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Mike Polk Strikes Again
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Mike Polk Strikes Again
by skatingtripods » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:10 pm
A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Gradysmanldy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:48 pm
Guy kills it, consistently. Absolutely captures the average cleveland fan.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Adverb Harry » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:03 pm
Got to see him in person a couple months back when he opened for Jim Gaffigan. His ten-minute act was the best part of the night, and I love Jim Gaffigan, so that's saying something.
Now...who else is thinking the Indians' advertising guys are ordered to think up a new campaign for next season? There's no way they keep such an easily mocked and ridiculed one.
Now...who else is thinking the Indians' advertising guys are ordered to think up a new campaign for next season? There's no way they keep such an easily mocked and ridiculed one.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Am I Here Again? » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:14 pm
Adverb Harry wrote:Got to see him in person a couple months back when he opened for Jim Gaffigan. His ten-minute act was the best part of the night, and I love Jim Gaffigan, so that's saying something.
Now...who else is thinking the Indians' advertising guys are ordered to think up a new campaign for next season? There's no way they keep such an easily mocked and ridiculed one.
Then again, will they want to pay an ad agency to create another campaign?
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by justmebd » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:26 pm
I think Mike Polk should do the Indians ad campaign next year.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by bookelly » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:58 am
I'd comment, but I have to go take a Dolan.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by OldDawg » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:25 am
What if the Indians actually didn't try to get us to believe they were in a pennant race ... and to ignore the fact that they are closer to last place than first.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Adverb Harry » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:52 am
An early look at the next one those advertising wizards came up with.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Adverb Harry » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:37 am
Or...
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:53 pm
Fucking brilliant.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by jb » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:45 pm
Going going gone, for Polk and the ress of your posters.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:58 pm
Listen to me Randy, it doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch, if you're a Sasquatch the rules are different.- Meatwad
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by peeker643 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:16 pm
The 'What If?' shit was bad last year.
The fact they kept it because they could either not afford a new campaign or weren't creative enough to come up with one, well, that fits this fucking organization perfectly.
The fact they kept it because they could either not afford a new campaign or weren't creative enough to come up with one, well, that fits this fucking organization perfectly.
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Re: Mike Polk Strikes Again
by CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:00 am
I love CDT. I might not even be allowed in ChicFilA I love him so much.
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