A post draft disaster distraction

[jb]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1159966-carmelo-anthony-and-the-50-most-overrated-stars-in-nba-history?utm_campaign=outbrain&utm_source=outbrain.com&utm_medium=referral

[motherscratcher]

Anyone who makes a list into a slideshow should die in a fire while being raped by a giraffe.

[jb]

Anyone who makes a list into a slideshow should die in a fire while being raped by a giraffe.

Need a bucket triuck for that, no?

[motherscratcher]

Anyone who makes a list into a slideshow should die in a fire while being raped by a giraffe.

Need a bucket triuck for that, no?

Not sure. I've never made a slideshow. Probably would help, though.

[e0y2e3]

6) motherscratcher

[motherscratcher]

6) motherscratcher

5) Bacon
7) Mike Trout

[FUDU]

That list is actually not bad, great calls on the Vin Bakers, Stevie Francis', Patrick Ewings, DCs, Horrys, McGradys, LJs, and Employee #8s, but when the list includes Wilt, Kobe, Stockton & Malone....it loses it's audience at some point.

[StewieG]

6) motherscratcher

5) Bacon
7) Mike Trout

14) actual Trout

[TouchEmAllTime]

Half of that list is attention whoring bs.

[LakeErieWarriors]

That list is actually not bad, great calls on the Vin Bakers, Stevie Francis', Patrick Ewings, DCs, Horrys, McGradys, LJs, and Employee #8s, but when the list includes Wilt, Kobe, Stockton & Malone....it loses it's audience at some point.

Yea, I kept going after Kobe, but when it got to Wilt I stopped, realized I'd just completely wasted 3 minutes that I'll never get back, and shouted a very turrets-like string of curses.

[e0y2e3]

That is what you all get for clicking on a Bleacher Report slideshow.

Idiots.

[StewieG]

I only wasted about 45 seconds. I clicked real fast to see what the group looked like. I got about half way when I decided this was an exercise in futility.

So I'm less stupid than you. Neener-neener.

[motherscratcher]

That is what you all get for clicking on a Bleacher Report slideshow.

Idiots.

I didn't click on it. That's why I assumed that your prior post was where you would put me on a list of "Things that are unequivocally awesomely fantastical and awesome."

Right between bacon and Mike Trout.

Since I refuse to click through slideshow on principle, I have no reason to think otherwise.

[peeker643]

I'm amused by a fan base that swallows Browns draft day goo when they reach and trade up when they probably didn't have to for a dime a dozen RB and a 46 yr old QB, and then goes ape shit crazy about the Cavs selection(s).

Yay Us!!!

[jb]

That list is actually not bad, great calls on the Vin Bakers, Stevie Francis', Patrick Ewings, DCs, Horrys, McGradys, LJs, and Employee #8s, but when the list includes Wilt, Kobe, Stockton & Malone....it loses it's audience at some point.

+1

Had same reaction fudu

[jb]

I'm amused by a fan base that swallows Browns draft day goo when they reach and trade up when they probably didn't have to for a dime a dozen RB and a 46 yr old QB, and then goes ape shit crazy about the Cavs selection(s).

Yay Us!!!

I can't post in comic sans, Peeker, but I will guarantee with a wager to you that the Browns 2013-2014 WL % will best the Cavs.

You in?

[peeker643]

I'm amused by a fan base that swallows Browns draft day goo when they reach and trade up when they probably didn't have to for a dime a dozen RB and a 46 yr old QB, and then goes ape shit crazy about the Cavs selection(s).

Yay Us!!!

I can't post in comic sans, Peeker, but I will guarantee with a wager to you that the Browns 2013-2014 WL % will best the Cavs.

You in?

Trust the Browns who know more than we do, discredit the Cavs who don't. That is the theme of the two drafts, right? I just want to make sure I'm reading it right. Then I can ponder the wager.

The Browns loved TRich and Weeden and made bold moves to get their guys!!!!!!!

The Cavs loved Dion Waiters and are absolutely fucking stupid for taking that guy!!!!!

Correct?

By the way, this was already laid out as part of the Wrap for tomorrow. You get no credit for inspiring it. That column was pretty much written in my head Thursday night watching Twitter and everyone melt down.

No idea what happens with Weeden, TRich and Waiters. Wondering why the goo gulpers only drink the brown and orange stuff though.