Soilent White arrives

[jb]

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/meat-substitutes-tasty/story?id=16560226

[Cerebral_DownTime]

If I want to eat something that tastes like chicken, i'll fucking eat chicken.

Vegans can go fuck themselves.

[motherscratcher]

You know how I know that I should eat meat? Because I CAN eat meat. If I wasn't supposed to eat meat I wouldn't be able to.

How come humans are the only omnivores that anyone ever gives any shit to about eating meat? How come nobody ever tries to make bears feel like assholes with fake fucking meat and salads for dinner?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

You know how I know that I should eat meat? Because I CAN eat meat. If I wasn't supposed to eat meat I wouldn't be able to.

How come humans are the only omnivores that anyone ever gives any shit to about eating meat? How come nobody ever tries to make bears feel like assholes with fake fucking meat and salads for dinner?

Because a bear will eat your face omnivorous style.

[FUDU]

You know how I know that I should eat meat? Because I CAN eat meat. If I wasn't supposed to eat meat I wouldn't be able to.

How come humans are the only omnivores that anyone ever gives any shit to about eating meat? How come nobody ever tries to make bears feel like assholes with fake fucking meat and salads for dinner?

Bears eat moths too, so you gonna start eating moths?

[bookelly]

I eat meat. I love meat. But the fact is that we are all gonna have to eat less of it if we want to continue to live on this planet. The greenhouse gases that meat factories release in a rather large part of the problem -12.5%. Compared to say global transportation which is 14%.

[FUDU]

Now I want to go to Brasa.

The meat sweats are awesome.

[motherscratcher]

You know how I know that I should eat meat? Because I CAN eat meat. If I wasn't supposed to eat meat I wouldn't be able to.

How come humans are the only omnivores that anyone ever gives any shit to about eating meat? How come nobody ever tries to make bears feel like assholes with fake fucking meat and salads for dinner?

Bears eat moths too, so you gonna start eating moths?

Moths? Who said anything about moths?

No, I'm not going to eat any moths. But I sure as shit ain't going to tell any bears that they can't eat them because it's not fair to the moths and lettuce is healthier. And then act all high and mighty, like I'm better than the bear because I eat veggie tofu burgers and drive a Prius.

[motherscratcher]

And, yeah, I'm absolutely due for a return trip to Brasa. Stay away from the salad bar. That's how they get ya.

[pup]

TCF gathering at Brasa. Book me.

[RickNashEquilibrium]

Brasa, not a bad idea. How about a Sat/Sun morning at Li Wah or Bo Loong on Payne for some authentic Beijing dim-sum? I love Cleveland's Chinatown, vastly underrated and you can find some WEIRD seafood and whatnot at Tink Holl market. Or we could all meet at Chase's in Mentor and have the best burgers in town, pound shots of Wild Turkey and start a bar fight Double Deuce style.

[jb]

I'd be in for Brasa.

Bears do too feel bad at times though. Then they eat berries.

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

You know how I know that I should eat meat? Because I CAN eat meat. If I wasn't supposed to eat meat I wouldn't be able to.

How come humans are the only omnivores that anyone ever gives any shit to about eating meat? How come nobody ever tries to make bears feel like assholes with fake fucking meat and salads for dinner?

You can also eat poop and pennies and wood chips.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

You know how I know that I should eat meat? Because I CAN eat meat. If I wasn't supposed to eat meat I wouldn't be able to.

How come humans are the only omnivores that anyone ever gives any shit to about eating meat? How come nobody ever tries to make bears feel like assholes with fake fucking meat and salads for dinner?

You can also eat poop and pennies and wood chips.

At the same time?

[FUDU]

Brasa, not a bad idea. How about a Sat/Sun morning at Li Wah or Bo Loong on Payne for some authentic Beijing dim-sum? I love Cleveland's Chinatown, vastly underrated and you can find some WEIRD seafood and whatnot at Tink Holl market. Or we could all meet at Chase's in Mentor and have the best burgers in town, pound shots of Wild Turkey and start a bar fight Double Deuce style.

...and when you have the best burgers in town you start pounding shots of Wild Turkey, and when you start pounding shots of Wild Turkey you'll start a bar fight, don't be a guy that starts a bar fight.

WEIRD isn't what I look for in seafood, so let's stay focused on the unofficial Brasa plan that will never happen for now.

[Hikohadon]

I eat meat. I love meat. But the fact is that we are all gonna have to eat less of it if we want to continue to live on this planet. The greenhouse gases that meat factories release in a rather large part of the problem -12.5%. Compared to say global transportation which is 14%.

I'm guessing eventually a nuclear war or a nice megavirus wipes out a nice fat chunk of humanity, and then those that remain can once again eat whatever they want/can get their hands on.