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Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby hebner20 » Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:56 pm

No best wishes yet for such a board presence?
Perhaps this is like everyone in the dugout ignoring a rookie's first homer?
In Any event, happy birthday. Even an a-hole like you should enjoy his day. :cheers:
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby FUDU » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:01 pm



For his birthday his wife took him to the island of Misfit Toys.
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby swerb » Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:45 pm

All the effing anti-dentites on these forusm, lack of a proper acknoledgement doesn't surprise me.
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:45 am

I am the Walrus
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby pup » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:43 am

I was afraid wishing him a happy birthday would get a bill sent to my insurance.
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:23 pm

Hey, thanks fellas. It was great.

Ice cream cake.
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby peeker643 » Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:54 pm

Happy Birthday phuckweed.

Woulda expressed those happy tidings earlier but didn't feel like making the effort.
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby skatingtripods » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:41 pm

Can't believe I missed such a meaningless event. Like all those fucking Hallmark holidays.

But, while I'm here, happy birthday mscratcher.
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Re: Motherscratcher's birthday

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:40 am

I celebrated Mother's b-day by taking novocaine in large doses to make it through the Browns/Bills affair on Sunday.

I then took in a viewing of Marathon Man and remembered what evil lurks inside dentists.

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