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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:44 pm

Some of the worst play calling ever. Does Chilly have any idea the goal is to get enough yardage for a first down? The Browns stink, but the coaching vomit-inducing.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby justmebd » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:47 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:Some of the worst play calling ever. Does Chilly have any idea the goal is to get enough yardage for a first down? The Browns stink, but the coaching vomit-inducing.

I love 3-yard passes on 3rd and 5. This offense is so good at getting YAC yards, it's like a no-brainer.

Fire Shurmur.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:11 pm

Phil Dawson deserves a statue. He is the only player who consistently does his job with success since they came back.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:33 pm

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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby leadpipe » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:36 pm

justmebd wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:Some of the worst play calling ever. Does Chilly have any idea the goal is to get enough yardage for a first down? The Browns stink, but the coaching vomit-inducing.

I love 3-yard passes on 3rd and 5. This offense is so good at getting YAC yards, it's like a no-brainer.

Fire Shurmur.


At some point your QB needs to understand they WANT to leave a receiver open at 5 yards on 3rd and 9. Especially when it's 3rd down in the GD red zone.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Pabo » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:01 pm

Mr. Haslam: Please take this loser organization to Los Angeles. You can probably make a go of it out there.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby jfiling » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:08 pm

Missed opportunity to go for two. Shurmur has no idea how to spark confidence in this team.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:21 pm

Everyone please turn off your sets. Remember we were winning with 1:46 left in the 3rd.
Walk away. Just walk away.

This has been a public service announcement.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:24 pm

Another quality call and throw. Swing pass for 1 yard on 2nd and 24.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:25 pm

pod2dawg wrote:Everyone please turn off your sets. Remember we were winning with 1:46 left in the 3rd.
Walk away. Just walk away.

This has been a public service announcement.


'Cause now we're going into the old "try not to lose" mode. Classic SHUR.

/3rd and 26...7 yard pass. BRILLIANT!
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:35 pm

3&21 draw. Awesome.

They lose this game for shizzle.
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Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:36 pm

3rd and 31...inside handoff.

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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby fairvis » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:37 pm

Is the 3rd and 21 draw worse or better then the 3rd and 31 draw? What the hell did our O-line change in the past 2 minutes to get like 6 holding calls against us?
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:37 pm

I really badly want to lose this game. One step closer to losing our condom.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:38 pm

This is brutal to watch. Holding on every play. Stoolers have 63 turnovers and we will still find a way to lose this.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:40 pm

bookelly wrote:I really badly want to lose this game. One step closer to losing our condom.

This is a team of condoms.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:41 pm

Look I'm no guru, but the flat pass to richardson running sideways is ok twice a game, and I get it isolating him on a LB, but why does he NEVER run a fucking iso on the LB in the middle of the field?....like every other team in H.S., college, and the N.F.L does?
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Pabo » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:47 pm

You can hear Fritz now.

"I thought our guys were ready, and they battled. We just didn't get it done."
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- J. Giambi caught stealing, catcher to third

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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:51 pm

Somebody call Dick & tell him to watch out for #83. He is a TE the steelers like to throw to him...alot.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:52 pm

And everyone can relax now. Colt is warming up.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby ClevelandFanInNewYork » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:52 pm

I can't believe that we will find a way to lose this game yet I just know that we will. McCoy warming up?!?! Oh the humanity!!!!
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:53 pm

McCoy sighting.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:54 pm

Colt's hand-off to the running back with 11 in the box look crisper than Weeden's.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:55 pm

Very crisp.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:57 pm

on a positive note we did run 13 seconds off the clock.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:57 pm

3 runs up the middle. What a fucking complete joke. They may win. But this coach is un-fucking-believable level of asshole.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:57 pm

SHUR had zero intention of trying to get a first down there. Playing for the punt. What a cock juggler.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby fairvis » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:59 pm

Seven turnovers... and this team only up by 6. Wow.
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Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:59 pm

Maybe SHUR can run 20 seconds off this time.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:59 pm

think we can hold onto it till the 2 minute warning?
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Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:00 pm

I am putting myself on suicide watch.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:01 pm

Nope
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Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:01 pm

pod2dawg wrote:think we can hold onto it till the 2 minute warning?


That was a fumble.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:03 pm

I could throw darts at a spinning wheel while blind folded and come up with better play calls han Schurmur
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Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:03 pm

WTF we get a break?
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby fairvis » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:04 pm

Holy shit, those three bullshit runs made Tomlin out of timeouts, therefore not allowing them to have a review, since it was outside of the 2 minute warning. Lucky. Even though his forward progress was stopped.
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Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:05 pm

gun in my mouth.
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Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:08 pm

WTF are they reviewing?
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Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:08 pm

spinning the chamber.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:14 pm

Didn't watch - what happened to Weeden? Or did he suck that much?
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:14 pm

So apparently we can compete against teams starting their 3rd string QB and turning the ball over 7 (correction 8) times. Otherwise, we'd be screwed.

But hey, it's a first step.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby BruceK » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:14 pm

had 'em all the way
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:15 pm

Well. There's that.

Defense played well.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby Pabo » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:15 pm

BruceK wrote:had 'em all the way


^^^
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Unread postby municipalmutt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:15 pm

Hikohadon wrote:Didn't watch - what happened to Weeden? Or did he suck that much?

Got knocked out by his own lineman. Taken out to check for concussion.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby fairvis » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:15 pm

8 turnovers. We win by 6. When the margin of victory is less then the turnover margin.... what does that mean?
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby bookelly » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:16 pm

Hikohadon wrote:Didn't watch - what happened to Weeden? Or did he suck that much?


He got sacked, and on the way down slammed his head into Joe T's leg. It snapped his head pretty hard. Hard to say if it was a concussion or a neck thing...could be both. Looked nasty.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby pod2dawg » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:18 pm

^^^^ Shurm can win em with an 8 turnover performance.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby leadpipe » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:19 pm

You know who the Browns put on notice today?

Any team that thinks they can stroll in here with a 37 year old third stringer and turn the ball over 7 times.

The Browns always crush teams in that situation.

You've been warned.
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Re: Browns vs steelers

Unread postby justmebd » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:45 pm

And the flood of whining from Steelers fans on my wife's FB already has started. I swear every single female friend she has is from Pittsburgh.

I think I need a new wife, with hot Cleveland fan friends.
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