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Unread postby jb » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:37 pm

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Unread postby Govbarney » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:57 pm

Today I am proud to be a Lithuanian. Today 3rd drunkest , tomorrow the world!
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:32 pm

Prague should be fun at the end of the month then ;)
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:30 pm

The Czechs #1? Wouldn't have guessed that. Would have definitely guessed Ireland and Germany 1/2.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:17 pm

British_Pharaoh wrote:Prague should be fun at the end of the month then ;)


Prague is an awesome town regardless.

That and London are tied for Best Overall Experience/I Could Definitely Live There from the Hiko Awards.

Pilsner Urquell is one of the tastiest damn beers ever.

Apparently I need to be living in Central Europe.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:04 am

The Czechs brew damn fine beer. Especially if you're a lager/pilsner freak like me.

Urquell is on par with just about all the top German/Austrian beers.

I've wanted to go to Prague for a while, was hoping this year but...... I got a kid on the way. So it'll have to wait.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:30 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:The Czechs brew damn fine beer. Especially if you're a lager/pilsner freak like me.

Urquell is on par with just about all the top German/Austrian beers.

I've wanted to go to Prague for a while, was hoping this year but...... I got a kid on the way. So it'll have to wait.


How bout that shit?! Your boys can swim!

Congrats dude. Good times.

I especially like how you dropped the news in the Drunk Countries thread. :thumb up:
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:46 am

I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.
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Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:49 am

Congratulations!
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:04 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.


When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.
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Unread postby Govbarney » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:11 am

Mazel tov!
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:23 am

Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.


When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.


Congrats, man. A baby on turkey day.

Early February for us.

And thanks for the kind words, everyone.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:31 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.


When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.


Congrats, man. A baby on turkey day.

Early February for us.

And thanks for the kind words, everyone.


Thanks, and congrats to you.

That'll make 3 scorpios in the family (me, daughter #2, and new kid), which means absolutely nothing to me other than a nice consolidation of birthdays.

Never thought I'd see the day where I had 3 kids. Or any kids.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:38 am

Fuck kids.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:39 am

I probably say "holy shit i'm going to have a kid" in my head a dozen times a day.

I already quit smoking in the house. Going on the Chantix sometime soon to give it up for good.

Priorities, man.

Can't wait until those crazy pregnancy hormones start kicking in on the wife. Should fun, she already had the tendency to throw things at me before.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:39 am

e0y2e3 wrote:Fuck kids.


Perv.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:02 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I probably say "holy shit i'm going to have a kid" in my head a dozen times a day.

I already quit smoking in the house. Going on the Chantix sometime soon to give it up for good.

Priorities, man.

Can't wait until those crazy pregnancy hormones start kicking in on the wife. Should fun, she already had the tendency to throw things at me before.


Going for the max quit is always good, but you can survive smoking outside too. I have for 12 years now.

Sure, you'll find yourself standing outside the window in 10 degree temps chaining while watching a Buckeye bowl game, but it's not like we're pussy Floridians. And you can just set the case of beer down on the table next to you - no refrigeration needed.

I don't remember the last time I watched a football game indoors.
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Unread postby jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:06 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.


When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.


Congrats, man. A baby on turkey day.

Early February for us.

And thanks for the kind words, everyone.



Good Christ he's gonna spawn.

If this were no holds barred I'd post this:


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hey wait, it is!
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Unread postby jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:07 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.


When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.



Does the fetus have one a them turkey poppers to tell when it's done?
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:09 pm

Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.
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Unread postby jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:09 pm

You gotta keep in mind this was based on beer only, and is thus a misnomer.

Add the hard stuff and all the pastie east euros are playing for sloppy 3rds behind Ireland and Mexico.
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Unread postby jb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:10 pm

FUDU wrote:Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.



I'm thinking Jurgen with an umlot.

Must have an umlot.

Jurgen Lemmy has a nice ring.
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:11 pm

Partial to Udo myself. That was my "name" in German class.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:12 pm

FUDU wrote:Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.


If it's a boy his name is gonna be Rambo Griffin-George-Smith, if it's a girl her name is gonna be Star Kitten.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:14 pm

Well you always have Ivan to fall back on, can never go wrong there.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:16 pm

That's too Ruskie sounding.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:23 pm

How about Trigger?
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:34 pm

jb wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I've known for about a month now. Really excited, a new chapter in our lives.


When's yours due?

Mine's due Thanksgiving.



Does the fetus have one a them turkey poppers to tell when it's done?


That would be handy.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:38 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
FUDU wrote:Congrats CDT.

Might as well start the name suggestions:

If it's a boy I say Jorg, Ulrich, Wolfgang or Maik.


If it's a boy his name is gonna be Rambo Griffin-George-Smith, if it's a girl her name is gonna be Star Kitten.


I'm figuring on twins (that's just how powerful I presume your sperm to be).

1. Boys - Paco and Rico

2. Girls - Consuela and Clementine

3. Mixed - Scarlett and Gray
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:39 pm

Oh, and congrats to you too Hiko!

Was a turkey baster involved in the conception?
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:54 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Oh, and congrats to you too Hiko!

Was a turkey baster involved in the conception?


Hard to say. The night is a blur.
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Unread postby Ziner » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:06 pm

Holy shit, I can't believe you are going to bring a child in to this world.

Congrats, I guess.... :cheers:
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Unread postby swerb » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:46 pm

Very cool CDT and Hiko - congrads fellas.

I knew this "Worlds Drunkest Nations" thread had promise as soon as I saw it started.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:16 pm

Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.







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Unread postby Orenthal » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:53 am

Nothing could be better than another CDT irritating the next Ron Paul clan on the next social networking construction.

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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:50 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


/bow

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Unread postby Hikohadon » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:23 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?
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Unread postby Hikohadon » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:24 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


/bow

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Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Hikohadon wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?


It's been a while...are half of them still named Jasmine?
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Hikohadon wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


/bow

Fuck Kids


One day you too will fuck the wrong girl who can't figure out birth control.


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motherscratcher wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?


It's been a while...are half of them still named Jasmine?


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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:36 am

I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.


Meh, read them if you want. It doesn't hurt. Bt everything you need to know you already do know by being a human non-idiot.
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.


Just put them by the shitter. Either you'll flip through them or you won't, but to your wife, the probability of you reading them because they're next to the shitter will go up. Thus looking like you at least gave an effort.
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Unread postby jb » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:41 am

motherscratcher wrote:
Hikohadon wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Two more future strippers with Daddy issues. Just go ahead and name them Summer and Candi now, save them the trouble.


Can't do that. What would their stage names be then?


It's been a while...are half of them still named Jasmine?



Back in the day it was always Amber and Crystal.

And the token was named Jade.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:11 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't even know the gender of my child. All I know is there are about 15 baby books laying around the house and i'm not sure if i'm required to read them.


Meh, read them if you want. It doesn't hurt. Bt everything you need to know you already do know by being a human non-idiot.


skatingtripods wrote:Just put them by the shitter. Either you'll flip through them or you won't, but to your wife, the probability of you reading them because they're next to the shitter will go up. Thus looking like you at least gave an effort.


But where will I put my comic......err "graphic novels"?

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