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Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:21 pm

He obviously needs help so let's help him out and offer our suggestions.
Let me start with these, feel free to comment on mine, or add your own.

1. Please emphasize to the O-line "holding" is a penalty & drive killer. Practice not holding.
2. Throw the ball to tight ends & running backs more in the MIDDLE of the field where you get
mismatches.
3. Shur, "mismatch" means LB'ers trying to guard said above in space.
4. You are too predictable and I would avoid running against a 9 man box.
5. Perhaps consider on 3rd and 6's have the receives run 6-7-8 yard routes. Not 2,3, or 4 yard routes.
6. Buy Sheldon Brown a pair of heel lifts. He was one inch away from an interception which would have
stopped the Steeler first half ending drive.

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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby Squints » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:17 pm

7. Make sure your realtor lists and describes your home as "priced to sell." You have a better chance to sell it quickly and therefore you won't have extra monthly bills to pay.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby jerryroche » Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:07 pm

8. Enjoy the victory over the Steelers. It's one of the few things you'll remember with fondness about your stint as head coach of the Cleveland Browns.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby LarsHancock » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:26 pm

9. Quit while you're ahead. Hey, you're ahead now. So quit.
10. When the opposition gives you eight turnovers, try to score more than 20 points off of them. You're an "offensive guru". Figure it out - that game should have been a blowout.
11. When you have the ball with 3 minutes left in the game and a six point lead, try to win the game. Don't try to run out the clock, especially if they have three time outs left. Yeah, it worked, enjoy that nut blind squirrel.
12. Interview for college coaching vacancies now. Take one of them if stupidly offered to you. You'd make a good coach for a third tier MAC team - you and Terry Bowden could have quite the rivalry.
13. Invest your money wisely. Nobody will ever pay you this much again for any job ever.
14. When greeting people at Wal Mart, make eye contact and try not to look so vacuous.
15. Admit your limitations. Things like "motivation" and "coaching" don't work for you. Look into Amway.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby hebner20 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:47 pm

I don't have one but I bet CDT does.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby jb » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:55 pm

Stop & smell the roses. Hit as many restaraunts in Tremont as soon as possible.

Find a nice schol for your son very far from St Ed's.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby bookelly » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:32 pm

Make sure when you kick the chair out from under you, the rope is short enough your feet don't touch the ground.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby TouchEmAllTime » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:38 pm

See if Holmgren has any connections with the Seattle Sounders, since running a boring, low scoring, play not to lose offense might work well with soccer.
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby municipalmutt » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:19 pm

On your next team when you are developing a rookie QB, maybe you should open up the play book more for him. Wheel routes, hooks, curls, drags, quick outs, seams, fly patterns, posts, comebacks, etc..every possible pass play in your arsenal. and tell the fucking kid not to worry about interceptions, he gets a free pass his first year. This is the only way to know the kid's limitations. Then after evaluating this raw data on film, you can (wait for it) TAILOR THE FUCKING OFFENSE TO WHAT THE KID DOES BEST!!!
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:48 pm

I think he already tailored the offense to what he does best: throw picks and check down to the RB?

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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby Big Money Player » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:05 pm

bookelly wrote:Make sure when you kick the chair out from under you, the rope is short enough your feet don't touch the ground.


WOW! lol Yeah, you know, like the 5 yard plays you call on 3rd and 8?!?!?!?
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Re: Suggestions for SHUR.....

Unread postby FUDU » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:39 pm

jb wrote:Stop & smell the roses. Hit as many restaraunts in Tremont as soon as possible.

Find a nice schol for your son very far from St Ed's.


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