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So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby pup » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:36 am

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Kwame-Harris-charged-with-felony-abuse-4230112.php


Not that there is anything wrong with it...
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby bookelly » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:49 am

I hope nobody tries to soy sauce his rice in prison. Apparently he doesn't enjoy that.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:16 pm

First gay ex-NFL player or first gay ex-NFL player to beat the crap out of his boyfriend in a Chinese restaurant in San Fran?

Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a fair amount of gay ex-NFL players already.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby pup » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:27 pm

Hikohadon wrote:First gay ex-NFL player or first gay ex-NFL player to beat the crap out of his boyfriend in a Chinese restaurant in San Fran?

Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a fair amount of gay ex-NFL players already.


Out?
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:30 pm

If you are going to have that obnoxious sig Pup you could at least update it with end of the year stats. June 14th is not a day that deserves to live in infamy.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:47 pm

Soy Sauce and Underpants will make for a fine fantasy football team name next year.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:07 pm

pup wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:First gay ex-NFL player or first gay ex-NFL player to beat the crap out of his boyfriend in a Chinese restaurant in San Fran?

Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a fair amount of gay ex-NFL players already.


Out?


I don't know, I haven't kept track.

That guy's only out because he committed a crime on his boyfriend. Probably dozens of others that didn't lose their shit over soy sauce and are blissfully eating Chinese with their boyfriends right now.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby pup » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:24 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
pup wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:First gay ex-NFL player or first gay ex-NFL player to beat the crap out of his boyfriend in a Chinese restaurant in San Fran?

Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a fair amount of gay ex-NFL players already.


Out?


I don't know, I haven't kept track.

That guy's only out because he committed a crime on his boyfriend. Probably dozens of others that didn't lose their shit over soy sauce and are blissfully eating Chinese with their boyfriends right now.


Which is the question. Is he the first former NFL player to be out?

Obviously he is the first NFL player to be outed because of Soy Sauce. Chinese Food and underwear.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby Hikohadon » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:31 pm

pup wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
pup wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:First gay ex-NFL player or first gay ex-NFL player to beat the crap out of his boyfriend in a Chinese restaurant in San Fran?

Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a fair amount of gay ex-NFL players already.


Out?


I don't know, I haven't kept track.

That guy's only out because he committed a crime on his boyfriend. Probably dozens of others that didn't lose their shit over soy sauce and are blissfully eating Chinese with their boyfriends right now.


Which is the question. Is he the first former NFL player to be out?

Obviously he is the first NFL player to be outed because of Soy Sauce. Chinese Food and underwear.


I thought there were others, but, like I said, I haven't kept track.

A quick google search brings up Wade Davis, Esera Tuaolo, David Kopay, and Roy Simmons. Big names, all.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:21 pm

Curtis Dickey blew in my ear during a game when I was working sidelines. Now, he was crazier than a shithouse rat and maybe 100% not gay, but then again maybe he was the first.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby Lubber » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:26 pm

Could be a 1st round pick tonight.
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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:35 pm

peeker643 wrote:Curtis Dickey blew in my ear during a game when I was working sidelines. Now, he was crazier than a shithouse rat and maybe 100% not gay, but then again maybe he was the first.


Was his helmet on or did he take it off? This is an important distinction.

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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:10 pm

mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Curtis Dickey blew in my ear during a game when I was working sidelines. Now, he was crazier than a shithouse rat and maybe 100% not gay, but then again maybe he was the first.


Was his helmet on or did he take it off? This is an important distinction.

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Re: So, ummm, Is this the 1st of these?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:22 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Curtis Dickey blew in my ear during a game when I was working sidelines. Now, he was crazier than a shithouse rat and maybe 100% not gay, but then again maybe he was the first.


Was his helmet on or did he take it off? This is an important distinction.

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Maybe he just thought Peek was a girl


Hummm...isn't peeks bald?

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