Next on the DFA list, Johnny Damon

[WiscTribeFan]

As per MLBtraderumors.com

Indians Designate Johnny Damon For Assignment
By Ben Nicholson-Smith [August 3 at 2:30pm CST]

The Indians announced that they designated Johnny Damon for assignment. The move creates 25-man roster space for outfielder Ezequiel Carrera, who has been recalled from Triple-A Columbus.

Kotchman can't be too far behind.

[gotribe31]

I have no idea why Carrera was called up instead of Federoff.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I have no idea why Carrera was called up instead of Federoff.

Federoff has been amazing down here too.

[skatingtripods]

Clearly I'm saddened by this.

Now I have to get to work on my next avatar.

[BruceK]

Dear Johnny,

Please take Shelly with you

Yours truly,

A fan

[OldDawg]

Huh. In baseball-speak, how many "tools" did Johnny have at this point in his career? Zero?

[pup]

Huh. In baseball-speak, how many "tools" did Johnny have at this point in his career? Zero?

Can his arm be bad enough to take him to a negative?

[motherscratcher]

Dear Johnny,

Please take Shelly with you

Yours truly,

A fan

Why would you want o get rid of Shelley now? He's got a lot of HR and RBI to go to reach 35/100. You want o drop him righ before his real production kicks in?! Glad you're not in charge.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Dear Johnny,

Please take Shelly with you

Yours truly,

A fan

Why would you want o get rid of Shelley now? He's got a lot of HR and RBI to go to reach 35/100. You want o drop him righ before his real production kicks in?! Glad you're not in charge.

You should be his dentist.

[dazindiansfanuk]

Yeah, a little surprised it's not Fedroff.

Maybe the fact that he's a lefty and Carrera can switch is the deal breaker. Also, to be fair to Zeke, he's been tearing the cover off the ball lately too.

EDIT: Carrera's a lefty too, don't know what I was thinking.

[pup]

Even when they do the right thing, they fuck it up.

[Adverb Harry]

Clearly I'm saddened by this.

Now I have to get to work on my next avatar.

Please not yet.

[Adverb Harry]

Dear Johnny,

Please take Shelly with you

Yours truly,

A fan

Why would you want o get rid of Shelley now? He's got a lot of HR and RBI to go to reach 35/100. You want o drop him righ before his real production kicks in?! Glad you're not in charge.

Damn right. September is coming. His time to shine!

[skatingtripods]

Clearly I'm saddened by this.

Now I have to get to work on my next avatar.

Please not yet.

Not a huge fan of my new one. I'll have to think up some new ideas.

[Adverb Harry]

Clearly I'm saddened by this.

Now I have to get to work on my next avatar.

Please not yet.

Not a huge fan of my new one. I'll have to think up some new ideas.

Okay...that isn't bad!

[RedDawg53]

Does Zeke have a better arm? Can his throw make it to the cutoff man?

[Dnthateonthepronk]

Does Zeke have a better arm? Can his throw make it to the cutoff man?

Wait, does Zeke even know what a cut-off man is?


Well this shows what they think of Fedroff.

[dazindiansfanuk]

Give some credit to Antonetti.... he flew out to Detroit to tell Damon face-to-face about the DFA.

Damon stunk without doubt, but he was a solid person in the clubhouse and he obviously still carries some respect around the ball club.

[dazindiansfanuk]

Awful call by Joe West.

The guy is a fuckin' 'tard!

[Pabo]

That Cleveland uniform was just too much to overcome. Watch Johnny latch on somewhere next year and hit .300.

[OldDawg]

That Cleveland uniform was just too much to overcome. Watch Johnny latch on somewhere next year and hit .300.

Ha ha.
Why didn't we try to get something for him at the trade deadline?
Ha ha!
Maybe a couple of bats, a few balls and a bag of sunflower seeds?

[Erie Warrior]

Does Zeke have a better arm? Can his throw make it to the cutoff man?

Absofuckinlutely not.

Turrible.