Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

[peeker643]

You should get your seal float out of the closet and hit the sand and surf this weekend, dude.

Dry shave with an older blade and stuff your pockets with sushi to snack on while you're out in the water.

Trust me.



http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/23/gre ... ?hpt=hp_t2

[jb]

You should get your seal float out of the closet and hit the sand and surf this weekend, dude.

Dry shave with an older blade and stuff your pockets with sushi to snack on while you're out in the water.

Trust me.



http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/23/gre ... ?hpt=hp_t2

OK, now THAT'S funny.

[swerb]

I love these forums.

[e0y2e3]

Sharks are afraid of me.

[motherscratcher]

I've often told people that when I shovel off, my preferred method will be by shark attack. That would be pretty cool. I just hope it's not anytime soon.

The way i figure it, when you're dead, you're dead. A few short lived moments of pain and terror are a small price to pay for the awesome story you'd be leaving behind for family and friends.

Think of how cool it would be to know a dude who was eaten by a shark.

You're welcome.

[FUDU]

I've often told people that when I shovel off, my preferred method will be by shark attack. That would be pretty cool. I just hope it's not anytime soon.

The way i figure it, when you're dead, you're dead. A few short lived moments of pain and terror are a small price to pay for the awesome story you'd be leaving behind for family and friends.

Think of how cool it would be to know a dude who was eaten by a shark.

You're welcome.

I'm think'n the shark would spit you out.

:shrug

[Cerebral_DownTime]

you're 250,000 times more likely to be killed on your way to the ocean than be attacked by a shark.

More shark attacks happen than incidents of voter fraud. Suck it, Paultards.

[Erie Warrior]

Gives him the chance to menstruate all over something other than a keyboard.

[idoctribefan]

More shark attacks happen than incidents of voter fraud. Suck it, Paultards.

Recently discovered that I was registered to vote in 3 different counties. Got called for jury duty in a county I haven't lived in for 4 years. Received an absentee ballot from a county I hadn't lived in for a year. And then of course I'm a registered voter and voted in my current county of residence. Tried to hash it all out at the County Board of Elections and the old bags workin there didn't seem to understand why I was complaining about being registered in 3 counties. Spoke to election officials in all 3 counties and never received any confirmation that I'm off the books in either of the first two.

[Cerebral_DownTime]