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Joe Thomas is....

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:05 pm

Destroying Peyton Hillis.

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#browns Joe thomas on chiefs Hillis: "the situation with him here was toxic" said better for both sides he left.


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#browns Joe thomas on Hillis: "he decided his contract was more important than him coming out and playing"


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#browns Joe thomas on Hillis: he wasn't real popular around here, the way he went about his business."


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#browns Joe thomas on Peyton hillis: "he got a lot of guidance (from teammates) but he wasn't listening"
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:11 pm

Awesome.

When Joe Thomas starts trashing you, you MUST be a royal piece of shit.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:12 pm

Also, for old time's sake...

Peyton Hillis? Fuck Peyton Hillis.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:22 pm

Hikohadon wrote:Awesome.

When Joe Thomas starts trashing you, you MUST be a royal piece of shit.


True.

I can't think of a memorable Joe Thomas quote in his entire career here and I don't even remember what he sounds like.

Yet it's on this topic where he goes off.

Funny.

And weird... I would have thought Peyton Hillis and Joe Thomas were birds of a feather until last season when Hillis went crazy. Never saw that truck coming til it hit me, backed up, then ran over me again.
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Unread postby LarsHancock » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:23 pm

Hillis is listed as Doubtful for Sunday's game because it is supposed to be chilly. The official cause was listed as "yeast infection"
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:34 pm

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#Browns left tackle Joe Thomas on Hillis: "He didn't want to be here and players didn't want him here.''


Gonna be interesting day at the yard on Sunday if Hillis plays.

I'll put the O/U on his fumbles at 1 1/2

Odds on him either not playing (game time decision) or leaving the game with some injury are -180
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Unread postby Govbarney » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:51 pm

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2012/12/cleveland_browns_joe_thomas_pe.html

Full PD article, Thomas essentially rips him a new hole. Says it effected the performance of the whole team.Which at first I questioned , but it dawned on me that its tough to win in the NFL when you don't have a RB (remember Hardesty was out most the year).
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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:07 pm

Hillis is coming back with his scary stat line

gm carries yards avg long TD
9 59 193 3.3 18 1

2010 must feel like a lifetime ago for him
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Unread postby googleeph2 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:20 pm

TJ and Usama, at least wrap up a leg. Don't just duck and brace yourself because if he jumps over you and gets behind the defense, I will hurl an invective in your direction.
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Re: Joe Thomas is....

Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:47 pm

When a guy that'd rather go fishing then be under the lights and microphones of draft day comes out at you, there's a good chance you're a douche.
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Unread postby FUDU » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:21 pm

They used to fish together, Thomas got sick of putting the worm on for Hillis.
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Unread postby comish » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:05 pm

It's OUR fault because we put him on the cover of Madden

:fu: to you Hillis.....hope somebody destroys him on the field Sunday
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Unread postby pod2dawg » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:10 pm

When Joe Thomas speaks, people listen.
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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:18 pm

LarsHancock wrote:Hillis is listed as Doubtful for Sunday's game because it is supposed to be chilly. The official cause was listed as "yeast infection"


bwah! ^^^^^^

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Unread postby Squints » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:10 pm

FUDU wrote:They used to fish together, Thomas got sick of putting the worm on for Hillis.


That is hilarious. I'm sure Hillis also put on gloves when he had to take the 6 inch sunfish that he caught off of the hook all while Joe and D'Arcy Eagan shake their heads and laugh.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:26 pm

How does someone end up naming their kid D'Arcy?
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Unread postby Squints » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:44 pm

I miss that show with D'Arcy and JT. I foolishly thought that JT ditching the draft was a bad omen like he couldn't handle the spotlight or something, obviously wrong.

I often wonder what letters the apostrophe is eliminating in D'Arcy or if it is some old Irish name. He and Butler By'not'e- that is even more of a wtf moment.
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Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:44 am

FUDU wrote:They used to fish together, Thomas got sick of putting the worm on for Hillis.


More likely that he'd fumble the worm, then blow a hammy bending over to pick it up AMIRITE

Honestly, that stat line isn't that bad; there's 8+ defenders in the box every play because they don't have a QB that can even pretend to chuck it, and a lot of those carries are in short yardage situations where you're only going to get a yard or two.

The disappointing (for Secret Agent Hillis and fantasy owners, anyway) stat is the TD's: if you were brought in to be a force at the goal line, finding it for the first time 12 weeks into the season is :lmfao:

Expect to see the same defense the Browns ran against Baltimore: lots of men in the box to stuff the run and a lot of help over the top to the opposite side of the field that Joe was on.
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Unread postby Squints » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:41 pm

Hillis compares Thomas to a "crazy ex girlfriend" on espn.com an brings up JT's contract. What an ass
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Unread postby LakeErieWarriors » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:10 pm

This time next year when quite possibly he'll be a FA with no suitors, peyton hillis will finally take the time to sit down and reflect on every stupid move that he's made over the past two years.

After that, he'll move back to Conway, AR, where his wife will divorce him, and he'll become a dickhead local cop that thinks he's in the CIA.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:18 pm

LakeErieWarriors wrote:This time next year when quite possibly he'll be a FA with no suitors, peyton hillis will finally take the time to sit down and reflect on every stupid move that he's made over the past two years.

After that, he'll move back to Conway, AR, where his wife will divorce him, and he'll become a dickhead local cop that thinks he's in the CIA.


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Unread postby swerb » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:44 pm

I still can't believe this guy was on the cover of Madden.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:33 am

LakeErieWarriors wrote:This time next year when quite possibly he'll be a FA with no suitors, peyton hillis will finally take the time to sit down and reflect on every stupid move that he's made over the past two years.

After that, he'll move back to Conway, AR, where his wife will divorce him, and he'll become a dickhead local cop that thinks he's in the CIA.

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Re: Joe Thomas is....

Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:33 am

Accidental double post.
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Re: Joe Thomas is....

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:02 pm

I don't like Hillis, he's a buttfucking quitter. But Thomas sounds like a bitch. He needed to say that when Hillis was here.
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Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:26 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't like Hillis, he's a buttfucking quitter. But Thomas sounds like a bitch. He needed to say that when Hillis was here.


Now you're talking; i'd watch a UFC PPV event with those two goofy dudes over a browns game any day.
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Unread postby pup » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:37 pm

My understanding is that all of this WAS said to Hillis while he was here. And it sent him deeper into his little bitch hole. Remember all the vets sat him down at one point?
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Re: Joe Thomas is....

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:43 pm

pup wrote:My understanding is that all of this WAS said to Hillis while he was here. And it sent him deeper into his little bitch hole. Remember all the vets sat him down at one point?



No, I don't remember that at all. I try to forget most Browns seasons.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:20 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
pup wrote:My understanding is that all of this WAS said to Hillis while he was here. And it sent him deeper into his little bitch hole. Remember all the vets sat him down at one point?



No, I don't remember that at all. I try to forget most Browns seasons.


Second Pup. They had an "intervention" with him during the season last year and several guys made similar comments to Joe's during that time period.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:24 pm

I don't remember that, but ok.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:38 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't remember that, but ok.


You were drunk that season...err...day.
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Re: Joe Thomas is....

Unread postby noles1 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:51 pm

Yeah I remembered this throughout last year.

Quick search and found this...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... -attitude/
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