Browns vs. Bengals Thread

[Hikohadon]

Don't know about you, but I'm going to DVR the game and watch some other games that I'm interested in but not emotionally involved with, watching the Browns later after I know what happens so as to prevent frustration.

It's early in the season to start this, but it's a beautiful day and I don't feel like darkening it.

[yogi]

I think a key will be pressure on Dalton. Im hoping Browns O picks it up. Need a little early success.

[justmebd]

I will be watching the game while drinking some Southern Tier PumKing. No matter what happens, I'll be uplifted by good brew.

Besides, I look at it this way: If Pat Shurmur continues to be Pat Shurmur, it just puts us one step closer to getting a new head coach.

I don't think I've ever bailed on a HC this fast. I gave Mangini a year. I was done with Shurmur after Week One last year. When you get caught napping the way he did, it speaks volumes.

[yogi]

wasnt that Jauron caught napping though?

I havent given up on Shurmur yet, but all the yellow flags are out. He needs to show something to us that he has promise. Dont see anything yet.

[BruceK]

$^%!#$!!!!

[justmebd]

Yep, going to finish this PumKing before the end of the 1st Quarter.

[yogi]

That was special...

[fairvis]

That didn't take long. God.

[Triple-S]

this offense is a fucking joke.

shurmer is a jackass.

[BruceK]

that punt return was a team effort - amost everyone on the Browns missed a tackle

[Commodore Perry]

Bengals 7
Phil Dawsons 3

Joe Thomas is going to have to get his act together if Weeden is going to have time to overthrow his downfield receivers.

[yogi]

Im not sure why on 1st and 20, you cant run the ball for more than a yard.

on O? baby steps anyways.

[fairvis]

Joe Thomas is going to have to get his act together if Weeden is going to have time to overthrow his downfield receivers.

Except for the time he underthrew Little. An overthrow there is a TD.

[e0y2e3]

Can someone dumb enough to be watching this game confirm if this happened:

RT @EricJRus: These refs=substitute teachers. Ref spotted the ball and Browns player picked it up & tried moved it back WOW

[LakeErieWarriors]

Lookin better than last week so far.... which isn't saying much at all

[bookelly]

I hate SHUR as much as the next guy, but he is really rocking those sunglasses. I'm feeling the coke dealer vibe.

[OldDawg]

Lookin better than last week so far.... which isn't saying much at all

Roseanne Barr looks better than we did last week.

[TouchEmAllTime]

I hate SHUR as much as the next guy, but he is really rocking those sunglasses. I'm feeling the coke dealer vibe.

He's auditioning for an assistant gig in Miami for after week 7.

[LakeErieWarriors]

I feel that the penalty for throwing a 3 yard pass on 3rd down and 6 should be... waterboarding... and nothing less.

[OldDawg]

I hate SHUR as much as the next guy, but he is really rocking those sunglasses. I'm feeling the coke dealer vibe.

His next job?

[OldDawg]

Is it a new punt return scheme to have the first guy in coverage just blatantly sprint past the returner? ... even before he catches it? Does he get bonus points for being quickest to the ball... but not for actually touching the returner?

[justmebd]

Is it a new punt return scheme to have the first guy in coverage just blatantly sprint past the returner? ... even before he catches it? Does he get bonus points for being quickest to the ball... but not for actually touching the returner?

Gameball

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

This is going to be the worst game of Buster Skrine's career

[bookelly]

It's a different D without Haden.

[LakeErieWarriors]

Fuck Marecic in the fucking ear

[justmebd]

Owen Marecic . . . what will you be doing next year? You sure as hell better not be playing for us.

[BruceK]

Marecic is the Shelly Duncan of the Browns - worthless in every way

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

Two people need to suffer career ending injuries today if the Browns are to move forward

Ben Watson and The Maricuck Express

Whre the fuck is Jordan Cameron?

[Commodore Perry]

FINALLYYYY!!!!!!

[justmebd]

Was that an actual NFL-level executed play?
Holy Shit!!!

[yogi]

I dont like these sommersaults in the EZ. But I like the reason for it.

[fairvis]

Wow... a TE screen that then opens up the draw play? Insane. T-Rich looked good there...

[TouchEmAllTime]

Can't T-Rich run into the endzone like he's been there before

[justmebd]

Skrine is just having an EPIC day. Can we go beat the shit out of Haden for being so friggin' dumb?

[bookelly]

Buster getting blown the fuck up.

[justmebd]

I should be surprised/upset by the fumble.

Yet I'm not surprised and only mildly irritated. Probably because I wasn't surprised.

EDIT: I've also moved on to Woodchuck's Fall Cider. Excellent choice!!

[bookelly]

[bookelly]

Woah woah woah...why are we not trying to score here? Isn't that the FUCKING POINT OF THE GAME!!!!

[justmebd]

Bengals should've been flagged for Unsporstmanlike Conduct for throwing the shoe. But what do I know? I'm not a replacement official.

[yogi]

Mo was out of bounds with 1:10 remaining, how did it go to 54secs? Clueless, and I mean the guy in charge of the clock.

[justmebd]

And Peyton Hillis just fumbles the ball right before halftime. Recovered by the Bills.

I may or may not be cackling in glee right now.

[bookelly]

I don't just want SHUR fired. I want to punch him in the face. With a running start.

[ShadowDawg]

At the half:
Stars:
1. T-Rich
2. WR play much better
3. Run Blocking...much more room today

Neutral:
1. Weeden 9/15 no INTs no TD's
2. Run D

Schmucks:
1. Pass D...Patterson/Scrine burnt/missed tackles; Joe you dumb @@$
2. Punt coverage team...yes one play gets you here
3. Ogbanwhatever your name is
3. Pass Blocking...Thomas/Schwartz beat repeatedly on the edge

[BruceK]

our conerbacks are like little yapping dogs chasing after cars

[yogi]

need to keep pressure on Dalton, give him no room to breathe.

[fairvis]

Need a response here... let's see if they can do it. Confidence is low...

[justmebd]

third and 13 and we throw 3 yards. Into traffic.

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

They said Weeden's throw was a little too long

I say Slow Mass is too fucking slow

[ShadowDawg]

The Browns O-Line is like my golf game...sometimes I hit my irons(pass block) well, some I hit my woods(run blocking) well...but most of the time I can't put them together!

[LakeErieWarriors]

D-Line and LB's are our only savior right now