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Unread postby jb » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:55 pm

I love 'em.

How about the Nicarauguan adventure ad?

I wondered what Danny and the Sandanistas were up to now, but never guessed tourism.
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Unread postby pup » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:17 pm

jb wrote:I love 'em.

How about the Nicarauguan adventure ad?

I wondered what Danny and the Sandanistas were up to now, but never guessed tourism.


You know those ads are produced by your web history, right?
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:34 pm

Then why do I keep getting ads for "A Dickens of a Summer" at the Rabbit Run Theater?


Oh....wait.
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Unread postby FUDU » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:40 pm

pup wrote:
jb wrote:I love 'em.

How about the Nicarauguan adventure ad?

I wondered what Danny and the Sandanistas were up to now, but never guessed tourism.


You know those ads are produced by your web history, right?


Their driven by our COLLECTIVE web histories, correct?

I mean otherwise why would I see a Meet Latino Lovers ad, I don't like illegal aliens.
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Unread postby pup » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:55 pm

FUDU wrote:
pup wrote:
jb wrote:I love 'em.

How about the Nicarauguan adventure ad?

I wondered what Danny and the Sandanistas were up to now, but never guessed tourism.


You know those ads are produced by your web history, right?


Their driven by our COLLECTIVE web histories, correct?

I mean otherwise why would I see a Meet Latino Lovers ad, I don't like illegal aliens.


I don't think so. I just spent 2 months working out issues with AT&T U-verse so I was on that site a lot. Still have not stopped getting the banner ads for them. Which really pisses me off, because I cannot get it at my house even though they said I could, set it up, trouble shot it 4 different times (fixing the problem each time) and having it crap out 60 minutes after they left each time. Plus the visit they showed up at my house early, left because I wasn't there yet, had me pass the guys truck on my street and getting a phone call saying would I like to reschedule. I said yes, have the guy sitting at the stop sign at the end of my street turn around and come back. Which he could not. So we rescheduled for the same time slot that day and they no showed/no called.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:08 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Then why do I keep getting ads for "A Dickens of a Summer" at the Rabbit Run Theater?


Oh....wait.


That place is two minutes from my house.

Stay the fuck away.
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Unread postby jb » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:59 pm

Isn't it aggregate?

I mean, as a known card carrying centrist why would Nicaragua come up on my personal banner ads?
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Unread postby swerb » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:08 pm

I think Pup is right. I think it used to be aggregate, but now it's more individualized.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:14 pm

I block my cookies at work so I get some random ass stuff.

Right now I got pennie stocks... YEAH
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:31 pm

"Beaver Creek: Not exactly roughing it."

That must be located just adjacent to Big Bone Lick state park.

And all kinds of dating ads, mainly Asians and Eastern European.
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Unread postby Ziner » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:36 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:"Beaver Creek: Not exactly roughing it."

That must be located just adjacent to Big Bone Lick state park.

And all kinds of dating ads, mainly Asians and Eastern European.


I probably caused that one. Freaking awesome place to ski. It is really nice, they wouldn't let your type in there.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:43 pm

Because i'm straight.

And the only cool thing about skiing is reading about the fucks who hit trees.
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Unread postby Ziner » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:55 pm

You are just mad because tall people look foolish on skis.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:58 pm

All people look stupid on skis. The dumb snow clothes, stupid hats, and goggles.

Who the fuck is looking for all these dating sites?
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Unread postby gotribe31 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:26 pm

I always get ads for baseball bat companies. I like it.
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Unread postby YahooFanChicago » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:07 am

NBA TV banner add in Chinese. Must be eO
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Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:03 am

Right now I'm getting an ad asking "Will the Right Ads Find You?". These bots have a sense of humor and irony which means they are far more advanced than CDT.
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Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:13 am

I did one search at Global Golf a few weeks ago and now their banner is on literally every web site I go to now.
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Unread postby jb » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:26 am

Ziner wrote:You are just mad because tall people look foolish on skis.


Sonny Bono was 5'5".
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Unread postby jb » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:31 am

y'alls nuts. No way have ever clicked on anything to get Sexy Arab Girls on the banner ads rotation.

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Unread postby Ziner » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:35 am

jb wrote:
Ziner wrote:You are just mad because tall people look foolish on skis.


Sonny Bono was 5'5".


I bet he didn't look like a goon though, dude just out skied his talent or something. Luckily, for me, that would be impossible.

Oh and only people from the East Coast or Texas wear hats skiing. Everyone else wears a helmet to protect their melon while they are doing super bad ass things.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:26 am

peeker643 wrote:Right now I'm getting an ad asking "Will the Right Ads Find You?". These bots have a sense of humor and irony which means they are far more advanced than CDT.


Your jabs are about as sharp as a marshmallow.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:29 am

Ziner wrote:
jb wrote:
Ziner wrote:You are just mad because tall people look foolish on skis.


Sonny Bono was 5'5".


I bet he didn't look like a goon though, dude just out skied his talent or something. Luckily, for me, that would be impossible.

Oh and only people from the East Coast or Texas wear hats skiing. Everyone else wears a helmet to protect their melon while they are doing super bad ass things.


Skiing is still stupid as shit. A bunch of yuppie fucks sliding down a mountain.
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