No Holds Barred

by **gotribe31** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:57 pm

I'm picturing Mother stumbling out of the muni lot, getting a ride to his practice and sobbing while perfoming unnecessary procedures on his patients.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/De ... 57651.html

by **motherscratcher** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:09 pm

Yeah, man...you can't do that. That's not good.

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:16 pm

Of course you can perform fake Dr. procedures while drunk.

Dentists don't actually *do* anything of note.

Not Guilty.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:18 pm

Mother is a high quality person and I wish him well in his life journeys.

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:22 pm

Why would you suck up to a mentally disabled dentist?

Or did you get in trouble for being mean to handicapped kids before and have to play *nice* now?

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:27 pm

You have a very surly disposition.

by **swerb** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:01 pm

e0y = anti-dentite

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:26 pm

swerb wrote:e0y = anti-dentite

KILL ALL THE DENTISTS!#%!!

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:39 pm

Apparel we all should be buying to support the anti-dentite cause!

http://www.zazzle.com/myshirtsucks/gift ... 0562576734

I-Phone cases, T-Shirts, etc!

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:54 pm

Light reading:

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:08 pm

SMH @ mother:

by **bookelly** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:28 pm

That is one of the scariest pictures I've ever seen. On so many levels.

by **motherscratcher** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:29 pm

WTF, they told me they gave me all of the copies of that.

by **motherscratcher** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:32 pm

BTW, I had never for one second pretended that you couldn't train monkey to do what I do.

One thing ill never understand, though, is the undeniable fact that the people who hate the dentist the most neglect their oral hygiene the worst. Makes no sense to me.

Ill bet e0y cries like a pussy when he gets a shot.

by **e0y2e3** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:44 pm

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:40 am

Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.

by **Love child of shawn kemp** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:23 am

I have been a practicing drunk for years.

by **Larvell Blanks** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:40 am

other than gouging my eyes out, how do I unsee that bunny picture. Even staring at bookelly's avatar for hours on end can't erase it

by **pod2dawg** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:12 pm

Mother, I got a friend that his group of crazies believe root canals are the root of all evil & metal placed in teeth caus major health issues. What up?

thanks,

medical science liaison

by **e0y2e3** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:22 pm

pod,

Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Sincerely,

Alex Jones #1 Fan

PS: You don't even want me to get started on what the flouride the gov't puts in our water is for....

by **Erie Warrior** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:27 pm

It is also true that, along with root canals, removing wisdom teeth is an unnecessary surgery.

Fo reals.

by **peeker643** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:30 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Never had a cavity so never had a filling. Not because of anything other than the fear of what e0y2e3 says here.

The rest of me is falling apart. Teeth are like rocks. :thumb up:

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:40 pm

You would make a shitty Batman.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:13 pm

I wouldn't trust motherscratcher. He strikes me as the kind of dentist you'd go to saying, "I need a cavity filled" and come out walking funny.

And no, you assholes, I don't know from personal experience.

by **e0y2e3** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:18 pm

skatingtripods wrote:I met the hairy backed bunny dentist.

Sorry to hear that tripods. I hear they have group therapy available for people that have experienced that kind of trauma.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:19 pm

Al is the main concern. he works for the government. He puts the fluoride in the water, the chem in the trails, and he has access to HAARP.

Fucking NWO twat.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:54 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I met the hairy backed bunny dentist.

Sorry to hear that tripods.

It's alright. I have to say, for as much of a dick as you can be, your father was a very nice guy.

by **pod2dawg** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:45 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:pod,

Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Sincerely,

Alex Jones #1 Fan

PS: You don't even want me to get started on what the flouride the gov't puts in our water is for....

f%%^ing dentists.....I knew it.

by **gotribe31** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:11 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Al is the main concern. he works for the government. He puts the fluoride in the water, the chem in the trails, and he has access to HAARP.

Fucking NWO twat.

Sorry, that's not my department. I do the mind control formula for the flu shots.

by **FUDU** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:22 am

I'll have you guys know mo gave me very sound professional dental advice not so long ago, that was consistent with my own dentist's advice.

mo knows teeth.

by **Rat_Tail** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:58 pm

Is that the same guy who did this?

http://www.geekosystem.com/girls-teeth-capped-in-silver/

Erie Warrior wrote:It is also true that, along with root canals, removing wisdom teeth is an unnecessary surgery.

Fo reals.

How so?

by **motherscratcher** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:02 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:pod,

Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Sincerely,

Alex Jones #1 Fan

PS: You don't even want me to get started on what the flouride the gov't puts in our water is for....

As if everyone is so interested in where you are all day. If someone wants to find you they just have to follow the trail of nutella to the skinny jeans store.

by **motherscratcher** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:02 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:It is also true that, along with root canals, removing wisdom teeth is an unnecessary surgery.

Fo reals.

by **motherscratcher** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:03 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:Is that the same guy who did this?

http://www.geekosystem.com/girls-teeth-capped-in-silver/

This story is retarded for a variety of reasons.

by **motherscratcher** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:05 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.

Fuckin' A! I'll be your superhero sidekick.

We need to think of a cool name.

by **dmiles** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:39 am

When is that damn pill supposed to come out? Christ been hearing about it for years, are they actually testing it on little brown people in some country that nobody cares about before putting dentists out of work? Ah hell with it one of my best friends is a dentist, with young-uns, I'll keep paying (since driving to Tijuana is no longer an option)

by **bookelly** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:11 am

Sucks that I know a Dentist, but he's several thousand miles away. I may have to co-ordinate a summer trip around a dental/tribe visit. Should be about the same amount of pain.

by **gotribe31** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:27 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.

Fuckin' A! I'll be your superhero sidekick.

We need to think of a cool name.

Honey and the Beeze

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:58 am

Government Stooge would be yours. We all know what you're up to. Making cops grow insidious mustaches before they carry out the globalists' orders.

by **FUDU** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:04 am

mo take your middle name and the name of your street, that is your super hero sidekick nickname.

by **pup** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:46 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.

Fuckin' A! I'll be your superhero sidekick.

We need to think of a cool name.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:04 pm

nononono

CDT is on the right:

(Kick Ass 2 is finally filming and I'm EXCITED)

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:27 pm

HUUURRRRRRRR DA DURRRRRRRRRRR! You're just jealous that I didn't pick you to be my sidekick.

Sadly, the power to hate on everyone and everything is not very useful.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:30 pm

At least I gave you the actual bad-ass of the two. That girl ravages hell.

by **gotribe31** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:53 pm

I think it's cute how much e0 flirts with Mother. He's like a smitten 3rd grader.

by **FUDU** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:11 pm

CDT & Novocaine (we'll call him Caine for short).

Painlessly fighting crime in a neighborhood near you.

OR we can just go with this:

We can let them decide who gets the ability to turn into any state of water.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:15 pm

Don't know how I fucked up and didn't go here first:

And only you make my heart pitter patter Al.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:52 pm

I was waiting to see how long it would take some comedic genius to post Ace and Gary. I had Rattail at 10:30.

Pretty close

by **Erie Warrior** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:55 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
As if everyone is so interested in where you are all day. If someone wants to find you they just have to follow the trail of nutella to the skinny jeans store.

Eyo is short for Eurotrash?

How long until Skoal is endorsed by the ADA? What if they added flouride to it?

by **Hikohadon** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:25 pm

If Mo is going to be a Superhero, this would be his movie.

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