Cleveland Browns & The NFL

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:50 pm

Cincy versus Houston.

QB With No Chance Of Ever Winning A SB vs. QB With No Chance Of Ever Winning A SB.

First one to pick each of the following QB's gets $100 from me if they ever win a SB (as a starting QB, not the way Bernie won his):

Matt Schaub
Andy Dalton
Joe Flacco
Christian Ponder
Matt Ryan (guessing he'll be the first off the board)

Edit - The contest looks like this:

Andrew - Matt Ryan
Bac - Matt Schaub
Lubber - Joe Flacco
Mo - Christian Ponder
No one - Andy Dalton (he has been cancelled due to lack of interest)

by **andrew6586** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:56 pm

I'll take Ryan.

by **bac5665** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:05 pm

I'll take Schaub, why not

by **Lubber** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:22 pm

Flacco and he wins it this year

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:24 pm

Flacco

Edit: screw you Lubber

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:26 pm

Christian Steele

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:36 pm

Awesome that no one wants to take Dalton, even for free.

Meaning there are way more views than posts, so a bunch of people determined Dalton wasn't worth the effort of moving their fingers from their mouse to their keyboard.

by **andrew6586** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:11 pm

Hikohadon wrote:Awesome that no one wants to take Dalton, even for free.

Meaning there are way more views than posts, so a bunch of people determined Dalton wasn't worth the effort of moving their fingers from their mouse to their keyboard.

Who uses a computer anymore? Take a nap grandpa.

by **leadpipe** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:22 pm

Lubber wrote:Flacco and he wins it this year

They'd have to have home field. Flacco is awful on the road.

Manning can win in New England and Brady can win in Denver.

Flacco has a hard time in Tennessee.

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:23 pm

andrew6586 wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:Awesome that no one wants to take Dalton, even for free.

Meaning there are way more views than posts, so a bunch of people determined Dalton wasn't worth the effort of moving their fingers from their mouse to their keyboard.

Who uses a computer anymore? Take a nap grandpa.

Fair enough. Move their fingers from one part of the screen to another.

Perhaps even worse.

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:29 pm

BTW - 4th and 11 in a Playoff game, and you throw a 6 yard pass.

God bless the West Coast Offense.

by **leadpipe** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:05 pm

Hikohadon wrote:BTW - 4th and 11 in a Playoff game, and you throw a 6 yard pass.

God bless the West Coast Offense.

Weedenesque.

Check out the last 8 games the Bengals played.

And sparks were flyin' in a Kubiak/Marvin Lewis match of wits.

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:27 pm

The QB that the Browns should be acquiring to run the Chip Kelly Magic Offense is playing in tonight's game.

by **bookelly** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:47 pm

Hikohadon wrote:The QB that the Browns should be acquiring to run the Chip Kelly Magic Offense is playing in tonight's game.

I hope you mean Rogers. Webb has a suspect arm no?

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:48 pm

bookelly wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:The QB that the Browns should be acquiring to run the Chip Kelly Magic Offense is playing in tonight's game.

I hope you mean Rogers. Webb has a suspect arm no?

For a team discussing installing Colt McCoy in the starting role?

His arm is a fuckin' cannon.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:49 pm

The Jay Gruden consolation prize is looking fantastic.

by **e0y2e3** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:55 pm

Hiko, that Colt rumor is about as credible as motherscratcher. You know it too.

by **justmebd** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:01 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
bookelly wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:The QB that the Browns should be acquiring to run the Chip Kelly Magic Offense is playing in tonight's game.

I hope you mean Rogers. Webb has a suspect arm no?

For a team discussing installing Colt McCoy in the starting role?

His arm is a fuckin' cannon.

Funny, I was watching Webb scramble and said, "I wonder if the Browns will try and get him if they close the deal with Kelly?"

If the Browns do get Kelly, just think how good RGIII would look. Christ that pisses me off Holmgren/Heckert cocked that up.

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:05 pm

I've seen enuff of Webb

I'd just as soon see Josh Johnson

by **andrew6586** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:08 pm

Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 wrote:I've seen enuff of Webb

I'd just as soon see Josh Johnson

Lord knows you haven't seen enough of a spelling and grammar book :hide:

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:20 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Hiko, that Colt rumor is about as credible as motherscratcher. You know it too.

It's a brave new world where you trust the Browns brass more than I do.

Webb looked pretty good last year/2 years ago, but ugh tonight.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:23 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Hiko, that Colt rumor is about as credible as motherscratcher. You know it too.

Less. I'm still waiting for someone to exain to me why anyone on the Browns would say that to Colt even if they thought it. What possible incentive was there to tell Colt he's "in the plans". It never made sense.

Edit: I almost forgot to tell you to go fuck yourself

by **mattvan1** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:29 pm

Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:38 pm

mattvan1 wrote:Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

Agree, terrible games yesterday. Would've been much better to see the Giants or even the Cowboys claim that last WC spot over Minny, who was going down hard Ponder or no Ponder.

I want to say that next weekend should be better, but that HOU at NE game might have a 20 point spread.

by **leadpipe** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:46 pm

mattvan1 wrote:Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

Spoken in my best Ray Lewis whisper;"Today is more thana game Matt. Today we goin' to war. In any war, you put your back to mine, and I put my bacl to yours, and we do what we gotta do."

"With the exception of a crminal trial, in that war it's prudent to throw your boys under the bus. Ray Lewis can do this and still be considered a man's man."

by **pod2dawg** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:03 pm

What are " Playoffs" ?

by **mattvan1** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:03 pm

leadpipe wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

Spoken in my best Ray Lewis whisper;"Today is more thana game Matt. Today we goin' to war. In any war, you put your back to mine, and I put my bacl to yours, and we do what we gotta do."

"With the exception of a crminal trial, in that war it's prudent to throw your boys under the bus. Ray Lewis can do this and still be considered a man's man."

I deliberately left the TV off all morning - might just watch without sound.

by **pod2dawg** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:25 pm

leadpipe wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

Spoken in my best Ray Lewis whisper;"Today is more thana game Matt. Today we goin' to war. In any war, you put your back to mine, and I put my bacl to yours, and we do what we gotta do."

"With the exception of a crminal trial, in that war it's prudent to throw your boys under the bus. Ray Lewis can do this and still be considered a man's man."

"And if you get blood on your white suit/uniform.......lose it."

by **justmebd** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:32 pm

pod2dawg wrote:
leadpipe wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

Spoken in my best Ray Lewis whisper;"Today is more thana game Matt. Today we goin' to war. In any war, you put your back to mine, and I put my bacl to yours, and we do what we gotta do."

"With the exception of a crminal trial, in that war it's prudent to throw your boys under the bus. Ray Lewis can do this and still be considered a man's man."

"And if you get blood on your white suit/uniform.......lose it."

Boomer Esiason was the only one man enough to remind everyone Lewis got away with murder by pleading down to Obstruction.

If I ever get in trouble, I want his lawyer.

If I were still a reporter, I'd open every postgame interview with Lewis by asking, "Where's that white suit you were wearing when you killed that guy? I'm sorry, 'allegedly' killed that guy and got away with it."

by **FUDU** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:45 pm

Colt is very much in the Browns future plans, he's going to bring the doughnuts every morning.

by **motherscratcher** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:54 pm

leadpipe wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:Comforting to see that the quality of "Wild Card Weekend" has regressed to the mean - boring games with either gross mismatches or teams that just aren't very good.

And if yesterday's shit-fest wasn't bad enough, we now get endless hours of the Ray Lewis telethon.

I would like to think that the 'Skins-Seahawks game will save the weekend, yet somehow I'm sure that will be a huge letdown.

Spoken in my best Ray Lewis whisper;"Today is more thana game Matt. Today we goin' to war. In any war, you put your back to mine, and I put my bacl to yours, and we do what we gotta do."

"With the exception of a crminal trial, in that war it's prudent to throw your boys under the bus. Ray Lewis can do this and still be considered a man's man."

That way we don't have to sleep wit our heads in the mudd.

by **mattvan1** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:17 pm

Would somebody tell Raven fan that their "whoa oh oh oh" chant stopped being cool about 2 years ago. Really need to turn down the sound.

by **Lubber** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:34 pm

According to the court of law, Lewis did not murder anybody. Hopefully he can bring home another Super Bowl trophy for himself and a $100 for Flacco and myself

Go Ravens!

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:42 pm

Lubber wrote:According to the court of law, Lewis did not murder anybody anybody. Hopefully he can bring home another Super Bowl trophy for himself and a $100 for Flacco and myself

Go Ravens!

And with that logic, POS didn't rape anybody.

If you aren't convicted, it didn't happen.

by **Lubber** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:51 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
Lubber wrote:According to the court of law, Lewis did not murder anybody anybody. Hopefully he can bring home another Super Bowl trophy for himself and a $100 for Flacco and myself

Go Ravens!

And with that logic, POS didn't rape anybody.

If you aren't convicted, it didn't happen.

You finally are seeing the light. Congrats. Although it did happen and Ray's acquaintances are the ones who got away.

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:08 pm

andrew6586 wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 wrote:I've seen enuff of Webb

I'd just as soon see Josh Johnson

Lord knows you haven't seen enough of a spelling and grammar book

Yeah n I ain't lookin fir one neither

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:10 pm

Lubber wrote:According to the court of law, Lewis did not murder anybody. Hopefully he can bring home another Super Bowl trophy for himself and a $100 for Flacco and myself

Go Ravens!

This is one of those times when wishing someone dead is an appropriate response...

Consider it done!

by **Lubber** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:19 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Flacco

Edit: screw you Lubber

One down, 3 to go.

by **leadpipe** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:41 pm

Lubber wrote:According to the court of law, Lewis did not murder anybody. Hopefully he can bring home another Super Bowl trophy for himself and a $100 for Flacco and myself

Go Ravens!

Lotta goofy things in law, but make no mistake, he'll always be guilty of being a rat.

Man's man...fighting for your brothers...blah blah blah - until the going gets tough, then you squeal like a pig.

By the way, Ravens winning it won't bother me more than anyone else. I'm old enough to realize every one of these teams is filled with fuckwads.

But the Ravens and Flacco have been as bad as anyone on the road. And Flacco and the defense are so-so. One of them has to be special if they're gonna win.

by **Triple-S** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:57 pm

leadpipe wrote:Lotta goofy things in law, but make no mistake, he'll always be guilty of being a rat.

Man's man...fighting for your brothers...blah blah blah - until the going gets tough, then you squeal like a pig.

By the way, Ravens winning it won't bother me more than anyone else. I'm old enough to realize every one of these teams is filled with fuckwads.

But the Ravens and Flacco have been as bad as anyone on the road. And Flacco and the defense are so-so. One of them has to be special if they're gonna win.

I want to print out this post and frame it.

Just kind of amazes me how everyone was just glossing him over as some sort of hero today.

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:58 pm

<---- pulling for Seattle

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:57 pm

I don't know why Seattle is trying to lose this game.

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:01 pm

I know Weeden would run downfield to block for bis RB if he could.

:pigs:

by **FUDU** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:04 pm

How fitting that TD by Lynch was from running over Hall, Hall is a trash talking punk. He and Garcon are probably great friends.

by **TouchEmAllTime** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:14 pm

RG3 as in 3 year career.

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:15 pm

Mike Shanahan is a fucking moron

rg3 should have never played the 2nd half

by **FUDU** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:19 pm

Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 wrote:Mike Shanahan is a fucking moron

rg3 should have never played the 2nd half

That's a legit question for Shanahan in the post game.

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:22 pm

Sayonara Shanhanahan.

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:32 pm

Fletcher's almost as big (figuratively) a douche as Garcon.

The NFC matchups next week are both excellent. The AFC matchups will probably both be blowouts.

by **FUDU** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:38 pm

That Skins team needs more than just RG3s football skills, it needs his demeanor and the positive attributes he brings as a man. That team is choc full of punks and bitches. RG3 seems to be quite the opposite of that.

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