you're hoping he runs someone's grandma down on accident, you prick.


That dude is a walking Rorschach test. Candidate for domestic violence, drugs, and as you said running over somebody's grandma, mine are both deceased already so I'm good.

He'll fuck up, but with my luck he'll end up running over one of peeker's picks.

ETA: BTW I was gonna pick Bill Russell, but he's over 50 so I guess I can't...@$#&?!
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Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:56 pm

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Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:59 pm

How many rounds is this? Because I have a sure thing I need to stuff in sleeper role. Just a matter of when and not if.
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Unread postby LarsHancock » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:13 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Manny if a fucking awful pick, BTW. He's probably out of baseball, and even if not the chances of him testing positive is small. He doesn't get in legal trouble, really. I doubt he's even on twitter...

I guess you're hoping he runs someone's grandma down on accident, you prick.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=manny+ramirez+arrested&l=1

but other than that.

And he's trying to come back. Signs a AA deal somewhere and tests positive for powdered moose knuckle and poof donny scores big

Manny's a clear second or third rounder in this game
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:19 pm

LarsHancock wrote:
FUDU wrote:BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

Yes. Can pick at any time.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby leadpipe » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

swerb wrote:
LarsHancock wrote:
FUDU wrote:BTW, we're all friends here, well except none of us really like peeker, why not allow Lead to fill his first slot say in the 3rd or 4th rd (with his pick in that rd)? No need to hammer him on this, or is there?

He can replace at any time, that was the agreement, I thought.

Yes. Can pick at any time.


OK, my replacement for Rodman will be another Senior - won't turn 51 until December of this season. Going for a home run here, as this guy is well over 400 pounds with a myriad of health problems - from diabetes to periodontal disease. Also broke. And to top it off, with it being Super Bowl week, he's essentially the father of the prop bet.

Give me William "The Refrigerator" Perry, please.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby leadpipe » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:45 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
swerb wrote:Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.



Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.


What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby gotribe31 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:51 pm

Even though he deleted his twitter account, I'll take LeSean McCoy.
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Unread postby Govbarney » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:03 pm

Allen Iverson please
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:15 pm

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo
24. Lubber

25. Lubber
26. Mo
27. Gov
28. Al
29. FUDU
30. Lead Pipe
31. Wab
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:15 pm

leadpipe wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
swerb wrote:Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.



Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.


What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby waborat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:21 pm

peeker643 wrote:
waborat wrote:Milton Bradley


Dick. Why don't you go back into hiding? :hide:


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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:23 pm

Equally fun this season will be coming here immediately after someone fucks up, to cheer on whomever owns said fuckup.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby LarsHancock » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:30 pm

swerb wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
swerb wrote:Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.



Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.


What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

I think some of our draft picks are disqualified already then. Marijuanavich - didn't do five years (just read his Wiki page... holy crap what a train wreck of a person). Lawrence Phillips should be eligible if he's not dead. Just checked... holy crap - he's in jail for the next 20 years, minimum, and that's if they parole him as early as possible. Could get shanked in the exercise yard still? Murder another inmate? I think we should be able to gamble on one of these outcomes...

I say any first round pick is fair game in addition to the 5 year guys
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:47 pm

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:53 pm

LarsHancock wrote:
swerb wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
swerb wrote:Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.



Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.


What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

I think some of our draft picks are disqualified already then. Marijuanavich - didn't do five years (just read his Wiki page... holy crap what a train wreck of a person). Lawrence Phillips should be eligible if he's not dead. Just checked... holy crap - he's in jail for the next 20 years, minimum, and that's if they parole him as early as possible. Could get shanked in the exercise yard still? Murder another inmate? I think we should be able to gamble on one of these outcomes...

I say any first round pick is fair game in addition to the 5 year guys

I like it. That's fair.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby swerb » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:54 pm

1. Lubber - Kenny Britt
2. Mo - Rolando McClain
3. Gov - Terrell Owens
4. Al - Dez Bryant
5. FUDU - The Honey Badger
6. Lead Pipe - Refridgerator Perry
7. Wab - Titus Young
8. Swerb - Nick Fairley
9. Lars - Alex Rodriguez
10. Scott - Marshawn Lynch
11. Pup - Ndamukong Suh
12. Peeker- Dwight Gooden

13. Peeker- Todd Marinovich
14. Pup - Delonte West
15. Scott - Josh Hamilton
16. Lars - Vontaze Burfict
17. Swerb - Pac Man Jones
18. Wab - Milton Bradley
19. Lead Pipe - Jerramy Stevens
20. FUDU - Manny Ramirez
21. Al - LeSean McCoy
22. Gov - Allen Iverson
23. Mo - Shawnee Merriman
24. Lubber

25. Lubber
26. Mo
27. Gov
28. Al
29. FUDU
30. Lead Pipe
31. Wab
32. Swerb
33. Lars
34. Scott
35. Pup
36. Peeker
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby leadpipe » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:23 pm

swerb wrote:
LarsHancock wrote:
swerb wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
swerb wrote:Honey Badger is legit. DI college player getting ready to enter the NFL Draft.

Like the Josh Hamilton pick. Big contract now in hand and behind him, if dude falls off the wagon, he could start racking up points like a pinball machine. Totally had him targeted as a sleeper mid round pick.



Me too, I was hoping to snag him in the third and send Lars to be his accountabilibuddy.


What about guys that were high profile college players, in big time programs, but didn't last 5 years in the pros?

If they went pro, they had to play 5 years in the pros.

I think some of our draft picks are disqualified already then. Marijuanavich - didn't do five years (just read his Wiki page... holy crap what a train wreck of a person). Lawrence Phillips should be eligible if he's not dead. Just checked... holy crap - he's in jail for the next 20 years, minimum, and that's if they parole him as early as possible. Could get shanked in the exercise yard still? Murder another inmate? I think we should be able to gamble on one of these outcomes...

I say any first round pick is fair game in addition to the 5 year guys

I like it. That's fair.


Just tryin' to shoehorn Marcus Vick onto my squad.

Maybe in future years...if he's still alive.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby waborat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:30 pm

Holy slow gin, 1 friggin pick in the past 24 hrs...

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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby scott » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:36 pm

gotribe31 wrote:Even though he deleted his twitter account, I'll take LeSean McCoy.


Picking a guy whose nickname is 'Shady' is never a bad idea.
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

Unread postby Lubber » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:38 pm

2nd round - Barret Robbins

3rd round - Alonzo Spellman
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Re: 1st Annual TCF Player Misconduct Pool

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