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Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

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Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby peeker643 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:05 pm

You should get your seal float out of the closet and hit the sand and surf this weekend, dude.

Dry shave with an older blade and stuff your pockets with sushi to snack on while you're out in the water.

Trust me.

;-) ;) :wink:

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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby jb » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:36 pm

peeker643 wrote:You should get your seal float out of the closet and hit the sand and surf this weekend, dude.

Dry shave with an older blade and stuff your pockets with sushi to snack on while you're out in the water.

Trust me.

;-) ;) :wink:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/23/gre ... ?hpt=hp_t2



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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby swerb » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:28 pm

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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:37 pm

Sharks are afraid of me.
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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:24 pm

I've often told people that when I shovel off, my preferred method will be by shark attack. That would be pretty cool. I just hope it's not anytime soon.

The way i figure it, when you're dead, you're dead. A few short lived moments of pain and terror are a small price to pay for the awesome story you'd be leaving behind for family and friends.

Think of how cool it would be to know a dude who was eaten by a shark.

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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby FUDU » Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:29 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I've often told people that when I shovel off, my preferred method will be by shark attack. That would be pretty cool. I just hope it's not anytime soon.

The way i figure it, when you're dead, you're dead. A few short lived moments of pain and terror are a small price to pay for the awesome story you'd be leaving behind for family and friends.

Think of how cool it would be to know a dude who was eaten by a shark.

You're welcome.


I'm think'n the shark would spit you out.

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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:01 pm

you're 250,000 times more likely to be killed on your way to the ocean than be attacked by a shark.

More shark attacks happen than incidents of voter fraud. Suck it, Paultards.
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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:57 pm

Gives him the chance to menstruate all over something other than a keyboard.
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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby idoctribefan » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:57 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:More shark attacks happen than incidents of voter fraud. Suck it, Paultards.




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Re: Beach Weekend for e0y2e3?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:17 pm

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