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by jb » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:37 pm

http://business-news.thestreet.com/the-news-herald/story/the-worlds-10-drunkest-countries/11572031

by **Govbarney** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:57 pm

Today I am proud to be a Lithuanian. Today 3rd drunkest , tomorrow the world!

by **British_Pharaoh** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:32 pm

Prague should be fun at the end of the month then ;)

by **swerb** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:30 pm

The Czechs #1? Wouldn't have guessed that. Would have definitely guessed Ireland and Germany 1/2.

by **Hikohadon** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:17 pm

British_Pharaoh wrote:Prague should be fun at the end of the month then ;)

Prague is an awesome town regardless.

That and London are tied for Best Overall Experience/I Could Definitely Live There from the Hiko Awards.

Pilsner Urquell is one of the tastiest damn beers ever.

Apparently I need to be living in Central Europe.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:04 am

The Czechs brew damn fine beer. Especially if you're a lager/pilsner freak like me.

Urquell is on par with just about all the top German/Austrian beers.

I've wanted to go to Prague for a while, was hoping this year but...... I got a kid on the way. So it'll have to wait.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:30 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:The Czechs brew damn fine beer. Especially if you're a lager/pilsner freak like me.

Urquell is on par with just about all the top German/Austrian beers.

I've wanted to go to Prague for a while, was hoping this year but...... I got a kid on the way. So it'll have to wait.

How bout that shit?! Your boys can swim!

Congrats dude. Good times.

I especially like how you dropped the news in the Drunk Countries thread. :thumb up:

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:46 am

I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

by **British_Pharaoh** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:49 am

Congratulations!

by **Hikohadon** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:04 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.

by **Govbarney** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:11 pm

Mazel tov!

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:23 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.

Congrats, man. A baby on turkey day.

Early February for us.

And thanks for the kind words, everyone.

by **Hikohadon** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:31 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.

Congrats, man. A baby on turkey day.

Early February for us.

And thanks for the kind words, everyone.

Thanks, and congrats to you.

That'll make 3 scorpios in the family (me, daughter #2, and new kid), which means absolutely nothing to me other than a nice consolidation of birthdays.

Never thought I'd see the day where I had 3 kids. Or any kids.

by **e0y2e3** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:38 pm

Fuck kids.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:39 pm

I probably say "holy shit i'm going to have a kid" in my head a dozen times a day.

I already quit smoking in the house. Going on the Chantix sometime soon to give it up for good.

Priorities, man.

Can't wait until those crazy pregnancy hormones start kicking in on the wife. Should fun, she already had the tendency to throw things at me before.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:39 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Fuck kids.

Perv.

by **Hikohadon** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:02 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I probably say "holy shit i'm going to have a kid" in my head a dozen times a day.

I already quit smoking in the house. Going on the Chantix sometime soon to give it up for good.

Priorities, man.

Can't wait until those crazy pregnancy hormones start kicking in on the wife. Should fun, she already had the tendency to throw things at me before.

Going for the max quit is always good, but you can survive smoking outside too. I have for 12 years now.

Sure, you'll find yourself standing outside the window in 10 degree temps chaining while watching a Buckeye bowl game, but it's not like we're pussy Floridians. And you can just set the case of beer down on the table next to you - no refrigeration needed.

I don't remember the last time I watched a football game indoors.

by jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:06 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.

Congrats, man. A baby on turkey day.

Early February for us.

And thanks for the kind words, everyone.

Good Christ he's gonna spawn.

If this were no holds barred I'd post this:

hey wait, it is!

by jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:07 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.

Does the fetus have one a them turkey poppers to tell when it's done?

by **FUDU** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:09 pm

Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.

by jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:09 pm

You gotta keep in mind this was based on beer only, and is thus a misnomer.

Add the hard stuff and all the pastie east euros are playing for sloppy 3rds behind Ireland and Mexico.

by jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:10 pm

FUDU wrote:Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.

I'm thinking Jurgen with an umlot.

Must have an umlot.

Jurgen Lemmy has a nice ring.

by **Hikohadon** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:11 pm

Partial to Udo myself. That was my "name" in German class.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:12 pm

FUDU wrote:Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.

If it's a boy his name is gonna be Rambo Griffin-George-Smith, if it's a girl her name is gonna be Star Kitten.

by **FUDU** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:14 pm

Well you always have Ivan to fall back on, can never go wrong there.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:16 pm

That's too Ruskie sounding.

by **FUDU** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:23 pm

How about Trigger?

by **Hikohadon** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:34 pm

jb wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.

When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.

Does the fetus have one a them turkey poppers to tell when it's done?

That would be handy.

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:38 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
FUDU wrote:Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.

If it's a boy his name is gonna be Rambo Griffin-George-Smith, if it's a girl her name is gonna be Star Kitten.

I'm figuring on twins (that's just how powerful I presume your sperm to be).

1. Boys - Paco and Rico

2. Girls - Consuela and Clementine

3. Mixed - Scarlett and Gray

by **motherscratcher** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:39 pm

Oh, and congrats to you too Hiko!

Was a turkey baster involved in the conception?

by **Hikohadon** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:54 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Oh, and congrats to you too Hiko!

Was a turkey baster involved in the conception?

Hard to say. The night is a blur.

by **Ziner** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:06 pm

Holy shit, I can't believe you are going to bring a child in to this world.

Congrats, I guess.... :cheers:

by **swerb** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:46 pm

Very cool CDT and Hiko - congrads fellas.

I knew this "Worlds Drunkest Nations" thread had promise as soon as I saw it started.

by **skatingtripods** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:16 pm

Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

Congrats, gents. Couple of good guys, I wish you nothing but the best.

by **Orenthal** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:53 pm

Nothing could be better than another CDT irritating the next Ron Paul clan on the next social networking construction.

Great news! Congrats!

by **e0y2e3** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:50 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

/bow

Fuck Kids

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:23 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?

by **Hikohadon** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:24 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

/bow

Fuck Kids

One day you too will fuck the wrong girl who can't figure out birth control.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:32 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?

It's been a while...are half of them still named Jasmine?

by **FUDU** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:42 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

/bow

Fuck Kids

One day you too will fuck the wrong girl who can't figure out birth control.

Life will have come full circle then.

by **Hikohadon** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:29 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?

It's been a while...are half of them still named Jasmine?

Methinks he doth protest too much.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:36 am

I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.

by **motherscratcher** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:25 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.

Meh, read them if you want. It doesn't hurt. Bt everything you need to know you already do know by being a human non-idiot.

by **skatingtripods** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:14 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.

Just put them by the shitter. Either you'll flip through them or you won't, but to your wife, the probability of you reading them because they're next to the shitter will go up. Thus looking like you at least gave an effort.

by jb » Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:41 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.

Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?

It's been a while...are half of them still named Jasmine?

Back in the day it was always Amber and Crystal.

And the token was named Jade.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:11 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.

Meh, read them if you want. It doesn't hurt. Bt everything you need to know you already do know by being a human non-idiot.

skatingtripods wrote:Just put them by the shitter. Either you'll flip through them or you won't, but to your wife, the probability of you reading them because they're next to the shitter will go up. Thus looking like you at least gave an effort.

But where will I put my comic......err "graphic novels"?

And, Mother, a baby can't go in the washing machine, right?

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