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Unread postby gotribe31 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:57 pm

I'm picturing Mother stumbling out of the muni lot, getting a ride to his practice and sobbing while perfoming unnecessary procedures on his patients.

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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:09 pm

Yeah, man...you can't do that. That's not good.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:16 pm

Of course you can perform fake Dr. procedures while drunk.

Dentists don't actually *do* anything of note.

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:18 pm

Mother is a high quality person and I wish him well in his life journeys.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:22 pm

Why would you suck up to a mentally disabled dentist?

Or did you get in trouble for being mean to handicapped kids before and have to play *nice* now?
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:27 pm

You have a very surly disposition.
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Unread postby swerb » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:01 pm

e0y = anti-dentite
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:26 pm

swerb wrote:e0y = anti-dentite


:salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute:

KILL ALL THE DENTISTS!#%!!
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:39 pm

Apparel we all should be buying to support the anti-dentite cause!

http://www.zazzle.com/myshirtsucks/gift ... 0562576734

I-Phone cases, T-Shirts, etc!
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:54 pm

Light reading:

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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:08 pm

SMH @ mother:

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Unread postby bookelly » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:28 pm

That is one of the scariest pictures I've ever seen. On so many levels.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:29 pm

WTF, they told me they gave me all of the copies of that.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:32 pm

BTW, I had never for one second pretended that you couldn't train monkey to do what I do.

One thing ill never understand, though, is the undeniable fact that the people who hate the dentist the most neglect their oral hygiene the worst. Makes no sense to me.

Ill bet e0y cries like a pussy when he gets a shot.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:44 pm

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:40 am

Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

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Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:23 am

I have been a practicing drunk for years.
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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:40 am

other than gouging my eyes out, how do I unsee that bunny picture. Even staring at bookelly's avatar for hours on end can't erase it
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Unread postby pod2dawg » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:12 pm

Mother, I got a friend that his group of crazies believe root canals are the root of all evil & metal placed in teeth caus major health issues. What up?

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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:22 pm

pod,

Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Sincerely,

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PS: You don't even want me to get started on what the flouride the gov't puts in our water is for....
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:27 pm

It is also true that, along with root canals, removing wisdom teeth is an unnecessary surgery.

Fo reals.
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e0y2e3 wrote:Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.


Never had a cavity so never had a filling. Not because of anything other than the fear of what e0y2e3 says here.

The rest of me is falling apart. Teeth are like rocks. :thumb up:
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:40 pm

You would make a shitty Batman.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:13 pm

I wouldn't trust motherscratcher. He strikes me as the kind of dentist you'd go to saying, "I need a cavity filled" and come out walking funny.

And no, you assholes, I don't know from personal experience.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:18 pm

skatingtripods wrote:I met the hairy backed bunny dentist.


Sorry to hear that tripods. I hear they have group therapy available for people that have experienced that kind of trauma.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:19 pm

Al is the main concern. he works for the government. He puts the fluoride in the water, the chem in the trails, and he has access to HAARP.

Fucking NWO twat.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:54 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I met the hairy backed bunny dentist.


Sorry to hear that tripods.


It's alright. I have to say, for as much of a dick as you can be, your father was a very nice guy.
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Unread postby pod2dawg » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:45 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:pod,

Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Sincerely,

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PS: You don't even want me to get started on what the flouride the gov't puts in our water is for....


f%%^ing dentists.....I knew it.
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Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:11 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Al is the main concern. he works for the government. He puts the fluoride in the water, the chem in the trails, and he has access to HAARP.

Fucking NWO twat.


Sorry, that's not my department. I do the mind control formula for the flu shots.
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Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:22 am

I'll have you guys know mo gave me very sound professional dental advice not so long ago, that was consistent with my own dentist's advice.

mo knows teeth.
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Unread postby Rat_Tail » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:58 pm

Is that the same guy who did this?

http://www.geekosystem.com/girls-teeth-capped-in-silver/

Erie Warrior wrote:It is also true that, along with root canals, removing wisdom teeth is an unnecessary surgery.

Fo reals.


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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:02 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:pod,

Everyone knows that all dentists were commisioned by the gov't to implant tracking devices in our fillings so that they can more easily track us down when the GOV'T decides to march us all to the FEMA death camps.

Sincerely,

Alex Jones #1 Fan

PS: You don't even want me to get started on what the flouride the gov't puts in our water is for....


As if everyone is so interested in where you are all day. If someone wants to find you they just have to follow the trail of nutella to the skinny jeans store.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:02 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:It is also true that, along with root canals, removing wisdom teeth is an unnecessary surgery.

Fo reals.


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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:03 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:Is that the same guy who did this?

http://www.geekosystem.com/girls-teeth-capped-in-silver/


This story is retarded for a variety of reasons.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:05 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.


Fuckin' A! I'll be your superhero sidekick.

We need to think of a cool name.
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Unread postby dmiles » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:39 am

When is that damn pill supposed to come out? Christ been hearing about it for years, are they actually testing it on little brown people in some country that nobody cares about before putting dentists out of work? Ah hell with it one of my best friends is a dentist, with young-uns, I'll keep paying (since driving to Tijuana is no longer an option)
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Unread postby bookelly » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:11 am

Sucks that I know a Dentist, but he's several thousand miles away. I may have to co-ordinate a summer trip around a dental/tribe visit. Should be about the same amount of pain.
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Unread postby gotribe31 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:27 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.


Fuckin' A! I'll be your superhero sidekick.

We need to think of a cool name.


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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:58 am

Government Stooge would be yours. We all know what you're up to. Making cops grow insidious mustaches before they carry out the globalists' orders.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:04 am

mo take your middle name and the name of your street, that is your super hero sidekick nickname.
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motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Don't worry, Mother. e0y is just a h8er. If I was a superhero, you could be my sidekick.

In other news, Pup's company kidnapped the Dutch Boy and is holding him for $1,000,000 ransom.


Fuckin' A! I'll be your superhero sidekick.

We need to think of a cool name.


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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:04 am

nononono

CDT is on the right:

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:27 am

HUUURRRRRRRR DA DURRRRRRRRRRR! You're just jealous that I didn't pick you to be my sidekick.

Sadly, the power to hate on everyone and everything is not very useful.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:30 am

At least I gave you the actual bad-ass of the two. That girl ravages hell.
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Unread postby gotribe31 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:53 am

I think it's cute how much e0 flirts with Mother. He's like a smitten 3rd grader.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:11 pm

CDT & Novocaine (we'll call him Caine for short).

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OR we can just go with this:

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We can let them decide who gets the ability to turn into any state of water.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:15 pm

Don't know how I fucked up and didn't go here first:

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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:52 pm

I was waiting to see how long it would take some comedic genius to post Ace and Gary. I had Rattail at 10:30.

Pretty close
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Re: Motherscratcher says "so what?"

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:55 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
As if everyone is so interested in where you are all day. If someone wants to find you they just have to follow the trail of nutella to the skinny jeans store.


Eyo is short for Eurotrash?

How long until Skoal is endorsed by the ADA? What if they added flouride to it?
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Re: Motherscratcher says "so what?"

Unread postby Hikohadon » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:25 am

If Mo is going to be a Superhero, this would be his movie.

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