Next up ? Unicorns

[jb]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/loch-ness-monster-used-debunk-evolution-state-funded-190816504.html

[motherscratcher]

What is a bible based math book?

[Erie Warrior]

According to the Herald, one textbook, Biology 1099, reads, "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence.

Absolutely. You can eat one at any KFC in the country.

This kind of thing makes me really, really mad. This level of stupidity is difficult to beat. The Atlas of Creation is the gold standard for religious morons. Look carefully at the picture on the left. Notice anything out of place?

[motherscratcher]

Is that a fishing lure?

[Erie Warrior]

Yes.

This clearly places religious zealots and trout in the same IQ percentile.

[StewieG]

This is why I hate religitards. You want to believe that bullshit, fine. Knock yourself out. But don't push your crap on kids.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Perfect. Teaching kids how a fictional animal disproves factual science.

And pay your fucking taxes religion.

Why the fuck does a god need money anyway?

Go back to slaughtering goats for the Skyman's approval.

[motherscratcher]

While adults make up many of the visitors, the museum is full of questions and answers aimed at kids: Could this dinosaur fossil be millions of years old? ("No! The earth is just thousands of years old, so the fossils cannot be millions of years old.") What did dinosaurs eat? ("Before man's Fall, animals were vegetarians.") Is there any other evidence that dinosaurs lived after the Flood? ("Yes. Dragons may have been dinosaurs!") Did humans live with dinosaurs? ("Yes. God made Adam and Eve on the same day as land animals.")

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/creation-museum-evolves-hoping-add-life-size-ark-170347907.html

Seems reasonable.

[StewieG]

"Fundraising is really tough," Zovath said, blaming the recession.

Something tells me it's not the recession making fundraising tough.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I hate the right.

[Hikohadon]

While adults make up many of the visitors, the museum is full of questions and answers aimed at kids: Could this dinosaur fossil be millions of years old? ("No! The earth is just thousands of years old, so the fossils cannot be millions of years old.") What did dinosaurs eat? ("Before man's Fall, animals were vegetarians.") Is there any other evidence that dinosaurs lived after the Flood? ("Yes. Dragons may have been dinosaurs!") Did humans live with dinosaurs? ("Yes. God made Adam and Eve on the same day as land animals.")

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/creation-museum-evolves-hoping-add-life-size-ark-170347907.html

Seems reasonable.

Ah. That explains so many things. Like the Flintstones.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

It's ok, the Texas GOP wants to ban teaching critical thinking in public schools.

"Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority."

Because challenging fixed beliefs is a bad thing. This is how much they fear the teaching of evolution. They have to change the rules.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/blogs/ne ... -thinking/

[Spin]

I believe Amazons still exist.

[Hikohadon]

The world is flat. Otherwise you'd fall right off.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

[Spin]

That's a hell of a microphone you got there CDT, and monitors on the wall.

Hell of a setup.

[StewieG]

The fuck was that?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

That....... is Alex Jones, and he's going to lead the revolution against the New World Order and the Illuminati.

He believes the following.

9/11 was an inside job and only sheep disagree.

FEMA is setting up death camps across the country. (the same FEMA who fucked up the Katrina response).

The Bilderberg group eats roasted babies wrapped in gold foil.

Fluoride in the water is used to cause cancer. he sells contraptions that remove the fluoride for a hefty fee.

Cops with mustaches are evil (i'll re-post that video because it is fucking hilarious)

The Transformers movies are Pentagon propaganda.

The Moon landing was a hoax.

ect ect ect,........

[e0y2e3]

Alex Jones is the single worst human being in this country. He's the culmination of every single cult leader that we have ever had.

[StewieG]

Ah, he's one of them.

I'd love to see him and those Westboro fucks fight to the death.

And that video is fantastic.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

[StewieG]

Oh man...this guy...he's priceless

[Cerebral_DownTime]

If you're on Youtube, subscribe to the vilemonkey channel. That's where I get these clips.

[Hikohadon]

Too fake. Too over the top.

Worst case of "Look at me!" I've seen in a while.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Too fake. Too over the top.

Worst case of "Look at me!" I've seen in a while.

Don't tell that to his legion of sniveling peon followers.

BTW, his replacement host when AJ is out is Jason fucking Bermas from "Loose Change".

Retard central.

[Hikohadon]

Too fake. Too over the top.

Worst case of "Look at me!" I've seen in a while.

Don't tell that to his legion of sniveling peon followers.

BTW, his replacement host when AJ is out is Jason fucking Bermas from "Loose Change".

Retard central.

I wouldn't bother his followers. They're too busy watering their crops with Mt. Dew.

[e0y2e3]

Naw, his followers/The Truthers will come after you. You should have seen the shit they threatened to do to Mr. Destructo when he exposed the shit out of Ron Paul's Racist past.

Rally's followed.... etc.

These people are truly sick and there are WAY more of them then you would believe. They legitimately scare me.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I saw a guy wearing an "Investigate 9/11" shirt the other day. My instinct was to push him down a flight of stairs.

[StewieG]

Did you watch the 4th of July one? Apparently he and his "research assistant" spent a couple of days searching for gay porn. His assistant couldn't handle any more, but he kept plowing. For America, of course. What a trooper.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Did you watch the 4th of July one? Apparently he and his "research assistant" spent a couple of days searching for gay porn. His assistant couldn't handle any more, but he kept plowing. For America, of course. What a trooper.

IT'S ON THE RECORD!



BOOP!

[StewieG]

I'm curious as to what record he's referring to. I'm pretty sure his own personal diary doesn't count as "on the record".

[Spin]

According to the Herald, one textbook, Biology 1099, reads, "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence.

Absolutely. You can eat one at any KFC in the country.

This kind of thing makes me really, really mad. This level of stupidity is difficult to beat. The Atlas of Creation is the gold standard for religious morons. Look carefully at the picture on the left. Notice anything out of place?

That's not a picture of a species. That's an example of "Thou shalt not kill (live bait)".

[Spin]

That....... is Alex Jones, and he's going to lead the revolution against the New World Order and the Illuminati.

He believes the following.

Cops with mustaches are evil (i'll re-post that video because it is fucking hilarious)

What about firemen with mustaches?

[Triple-S]

I saw a guy wearing an "Investigate 9/11" shirt the other day. My instinct was to push him down a flight of stairs.

Penn Jillette told me to do the same thing at 3:00:



I ran into some dipshit truther rambling on about how it was all staged, and that the actual Flight 93 that crash landed in PA was switched with another at Hopkins Airport.

His proof? The fact that there was some reported by some TV Station IN CINCINATTI on their website.

Those people are the worst. 9/11 was an insect job indeed.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

That's where I heard it. I kept thinking it was Unsecured Coins.