Week 1: Browns vs Eagles

[yogi]

I'm ok with the TO here.

Would love to see an alley oop to Gibson.

[Noodle]

C'mon Greg...you gotta catch those!

[drum]

C'mon Greg...you gotta catch those!

Yep, that pass was right there.

[bac5665]

Well that was a hit.

Wow.

[Hikohadon]

That pick was clearly Weeden's fault. He hit Little right in the hands. Worst place to throw it to Little.

[BruceK]

biggest surprise so far has to be the pass rush

[Hikohadon]

biggest surprise so far has to be the pass rush

It's the only thing keeping them alive.

[yogi]

I really like the way th D line is playing. They look deep too!

[Noodle]

Awesome!!

[fairvis]

Whoah man... Trent knocked Coleman into next week there.

[Hikohadon]

Everyone in the universe knew they were gonna run on 3rd and 1.

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

Fuckn-aye!

T-REX!

[Noodle]

I hope that if only one highlight of the Browns makes it to SportsCenter tonight it's not Weeden getting caught under the flag.

That helmet popping off takes care of that.

[yogi]

yeah, we may just get that 1 play, cause all the rest are gonna be RG3

[Noodle]

Good thing Mangini doesn't coach the Eagles...those linemen would be running laps for weeks after this game.

[Fire Marshall Bill 2.0]

The Browns are not embarassing today

[Noodle]

It's nice to hear TV announcers talking about "McCoy" and not have it be Colt.

[Noodle]

The Browns are not embarassing today

Yet.

[fairvis]

The Browns are not embarassing today

Don't jinx them yet! Still not yet halftime!

[Noodle]

Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie?

No man should ever have his last name hyphenated.

[bac5665]

Seriously, when did we get a pass rush? Against Vick!

[fairvis]

Well, that pick was essentially a 3rd down punt.

[bac5665]

I'm really getting excited about this team. I know it's dumb. I know I shouldn't, but I'm just having fun right now.

[yogi]

another 3 and out, thats the way to stay fresh and chase down Vick

[fairvis]

Weeden just airmailed that one. Too bad, since Massaquoi was open.

[drum]

biggest surprise so far has to be the pass rush

It's the only thing keeping them alive.

Eagles penalties don't hurt either

[Hikohadon]

All right Weeden, stop imitating Colt.

[fairvis]

Shurmur gets the ball back with 1:30 left... and of course, decides to run out the clock. And Reid knows this and will be a dick to call the timeouts...

[yogi]

wouldve had the first down with a fullback that can catch

[Noodle]

Attn: Buster Skrine

You cannot defend a ball that you do not look at!!

[Noodle]

Well, at least Modell is still dead.

[fairvis]

And with 2 good throws, the Eagles take the lead. Damn.

[Noodle]

And with 2 good throws, the Eagles take the lead. Damn.

Their receivers can actually catch.

[smalls1129]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

[skatingtripods]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Weeden was sacked 34 times in his three years as starter. He could just stand back there and throw with nobody bothering him. NFL life ain't the same. Being pressured doesn't help.

[Hikohadon]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

[leadpipe]

At least the defense wasn't out there for 28 of the 30 minutes in the half on a 70 degree day.

[motherscratcher]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Maybe we should, you know, give him more than 1 half of 1 game.

[motherscratcher]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

It looks like the Eagles know exactly were everything is going before the ball is snapped.

Most of the time TR gets the handoff and runs right into a giant blob of football players. I'm not sure if this is a problem of play calling or run blocking.

[Noodle]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

It looks like the Eagles know exactly were everything is going before the ball is snapped.

Most of the time TR gets the handoff and runs right into a giant blob of football players. I'm not sure if this is a problem of play calling or run blocking.

Since when has "Metcalf up the middle" worked?

[BruceK]

Weeden doesn't look as bad if Little doesn't let the ball bounce off his hands at the 2

[motherscratcher]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

It looks like the Eagles know exactly were everything is going before the ball is snapped.

Most of the time TR gets the handoff and runs right into a giant blob of football players. I'm not sure if this is a problem of play calling or run blocking.

Since when has "Metcalf up the middle" worked?

Are you saying that Richardson is Metcalf? Or are you saying that nobody should ever run up the middle?

[Noodle]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

It looks like the Eagles know exactly were everything is going before the ball is snapped.

Most of the time TR gets the handoff and runs right into a giant blob of football players. I'm not sure if this is a problem of play calling or run blocking.

Since when has "Metcalf up the middle" worked?

Are you saying that Richardson is Metcalf? Or are you saying that nobody should ever run up the middle?

I am saying that Cleveland football has never had luck running up the middle.

[BruceK]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

It looks like the Eagles know exactly were everything is going before the ball is snapped.

Most of the time TR gets the handoff and runs right into a giant blob of football players. I'm not sure if this is a problem of play calling or run blocking.

Since when has "Metcalf up the middle" worked?

Are you saying that Richardson is Metcalf? Or are you saying that nobody should ever run up the middle?

I am saying that Cleveland football has never had luck running up the middle.

I am saying you are rather young, aren't you?

[yogi]

Ill tell you one positive note, our defense is a lot faster!

[Hikohadon]

Weeden doesn't look as bad if Little doesn't let the ball bounce off his hands at the 2

Very disappointed in him right now. Complete non-factor.

Get ready for the run for 1 yard on 1st down.

[BruceK]

Weeden doesn't look as bad if Little doesn't let the ball bounce off his hands at the 2

Very disappointed in him right now. Complete non-factor.

Get ready for the run for 1 yard on 1st down.

I am coming around to your point of you

[yogi]

Has he even had 1 play inthe shotgun?

[Noodle]

Ok, what's so special about Weeden again, really confused here, and for gods sake our OL is just not up to par

Nothing right now.

Fucking Marecic and Little sure not helping.

Eagles still stacking the line an daring to throw just like teams did with Colt. They're gonna have to pass out of it, and they're gonna have to be a lot more creative in their play calling. I've called almost every run so far.

It looks like the Eagles know exactly were everything is going before the ball is snapped.

Most of the time TR gets the handoff and runs right into a giant blob of football players. I'm not sure if this is a problem of play calling or run blocking.

Since when has "Metcalf up the middle" worked?

Are you saying that Richardson is Metcalf? Or are you saying that nobody should ever run up the middle?

I am saying that Cleveland football has never had luck running up the middle.

I am saying you are rather young, aren't you?

No, I am not. But as we have had very little luck in running up the middle for the past 20 or so years.

Jim Brown is ancient history and even the teams of the mid 80's are 30 yrs ago. What's working today? Cuz it sure as hell isn't "up the middle."

And this is just my opinion, it doesn't mean a damn thing.

[Hikohadon]

You HAVE to get a TD now. Throw to a TE maybe. Is Jordan Cameron even in the game? Benjamin on the outside isn't really working.