e0y2e3 wrote:Shazier is the king of angle issues as well.
A long time ago I saw a TV show. I think it was some kind of after school special or something. On the show is a ragtag group of delinquents who hate school; ESPECIALLY MATH! We're talking Coolio levels of notgiveafuckness out of these kids, who are clearly on the wrong path. How will anyone get through to these kids?
So there's this teacher. Right away you can tell he's no ordinary teacher. For one thing, he wears jeans AND A LEATHER JACKET! For another thing he knows all of the hip lingo. But those kids aren't fooled. Not for a second! They were all like "fuck you Mr Schwartz. You can't be cool like us cuz you're OLD! And we don't need no maths sucka!"
But Mr. Schwartz was all like "watch me play pool on this pool table. I'm wearing a leather jacket."
And they were all like "you can't play pool Mr Schwartz cuz pool is for the cool kids and as has been previously established you are not cool. Cuz you're old and WE DON'T LIKE MATH!"
So Mr Schwartz was all like "watch this kids" and he made all of the shots and WON THE POOL GAME! And not only that, all of his shots were like 5 rail shots and were amazing!
And then all of the kids were like "how did you do that Mr Schwartz!? You're the best pool player in the whole world. Maybe your leather jacket is for reals!"
And Mr Schwartz was all like "you could be the best player in the universe too if you learned geometry which is math."
And the kids were all "please tell us Mr Schwartz! Please tell us about geomerty cuz we want to be the best pool player in the world JUST LIKE YOU!"
And so Mr Schwartz showed them how to calculate the angles of their shots using those diamond things on the side of the table and geometrying everything and they never missed a shot again!
And that ragtag group of delinquent kids all learned to love math all because of the cool teacher who wore the leather jacket. And I think they painted his Volkswagen Bug super awesome using the money they won hustling pool or something (or that might have been in a different show, but all of the pool stuff happened.)
I mean, can you imagine? A TEACHER in a leather jacket!?!? That's crazy!
And the whole time this girl named Wendy or something was in a dilemma because she needed an abortion.
And so I was thinking maybe it would be a good idea if Luke Fickell put on a leather jacket and played pool with Shazier so he could understand geometry. Either that or maybe try to find that old after school special to show him. It was really good and helpful!