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Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby dazindiansfanuk » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:48 pm

I'm sure this list didn't exist until this season - maybe I'm wrong.

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Re: Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:03 pm

Well, that explains it. I can't imagine that it's easy to play baseball when you're pregnant.
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Re: Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby Adverb Harry » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:44 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Well, that explains it. I can't imagine that it's easy to play baseball when you're pregnant.


Or clean the house. Just ask my wife.
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Re: Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:32 pm

If he was any kind of team player he would have scheduled a c section around one of his injuries.
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Re: Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby Adverb Harry » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:28 pm

motherscratcher wrote:If he was any kind of team player he would have scheduled a c section around one of his injuries.


:lmfao:

Good one!

His wife must not have wanted to wait four more days, though.
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Re: Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby bookelly » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:30 pm

If I'm a team that's gonna pay a guy 20 million dollars, he better "plan" on having his kid during the offseason.
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Re: Hafner on the paternity list

Unread postby OldDawg » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:37 am

bookelly wrote:If I'm a team that's gonna pay a guy 20 million dollars, he better "plan" on having his kid during the offseason.

Maybe the middle name of the new Hafner will be Oops.
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