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by **motherscratcher** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:47 pm

What's going on around here? Hiko, CDT, me, and now Justmebd all knocking up our lady friends lately. Spending time on this site must make the regulars especially virile.

I'll bet there's some dude in Boston married to an Eastern European housewife, who wonders why his infant son only wears skinny jeans and eats Nutella.

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:08 pm

Boys or girls?

..cuz mother you seem like a guy who has 3 girls

:thumb up:

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:59 pm

It will be boy #2

by **swerb** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:45 pm

Craziness ... I didn't think any of the regulars here ever got laid.

by **justmebd** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:05 am

It's Boy #2 for me as well, and my wife was on Birth Control when she got pregnant.

by **FUDU** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:27 pm

Congrats on the kids guys, if the board can be of any help with names let us know.

mo, what do you think of Cosmo?

by **pup** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:54 pm

Heard Mo was thinking of going with:

Puppipepeeker Scratcher

by **Larvell Blanks** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:14 pm

motherscratcher wrote:What's going on around here? Hiko, CDT, me, and now Justmebd all knocking up our lady friends lately. Spending time on this site must make the regulars especially virile.

I'll bet there's some dude in Boston married to an Eastern European housewife, who wonders why his infant son only wears skinny jeans and eats Nutella.

We're expecting our 3rd in April

:hide:

by **justmebd** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:18 pm

FUDU wrote:Congrats on the kids guys, if the board can be of any help with names let us know.

We're both of Italian descent, so we're looking at a traditional Italian name. I'm favoring Vincienzo, Santino or Vito. I know these are all Godfather movie names, but we're Italian, whatchya gonna do?

FTR, my dad wanted to name me Santino, Vito is my great grandfather's name, and I've always like the name "Vincienzo."

by **FUDU** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:59 pm

If you name him Santino you know he's destined to be a bad ass, no different than a kid named Jeeves is destined to be a butler.

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:24 pm

motherscratcher wrote:It will be boy #2

'mo-stud

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:26 pm

justmebd wrote:
FUDU wrote:Congrats on the kids guys, if the board can be of any help with names let us know.

We're both of Italian descent, so we're looking at a traditional Italian name. I'm favoring Vincienzo, Santino or Vito. I know these are all Godfather movie names, but we're Italian, whatchya gonna do?

FTR, my dad wanted to name me Santino, Vito is my great grandfather's name, and I've always like the name "Vincienzo."

Gianmarco = Gianni

by **Fire Marshall Bill 2.0** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:27 pm

pup wrote:Heard Mo was thinking of going with:

Puppipepeeker Scratcher

I heard eyeore

by **skatingtripods** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:20 pm

pup wrote:Heard Mo was thinking of going with:

Puppipepeeker Scratcher

Mark Shapiro Kramer has a nice ring to it.

by **idoctribefan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:16 am

justmebd wrote:It's Boy #2 for me as well, and my wife was on Birth Control when she got pregnant.

She pulled the goalie on you.

by **justmebd** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:50 pm

idoctribefan wrote:
justmebd wrote:It's Boy #2 for me as well, and my wife was on Birth Control when she got pregnant.

She pulled the goalie on you.

More like the doctor did. She had her thyroid medication adjusted. No biggie, it beat our timetable by about six months but it'll work out ok.

I'm looking forward to the first time I get to yell at one of them while saying, "Don't be mean to your brother!!"

by **Jumbo** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:12 pm

#2 for us is arriving in May.

by **Orenthal** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:10 pm

Mo's kid... Herbie?

by **motherscratcher** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:06 pm

Orenthal wrote:Mo's kid... Herbie?

HerMie

Get it right.

by **Larvell Blanks** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:48 pm

Larvell Blanks wrote:

We're expecting our 3rd in April

Found out this morning another boy!

and Mo, that boy Hermie will come in handy when you run into the Christmas Bumble...or CDT, whichever

by **Orenthal** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:13 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Orenthal wrote:Mo's kid... Herbie?

HerMie

Get it right.

I saw quite a debate on this on the interwebs...

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:53 pm

My wife and I have been debating circumcision the past few days. Neither of us are really sold on the idea, but it is the social norm.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:11 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:My wife and I have been debating circumcision the past few days. Neither of us are really sold on the idea, but it is the social norm.

Just do it. He wont know a thing.

You don't want him to be the kid with the weird looking penis in the middle school locker room.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:29 pm

Yeah but I also don't want to have part of dick cut off for what appears to be no good reason.

What's the upshot?

by **peeker643** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:16 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:My wife and I have been debating circumcision the past few days. Neither of us are really sold on the idea, but it is the social norm.

I think you should be circumsized if my vote matters. And I think you should just do it at home with, oh, maybe a cheese grater.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:32 pm

A cheese grater?

by **peeker643** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:39 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:A cheese grater?

Or a butter knife. Either way...

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:43 pm

"God said to cut part of your dick off, so we better do that". Imagine the salesmanship it took to sell that fucking idea.

by **Erie Warrior** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:00 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:My wife and I have been debating circumcision the past few days. Neither of us are really sold on the idea, but it is the social norm.

Just do it. He wont know a thing.

You don't want him to be the kid with the weird looking penis in the middle school locker room.

It's brutal looking the first few weeks, but it's the right move. It's not about your idealistic notions, it's about your 12 year old son with the weird looking cock and the potential effect on his school age social and romantic experiences.

No amount of "my mom says I'm normal" can help him once the pink snuffaluffagus taunts hit the hallway.

by **swerb** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:20 pm

LOL ... what Erie said

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:39 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:My wife and I have been debating circumcision the past few days. Neither of us are really sold on the idea, but it is the social norm.

Just do it. He wont know a thing.

You don't want him to be the kid with the weird looking penis in the middle school locker room.

It's brutal looking the first few weeks, but it's the right move. It's not about your idealistic notions, it's about your 12 year old son with the weird looking cock and the potential effect on his school age social and romantic experiences.

No amount of "my mom says I'm normal" can help him once the pink snuffaluffagus taunts hit the hallway.

Where the hell did you go to school?

by **pup** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:49 pm

Erie is in the front row, second from the right.

by **FUDU** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:54 pm

This thread just got really awesome.

CDT just do it, if you or your wife are the least bit Irish it isn't going to make a difference either way.

by **peeker643** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:03 pm

FUDU wrote:This thread just got really awesome.

Nothing gets you excited like penis talk.

by **FUDU** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:07 pm

Aren't you Irish?

by **peeker643** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:22 pm

FUDU wrote:Aren't you Irish?

I'm a mutt. No idea what all's in the mix but there's some Scotch, eastern eurpoean, German and whatever else. Not actually sure if there's Irish in there or not.

I'll ask my wife. If she laughs I'll let ya know. If she cries, I'll let ya know.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:28 pm

At least you're not Macedonian, I can't stand those people.

by **FUDU** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:32 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:At least you're not Macedonian, I can't stand those people.

They're not as bad as Twinsburgers.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:37 pm

Whatever the Macedonian stance on circumcision is, i'm doing the opposite.

by **justmebd** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:41 pm

. . . yeah, I got nothing on this turn of events.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:28 pm

And now my brother and his wife are expecting their first child. WTF is going on? Everyone is knocking their wife up.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:41 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And now my brother and his wife are expecting their first child. WTF is going on? Everyone is knocking their wife up.

Hey man, I've never even met your brother's wife. So you can take your thinly veiled accusations and shove them up your ass!

Edit: after rereading CDT's post it seems there's a SLIGHT possibility I may have overreacted. If that's the case I apologize if anyone was offended.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:52 pm

lol. I'm kinda impressed you turned what I said into that joke. It's pretty good.

by **FUDU** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:47 pm

What would it take to offend CDT? I mean less than one half of one percent of the world could call him a midget.

by **skatingtripods** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:38 am

FUDU wrote:What would it take to offend CDT? I mean less than one half of one percent of the world could call him a midget.

I know what his Achilles' heel is and I would never dare try it.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:53 am

I have a lot of Achilles heels. But laying them out here would be like passing out ammo at an Al Qaeda convention. I'm not sure what that means, but fuck it, i'm gonna roll with it.

by **Erie Warrior** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:14 am

My brother-in-law's kid had to get his snipped a second time.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:29 pm

A second time? WTF?

by **Erie Warrior** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:35 pm

Apparently it grew back. Or poor craftsmanship by Shaky the Moyle.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:41 pm

I've heard what some of those fucking Rabbi do, it's disgusting and they should be in jail.

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