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Vacation Costs

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:45 pm

I'm on vacation in Hilton Head. (My big mean German Shepherd mix stayed behind in case any of you smartasses gets any ideas).

So far, unanticipated costs are expensive Persol sunglasses lost due to a rogue wave. And a glass top for an iPad 2 cracked due to a rogue 3 year old.

AT LEAST IM DRUNK. sO THERE;S THAT.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby Squints » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:05 pm

That sucks, but other than that hope you have a good vacation. We are actually heading down there in 2 weeks. Haven't been there yet, looking forward to getting away. Have fun.
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Unread postby swerb » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:10 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I'm on vacation in Hilton Head. (My big mean German Shepherd mix stayed behind in case any of you smartasses gets any ideas)

Just put a tranquilizer dart in your dogs neck and I am on your couch drinking all your beer and ordering pay per views. Plan on snooping around the house after "Total Reball" ends in about 30 min.

And FYI, your house smells like chicken soup.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:16 pm

swerb wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:I'm on vacation in Hilton Head. (My big mean German Shepherd mix stayed behind in case any of you smartasses gets any ideas)

Just put a tranquilizer dart in your dogs neck and I am on your couch drinking all your beer and ordering pay per views. Plan on snooping around the house after "Total Reball" ends in about 30 min.

And FYI, your house smells like chicken soup.


I guess I can live with that. Just promise me you won't look in the bottom drawer of my night stand. There's some things in there I'd...well...I just as soon not have to explain those things.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:49 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I'm on vacation in Hilton Head. (My big mean German Shepherd mix stayed behind in case any of you smartasses gets any ideas).

So far, unanticipated costs are expensive Persol sunglasses lost due to a rogue wave. And a glass top for an iPad 2 cracked due to a rogue 3 year old.

AT LEAST IM DRUNK. sO THERE;S THAT.


Just got back from there last week. Wanna have some fun there? Try to find a kid with a normal name like Joe or Steve. You'll be up to you ass in "Blazes" and "Camerons"

Go back across the Bridge a few miles to Jim and Nicks BBQ. Fantastic.

And if you've got young kids, you gotta see Greg Russell M-F 7:00 at Harbourtown in Sea Pines.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:54 pm

I'll look into that LP. Thanks.

Right now I'm sitting on the balcony with a beer all by my lonesome and some wonderful 'Mericans are lighting firecrackers on the beach. I love this place.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby StewieG » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:56 pm

If you're looking to...well, drink more...Growler's Craft Beer and Ales has some pretty good beers on tap, as well as a nice selection of bottled beer.

http://www.growlerstaproom.com/
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby Squints » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:03 pm

Who is Greg Russell?
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Unread postby StewieG » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:04 pm

Squints wrote:Who is Greg Russell?


Some guy with a guitar who hangs out under some trees singing to and entertaining kids.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:09 pm

My guess is he's kind ofblike this guy:

http://www.stevesongs.com/index.php?page=about

Only not a serial killer.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:13 pm

Stewie, I saw a thing for that place yesterday. On Friday the wife and I plan to lock the boy in the bedroom with some water, a box of wheat thins, and a shitload of matchbox cars and then hit the town. That looked like a place to check out.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:32 pm

I wish you had drown in that wave that stole your sunglasses.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby leadpipe » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:52 am

StewieG wrote:
Squints wrote:Who is Greg Russell?


Some guy with a guitar who hangs out under some trees singing to and entertaining kids.


Guy has been doing it 36 years, and because of this he really isn't afraid to be "off color" a bit. Bags on all the yups....kids love him, but there's quite a bit of adult humor going on.

Don't go see the Hilton Head knock-off of this guy - who is Shannon Tanner at Shelter Cove. That guy will make you wish you didn't make it out of the ocean.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:25 am

leadpipe wrote:
StewieG wrote:
Squints wrote:Who is Greg Russell?


Some guy with a guitar who hangs out under some trees singing to and entertaining kids.


Guy has been doing it 36 years, and because of this he really isn't afraid to be "off color" a bit. Bags on all the yups....kids love him, but there's quite a bit of adult humor going on.

Don't go see the Hilton Head knock-off of this guy - who is Shannon Tanner at Shelter Cove. That guy will make you wish you didn't make it out of the ocean.


LOL - we just saw that guy, or rather heard him while we were eating. We went there to eat and see fireworks. The food was OK, the fireworks lasted all of 5 minutes (very underwhelming), and the guy singing was, well, not impressive.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:28 am

e0y2e3 wrote:I wish you had drown in that wave that stole your sunglasses.


What a mean thng to say. I'm starting to believe the things that everyone says about you...that you're mean.

It wasn't just the sunglasses either. I got saltwater in my eyes. And that kind of burned for a few seconds too. It was awful. Just awful.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:09 am

motherscratcher wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:I wish you had drown in that wave that stole your sunglasses.


What a mean thng to say. I'm starting to believe the things that everyone says about you...that you're mean.

It wasn't just the sunglasses either. I got saltwater in my eyes. And that kind of burned for a few seconds too. It was awful. Just awful.


AND, there was shrinkage.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:18 pm

Quick question- how many of yous dudes were undies when you swim?

What about if the trunks have that incredibly uncomfy nut net?
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby LakeErieWarriors » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:04 am

^^^ Have gone with the Nike shorts with undies combo. ever since like, junior high.

Way more comfortable, and if that's what you were wearing that day to begin with; don't even have to change (I'm a lazy bastard). And, chances are, you've got a much bigger selection of athletic shorts than swim trunks so there's more to choose from.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:07 pm

I gotta go commando in dark trunks and I cut out the nut net. I try to stick with thicker material to reduce the helmet outline. Just doesn't feel right, being free in the water with the boys shackled down in Davy Jones' Locker.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby LakeErieWarriors » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:57 pm

Nut net, what an awful creation.

Had to have been invented by a woman.

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Unread postby FUDU » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:44 pm

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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:21 pm

I don't mind the nut net. Wearing undies seems like unnecessary extra weight.

Why is everyone against the nut net?
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Unread postby Commodore Perry » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:47 pm

I love the nut net.

Best part of summer is walking around in your trunks before they get wet.

Supportive AND lets them breathe.... the way a man was meant to be.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:22 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I don't mind the nut net. Wearing undies seems like unnecessary extra weight.

Why is everyone against the nut net?


Too constricting.

I'm out there and loving every minute of it.

And the undies are unnecessary.
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Unread postby Squints » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:01 pm

Thanks for giving me a new term- nut net. Never put a name with that piece of matter. Just thought it was nameless like that small crease at the tip of your nose.

Got to Hilton Head Saturday afternoon and by Sat night got to visit the Hilton Head Hospital ER as we were unloading the last bit, a plastic bag split open, smashed on the pavement and then sliced the wife's foot, and she had crocs on. She's all good now. Went to the Skull Creek Boathouse on a couple recomendations, good food, better setting, good experience.

Did not know of the pro-OSU sentiment here, there is more Buckeye paraphanalia here than any other college. A pamphlet in our welcome package had the Buckeye Bar and the Browns Backers bar in it, a little touch of home here.
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Re: Vacation Costs

Unread postby StewieG » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:04 pm

Hilton Head is a huge destination for Ohio folks. You get people from all over, but Ohio always seems to dominate everyone else. Probably the reason for the OSU gear.
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