Week 1: Browns vs Eagles

[skatingtripods]

Mike Vick is a trainwreck.

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

This team hasn't had a OL that could make 3 & 1 since Mack & Byner no matter who runs the ball

Note to Fritz....enuff of the sideline shit....attacfk the middle

[Noodle]

You HAVE to get a TD now. Throw to a TE maybe. Is Jordan Cameron even in the game? Benjamin on the outside isn't really working.

Time to get aggressive.

[fairvis]

LJ Fort. Never heard of the guy before. 2 great plays... and hopefully good enough field position to not screw this one up...

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

Thank you

[Noodle]

That slant pass has worked well for Weeden today.

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

Cool, Weeds...way to work the ump....errrr....ref

[fairvis]

Massaquoi alligator-armed that one. Ball went through his hands. And the MVP just gets it through.

[dpdad]

Eagles 10 Dawson 6. Man our offense sucks.

[yogi]

no separation against their DBs. Where are the O adjustments? Are the TE's and RBs all staying in to pass block?

[Noodle]

Eagles 10 Dawson 6. Man our offense sucks.

Just another day in Cleveland.

[BruceK]

The nitwit announcer just said that the Browns D is doing well even with Scott Fujita out. Fujita wouldn't be able to keep up with Vick and McCoy the way the young linebackers are doing.

[bookelly]

Hey guys, our coach sucks.

[dpdad]

It appears the offensive game plan is to punt and hope for a turnover.

[dpdad]

Defense running out of gas now.

[BruceK]

It appears the offensive game plan is to punt and hope for a turnover.

That might work

[Noodle]

nice pick!

[dpdad]

Of course, as soon as I say it, big play by Haden.

[Noodle]

Of course, as soon as I say it, big play by Haden.

Dammit, say some more stuff!

[fairvis]

Have to follow up on this one and get it in. Absolutely have to.

[Hikohadon]

Playcalling is awful. 1st and goal, Eagles stacking the line... let's run into it!

[Noodle]

Playcalling is awful. 1st and goal, Eagles stacking the line... let's run into it!

Anything, An option, slang pass, anything!!

[yogi]

Jordan 6'4", Gibson 6'3", why not isolate the small corner and throw a jump ball?

[dpdad]

Weeden nearly with another pick, Eagles 10 Dawson 9.

[Hikohadon]

Weeden's growing pains are gonna hurt for a while. Ugh.

[Hikohadon]

Jordan 6'4", Gibson 6'3", why not isolate the small corner and throw a jump ball?

That would make sense.

[fairvis]

Good thing I decided to pick up Dawson as my fantasy kicker. Won't get many XPs, but the FGs are adding up...

[Noodle]

Jordan 6'4", Gibson 6'3", why not isolate the small corner and throw a jump ball?

I'd rather see them them go for it then another field goal. They have to figure out how to get the ball into the endzone. This is going to be a long, losing season so might as work out the scoring scenario's so the time it takes to get good is shorter than 20 years.

[Noodle]

The defense is looking much better this year.

[yogi]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Noodle]

I thought Michael Vick learned not mess with "Dawgs."

[dpdad]

If the offense can't score TDs, then the defense will just have to score them!

[fairvis]

DQWELL!

[bookelly]

Our D is solid. Philly is a very good offense.

/Curious why we didn't go for 2? Oh yay...SHUR.

[Hikohadon]

What the fuck is going on?

[yogi]

Jordan 6'4", Gibson 6'3", why not isolate the small corner and throw a jump ball?

I'd rather see them them go for it then another field goal. They have to figure out how to get the ball into the endzone. This is going to be a long, losing season so might as work out the scoring scenario's so the time it takes to get good is shorter than 20 years.

I understand the frustration with the O, but you dont see some bright areas on this team?

I'm gonna be so interested to see our speed on D vs our division rivals.

[Noodle]

Jordan 6'4", Gibson 6'3", why not isolate the small corner and throw a jump ball?

I'd rather see them them go for it then another field goal. They have to figure out how to get the ball into the endzone. This is going to be a long, losing season so might as work out the scoring scenario's so the time it takes to get good is shorter than 20 years.

I understand the frustration with the O, but you dont see some bright areas on this team?

I'm gonna be so interested to see our speed on D vs our division rivals.

I do see many bright spots, but I have seen them before. I fear they might be mirages.

[dpdad]

To think we could of had LeShaun McCoy and picked Robiske instead...

[drum]

Our D is solid. Philly is a very good offense.

/Curious why we didn't go for 2? Oh yay...SHUR.

Yep, my 1 year old son has bigger balls. A team like this needs calls like going for two, going for it on fourth down once in a while. Show the team you believe in them.
Shurmur won't go on fourth unless they are hopelessly down with 1 minute left. Pisses me off to no end

[Noodle]

Are the gods actually rooting for Cleveland today?

[bookelly]

I falling in love with our D>

[motherscratcher]

Jordan 6'4", Gibson 6'3", why not isolate the small corner and throw a jump ball?

I'd rather see them them go for it then another field goal. They have to figure out how to get the ball into the endzone. This is going to be a long, losing season so might as work out the scoring scenario's so the time it takes to get good is shorter than 20 years.

I understand the frustration with the O, but you dont see some bright areas on this team?

I'm gonna be so interested to see our speed on D vs our division rivals.

I do see many bright spots, but I have seen them before. I fear they might be mirages.

Or migraines

[Noodle]

To think we could of had LeShaun McCoy and picked Robiske instead...

<insert gun into mouth, close eyes, exhale, and pull trigger>

[motherscratcher]

Our D is solid. Philly is a very good offense.

/Curious why we didn't go for 2? Oh yay...SHUR.

Yep, my 1 year old son has bigger balls. A team like this needs calls like going for two, going for it on fourth down once in a while. Show the team you believe in them.
Shurmur won't go on fourth unless they are hopelessly down with 1 minute left. Pisses me off to no end

Actually, I'd rather take the sure 1 there. Especially consideringnour short yardage offense so far.

[fairvis]

Bend-don't-break. Now we need a 5-6 min drive and a FG... can they do it?

[drum]

Our D is solid. Philly is a very good offense.

/Curious why we didn't go for 2? Oh yay...SHUR.

Yep, my 1 year old son has bigger balls. A team like this needs calls like going for two, going for it on fourth down once in a while. Show the team you believe in them.
Shurmur won't go on fourth unless they are hopelessly down with 1 minute left. Pisses me off to no end

Actually, I'd rather take the sure 1 there. Especially consideringnour short yardage offense so far.

actually that call didn't get me that much, as it is pretty rare, just funny that you knew he would go for 1 not two. The never going on fourth is infuriating though

[Noodle]

Brandon...quick note.

Do not throw the ball to a receiver that has not yet made it to the line of scrimmage. Wait for a positive yardage gain, then throw.

[BruceK]

ok, time for another pick

[bookelly]

Why did FOX just shit on Ohio? WTF?

[Noodle]

Aaaargh!!